‘Wonder Woman’ Made $223M In 4 Days
‘Wonder Woman’ Made $223M In 4 Days

 

According to Box Office Mojo and the site I took the below blockquote from, Wonder Woman will more that likely double its $149M production budget by the end of the week. Somewhere right now, men with Nazi haircuts are crying.

Warner Bros.’ Wonder Woman defied expectations to take $100.5 million in the United States, £6.18 million here in the UK and $222 million worldwide, a record for a female-directed film and the sixth highest non-sequel superhero debut ever. With a budget of $150 million, Wonder Woman is also the costliest film ever directed by a woman.

I’m not gonna turn this into some militant SJW post, but if you can’t realize why this could be a huge deal for some women, then you’re probably just an asshole in your daily life and nobody really likes you. Like, I’ve seen Batman’s parents die four times in four separate movies. Let’s move on. Wonder Woman kicked ass in the movie, but I hope she’s saving her strength for the sequel which will be her biggest fight of all: arguing in the comment sections of Thought Catalog and Teen Vogue articles that say she’s a bad role model for women because she represents unachievable body and fighting standards.

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‘Wonder Woman’ Is Killing It
‘Wonder Woman’ Is Killing It

 

Because all film critics are secretly paid Marvel shills who don’t understand the genius of DC films, Wonder Woman currently holds a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes. Wait. Shit. Let me start that over. Because all film critics review coherent and competent movies favorably, Wonder Woman currently holds a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes. Sorry. I screwed that intro up. Although this might cause some cognitive dissonance for DC fan boys who also hate women. That remains to be seen. Meanwhile, Wonder Woman almost has a higher score than Man Of Steel, Batman v Superman, and Suicide Squad combined. It also has the lowest budget of the three, so it’ll more than likely be the most profitable of the three. If I was Martha, I’d see if I could switch kids.

 

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‘Wonder Woman’ Had A Premiere
‘Wonder Woman’ Had A Premiere

 

The bar is pretty low, but according to early reviews, Wonder Woman is the best DCEU film to date. And that’s awesome. Wonder Woman can beat the living shit out of Batman and Superman (Google it) , so maybe that’s why Superman whines a lot and Batman does Crossfit montages. The film had its premiere at the Pantages Theatre in Hollywood last night, but it’s also having a women-only screening at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Texas.  You’ll never guess who is upset about it!

That didn’t go over well with some men, judging by the comments on the theater’s Facebook page. “Apparently ‘equality’ is only selective nowadays,” one person wrote. “How about a ‘men’s only’ showing of a movie or is that not how equality works?”

Good lord, just shut up. Can you shut the hell up? If you’re this angry about women being somewhere without you and want to be around a bunch of dudes, go join ISIS, dipshit.

 

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Apparently ‘Wonder Woman’ Is Pretty Good
Apparently ‘Wonder Woman’ Is Pretty Good

 

Wonder Woman had a screening for the media last night, and apparently everybody really like it (you can read what they all said here).  So, let’s get the obvious out of the way here first. When it comes to DC movies, we’ve heard this shit before. Second,  Gal Gadot isn’t really a great actor. If you say she is, you’re lying to yourself. Third, I hope the reviews of this movie aren’t great in the same way the Ghostbusters remake were great. Not liking a movie that’s mostly women doesn’t make you sexist. You don’t have to be afraid of not liking it. Fourth, DC and Warner Bros. have fucked my emotions three times now, and I don’t want to be the abused spouse who keeps getting beat and coming back because I think Geoff Johns will change. Fuck him. Fifth, some of the reviews call Wonder Woman the “best DCEU movie so far”.  And the McGriddle is the best thing at McDonald’s. That’s a really fucking low bar. Sixth of all, please let all this be true. I want to Wonder Woman to resemble an actual movie. I don’t want to sit through another DC movie bored and miserable then be told I just don’t get it. Shit ain’t that deep, bro. Go jack off to your Zack Snyder shrine on your own time. Don’t project that onto me.

 

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‘Wonder Woman’ & ‘IT” Have New Trailers
‘Wonder Woman’ & ‘IT” Have New Trailers

 

Depending on who you ask, trailers for two highly anticipated movies dropped over the weekend or trailers for two movies dropped over the weekend. Here they are.

 

Wonder Woman

 

 

The trailer looks great. Gal Gadot looks great. Some of the shots looks great. It looks like 15 mins of the movie will be slo mo shots which isn’t great. I really, really, really want to like this movie. I really do. But DC is an abusive spouse that we all keep going back to hoping they’ll change. If this movie sucks, I’m going to get DC drunk and burn them alive in bed. I can’t take this shit anymore.

 

IT

 

 

This trailer also looks great. The book was a masterpiece. The acting looks great. At the same time, I know it’s very possible that everyone involved could easily fuck this up. For one, I don’t understand the Pennywise here. Pennywise dressed as a clown to lure kids. This Pennywise is not how you lure kids. I also don’t know if Pennywise is evil in this version because he was forehead-shamed as a kid. Maybe they’ll answer that.

