Woody Harrelson Is Han Solo’s Mentor
Woody Harrelson Is Han Solo’s Mentor


Disney didn’t buy Star Wars from George Lucas just to buy it. They have already spun box office gold with Star Wars: The Force Awakens (it was aight) and Rogue One (it was meh), and now they’re going to keep making Star Wars movies until they get all the money and we’re all dead. The Han Solo spinoff will probably have Woody Harrelson in it now.

Sources tell Variety that, while talks are still in the early stages, Harrelson is the top choice to play Han Solo’s mentor in the upcoming “Star Wars” spinoff starring Alden Ehrenreich. Donald Glover and Emilia Clarke also star, with Phil Lord and Chris Miller directing. Disney had no comment. The movie will be set prior to “Star Wars: A New Hope,” like the other “Star Wars” standalone project, “Rogue One,” which hit theaters on Dec. 16.

So Han Solo smuggled weed then? Hahahaha I bet nobody has come up with that joke yet! I’m killin’ this blog game, son.

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Woody Harrelson Is Really Smart

I had a long-winded intro for this post where I talked about acid and politics and hippies, but nothing I could say would sound crazier than Woody Harrelson did in a recent interview with Salon.com. So, if you have any relatives risking their lives over in Afghanistan, be sure sure to stop by Chevron and give them a piece of your mind. NewsBusters reports:

…Woody Harrelson, who stars in the new film, The Messenger, recounts his conspiracy theory that America invaded Afghanistan not because of the 9/11 attacks, but because Chevron wanted to overthrow the Taliban and build an oil pipeline. Harrelson: “The guys from Chevron went in and met with the Taliban and realized those guys just weren’t in control enough. That’s why they wanted to oust them. Otherwise it’s an absurd concept: You’re going to war because a guy from some other country, a Saudi, is living somewhere in the mountains?”

Harrelson then lit up a bowl and talked to the Smurfs who were playing Jenga and the paisley dragon reading a book in the corner. “You can’t see them?” Harrelson then asked the interviewer. “Because I see them and sometimes they tell me things, because you know, I’m really fucking crazy.”

Bar Refaeli. My favorite Jew:

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Woody Harrelson Barely Survives Scrape With ZOMBIE PHOTOGRAPHER!

Woody Harrelson, who – according to Fox News – has not done anything noteworthy since Cheers. Attacked a TMZ photographer on Wednesday night:

It went down at New York’s La Guardia airport last night. As the photog asked Woody questions, the actor shoved the camera into our photog’s eye, causing it to temporarily stop recording. A few seconds later the video returns but then the screen goes black again — you can still hear Woody attack full bore, ripping the camera out of the photog’s hands.

Our photog says Woody smashed the camera to the ground, breaking it. Harrelson then picked the camera up and began walking away with it. The photog followed Woody, claiming he was assaulted and demanded that Woody return the camera. That’s when Harrelson attacked again, striking the photog repeatedly and grabbing his neck. Our cameraman shot the action with his flip cam.

You can check out the “official” TMZ vids HERE.

And people ran off to the New York Police without asking Woody what was up. The dude was in character, reports CNN:

Harrelson, who is being sued by another TMZ photographer for an alleged assault in 2006, did not deny his involvement.

“I wrapped a movie called ‘Zombieland,’ in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character,” Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist.

“With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie,” he said.

It’s so easy, especially when there are so many zombies carrying cameras these days…

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