Zoe Saldana Is Pregnant
Zoe Saldana Is Pregnant

 

Sadly, it isn’t mine.

Forget Rosemary’s baby — Zoe is expecting one of her own! Zoe Saldana is pregnant and expecting her first child with husband Marco Perego, a source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly. “Zoe is about three months pregnant,” the insider tells Us of the Guardians of the Galaxy actress, 36. “But she will only announce the news when she’s ready.” Another insider says she and Italian artist Perego, 35, can’t wait to be parents. “Zoe has always wanted a big family,” the second source says, “and Marco’s on board too!”

Zoe Saldana is hot and her husband looks like he’s waiting on a second call back to be on the cover of a romance novel, so there’s a 90% chance this will be a beautiful interracial baby. So there’s a 100% chance this won’t be a leading news story on the local Kentucky news.

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Gracias

The Latin Grammys were last night. Since no one cares about them, I’m going to go ahead and assume Sofia Vergara, Shakira, Zoe Saldana, and Blanca Soto (who?) won everything, then tidied up their own hotel rooms.

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Zoe Saldana Is Smart



I realize when you’re listening to NPR and adding stuff to your Urban Outfitters wishlist and trying to come up with a funny and ironic name for your bowling team (“I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gutter”, I’m looking at you Steven), you think you’re listening to the voice of logic and reason. But, I have a higher calling. And that calling is to listen to anything a skinny, hot chick tells me.
“Love it, love it, love it — can’t live without it! I love sex,” the Avatar star, 31, admits in the April issue of Essence. “I love skin. I don’t believe the body is something to hide.” “I think in American society, we’re messing up our kids by taking away the education on awareness of sexuality and replacing it with violence, guns and video games,” she says. “We’re breeding little criminals.”…”I want to have more sex, travel more, drink more wine and love life.”

I’m not even sure why I thought this would be a good post. I saw “sex” and “more sex” and Zoe’s legs and I kinda just blacked out. I don’t know if Ben Roethlisberger slipped me something or what, but I’d like to think he knows a great ass when he sees one. Anyway, next.

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