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The New ‘Wonder Woman’ Trailer Looks Pretty Okay, I Guess
The New ‘Wonder Woman’ Trailer Looks Pretty Okay, I Guess

 

I refuse to let myself get excited for DC movies anymore, because they all generally suck, and the people who have seen Wonder Woman already weren’t exactly stingy with the adjectives that mean “suck”. But at least DC make halfway decent trailers. This one for Wonder Woman is obviously the best one even though it gives us an origin story like we haven’t known who Wonder Woman is since 1941. But hopefully the origin story will solve the mystery of why Wonder Woman is the only person on  Themyscira who has an Israeli accent.

 

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Wonder Woman Did Empire
Wonder Woman Did Empire

 

Yesterday, Matt Reeves finally committed to direct The Batman and Nightwing movie was also announced, taking the WB/DCEU potential new film count to 17. SEVENTEEN. If the first three were any indication, WB is gonna continue to throw shit against the wall in hopes it makes enough money to clean up the shit they have to clean up from the last wall. The fourth, Wonder Woman, drops June 2, and depending on who you ask, it’s great or an unmitigated disaster. Kinda like our new President. Anyway, WB has to spend a lot of money on advertising, so Wonder Woman got the cover of Empire Magazine. She looks like she’s about to fight Rotten Tomatoes.

 

Wonder Woman

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‘Wonder Woman’ Is Apparently A Disaster
‘Wonder Woman’ Is Apparently A Disaster

 

You probably can’t see it, but I’m clutching my pearls, because an insider who told us that Batman v Superman sucked before it came out, now says Wonder Woman is a fucking disaster.

“So, I don’t want to throw anyone under the bus. We have somebody within our community who has gotten insider information that broke my effing heart this week, because I have tremendous belief that Wonder Woman is gonna be awesome and I heard it stinks from the same person who told me that they heard that BvS stinks…The person who I spoke to…their response was ‘I’m very disappointed in what I saw, and it seems like all the problems are the same problems. It’s discombobulated, it doesn’t have narrative flow. It’s just very disjointed.

Wonder Woman

 

Look, you’ve seen Man of Steel. You’ve seen Batman v Superman. You’ve seen Suicide Squad.  Are we gonna pretend Wonder Woman is gonna be any better? Warner Bros. and DC legit have no idea what they’re doing with the DCEU. They throw shit at the screen, the shit makes money, so they make more shit. And if your first argument is to quote me box office numbers, congrats, you’re part of the problem. This is strange a concept, but what if a movie made money and was good at the same time? I know, crazy. At least Gal Gadot will look hot in the costume. At least we have that. Christ.

 

This thing is two hours, but they kick off the show with it. Good times.

 

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Gal Gadot Is Pregnant
Gal Gadot Is Pregnant

 

Two months ago it was reported that Wonder Woman was a damn mess, then director Patty Jenkins said it wasn’t while sounding super defensive. Over the weekend it was announced that Wonder Woman is having reshoots. Feel free to draw your own conclusions from that *cough*. Anyway, the better hope the reshoots are just scenes of Gal Gadot sitting down or eating, because she revealed she’s pregnant on Instagram.

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Wonder Woman Is Bisexual
Wonder Woman Is Bisexual



Wonder Woman comic writer Greg Rucka sat down for an  interview with Cosmicosity and straight up said Wonder Woman sometimes loves the ladies. OMG THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

[Y]es, [Wonder Woman is queer]. I think it’s more complicated though. This is inherently the problem with Diana: we’ve had a long history of people — for a variety of reasons, including sometimes pure titillation, which I think is the worst reason — say, “Ooo. Look. It’s the Amazons. They’re gay!” And when you start to think about giving the concept of Themyscira its due, the answer is, “How can they not all be in same sex relationships?” Right? It makes no logical sense otherwise. It’s supposed to be paradise. You’re supposed to be able to live happily. You’re supposed to be able — in a context where one can live happily, and part of what an individual needs for that happiness is to have a partner — to have a fulfilling, romantic and sexual relationship. And the only options are women. But an Amazon doesn’t look at another Amazon and say, “You’re gay.” They don’t. The concept doesn’t existNow, are we saying Diana has been in love and had relationships with other women? As Nicola and I approach it, the answer is obviously yes. And it needs to be yes for a number of reasons. But perhaps foremost among them is, if no, then she leaves paradise only because of a potential romantic relationship with Steve [Trevor]. And that diminishes her character. It would hurt the character and take away her heroism.

This won’t be problem for the people it will eventually be a problem with since they don’t like to read, but if this makes it into the movies, the boycott memes should be fun on Facebook. Just another leftist plot to turn Homeschool Timmy gay because you don’t know how gay works. Should be a good time.


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