Bobbi Kristina Brown‘s aunt, Leolah Brown, went off in a long, rambling Facebook post today claiming that Whitney Houston and Bobbi Kristina were murdered. Read that last sentence again then play this.
Hey, remember when Lindsay Lohan did community at the morgue instead of rotting in jail? Vaguely? Cool. Anyway, she says when she was there she rolled a body bag that had Whitney Houston‘s body in it.
Lindsay Lohan had a run-in with Whitney Houston while performing her community service — thing is, Whitney was dead. Lindsay was working at the L.A. County Morgue in her probation violation case a few years back when she came in contact with Whitney’s body … so she tells the Telegraph to promote her upcoming London play. She mused, “It’s different for me than it would be for other people. Like, no one would really have to work at the morgue in LA and roll a body bag for Whitney Houston.” A quick check of the timeline shows Lindsay might not be making this one up. Houston passed away tragically on February 11, 2012 … and Lindsay did her time at the morgue from October 2011 through March 2012.
Damn, cool story. But it came out of Lindsay’s mouth, it’s a complete fabrication of reality.
Lindsay Lohan is lying when she says she had to roll Whitney Houston‘s body bag at the L.A. County Morgue … because Whitney was never in a body bag. An official from the Coroner’s Office tells TMZ … Whitney was NEVER in a body bag and no one in the probation program came in contact with Whitney’s body…Whitney died on Saturday, Feb 11, 2012. The autopsy was performed the next day and her body was gone by morning. No one from any court-ordered probation program came in contact with the body … according to the Coroner’s official. The official says Whitney was wrapped in plastic with a sheet cover the entire time she was at the morgue. In fact, she was taken out in plastic — not a body bag.
I don’t know exactly what Lindsay rolled, but it apparently had a hallucinogen in it, or she’s trying to insert herself into a story that has nothing to do with her to make herself sound more interesting. Like they did with Jennifer Lawrence in the last X-Men movie. I know she won an Oscar for something else while under contract for this horseshit. And what was up with the scene of Hugh Jackman’s ass? isn’t he a little old for you, Bryan Singer? Pull it together, man.
BREAKING: The female wasn’t even driving. TMZ reports:
The black 2012 Camaro belongs to Bobbi’s boyfriend Nick Gordon — and according to sources close to Bobbi, Nick was driving Sunday night in Alpharetta, GA … with Bobbi in the passenger seat … when the accident happened. The details surrounding the accident are unclear, but we’re told the couple had been arguing at the time of the crash — and Nick’s Camaro was the only car involved. No one was injured. After the accident, the car was missing the front right tire, the front bumper was torn off, and the airbags were deployed — but somehow it got back to Bobbi and Nick’s apartment. Cops went to the apartment soon after the accident for a noise complaint, but no one answered the door. According to the incident report, officers saw the car parked outside the apartment with its hazard lights on — and it appeared it had been driven in a damaged state. We’re told the accident is currently under investigation. Calls to Bobbi’s people were not returned.
The day after Whitney Houston died, I had my friend Tori pose in a bathtub at a house in the West Hills, then I uploaded it to Twitter with the caption, “Whitneying”. So obviously I hope Bobbi Kristina and her boyfriend or okay and are able to go on with their lives, so when she overdoses I can take some more pictures. I need to get my Klout score up.
And here’s the shocker, everybody: Her sudden and unexpected death at the relatively young age of 48 totally had something to do with the mounds of coke she was snorting.
Various prescription pill bottles were found in the living room and bedroom of the hotel suite but the bathroom was where the cocaine was found. “Located on the south portion of the counter was a small spoon with a white crystal substance in it and a rolled up piece of white paper, along with other miscellaneous items. Located in the top drawer in the north side of the counter were remnants of a white powdery substance and a portable mirror on a base. On the bottom of that base were more remnants of a white powdery substance.”
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Just like her cause of death would have read in 2001, Whitney Houston had a heart attack and fell into a bathtub because her heart was completely shredded from years of cocaine use. But above all this, I wish you lov..to know she had cocaine in her system. And weed. And Xanax. And a muscle relaxer. And Benadryl. TMZ reports:
Whitney Houston had cocaine in her system when she died — this according to the L.A. County Coroner. The L.A. County Coroner has just released the singer’s official cause of death — accidental drowning … but the report also notes heart disease and cocaine use were contributing factors to Whitney’s demise. Officials say Houston also had traces of marijuana in her system … as well as Xanax (anxiety medication), Flexeril (muscle relaxer) and Benadryl (allergy medication). A source connected to the investigation tells us it is “very possible” Whitney had a heart attack that caused her to lose consciousness and drown. The heart attack may have been triggered by hardening of the arteries as a result of cocaine use. As we previously reported, Whitney was found dead in a bathtub at the Beverly Hilton hotel last month and several pills were found on the scene — including Xanax, Ibuprofen, and Midol. Investigators found NO EVIDENCE of cocaine in the hotel room. Law enforcement sources have told us from the beginning they did not suspect foul play — and believe her death was not a homicide. Her family however had doubts about Whitney’s demise — suggesting there may have been foul play.
It really is sad when truly talented people die relatively young, but it’s hard to find the sympathy for a truly talented person when they die because they do stupid shit. I guess what I’m saying is, I don’t care. Yes, she was a great singer, but so was Ariel. She didn’t do cocaine and she has legs now. Let that be a lesson, kids.
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Bobbi Kristina Brown got high after her mom’s funeral on Saturday. Radar Online reports:
Her mother’s highly emotional funeral was just too much for Bobbi Kristina Brown. Following the event, she “disappeared” for a time and was found “using drugs,” two sources have told The Daily Beast. Her family didn’t find her until Sunday morning, just before they were to leave for Whitney’s burial, the sources added. “Everyone was freaking out and calling Bobbi Kristina’s cell,” one source, a longtime family friend told The Daily Beast, the website for Newsweek magazine. “It was so much commotion and activity after the funeral that Bobbi Kristina just slipped away. Ms. Cissy was beside herself.” Cissy and others won’t admit out loud that Bobbi Kristina “has a drug problem,” said the friend. “But they know it and have been trying to keep her straight even before Whitney passed. But losing your mother and the life you’re accustomed to all in one day is enough to send anybody off the deep end.”
Dude, seriously? Exactly how are these people “trying to keep her straight?” She was photographed doing lines less than a year ago and hospitalized for mixing booze, pills, and a bathtub before her mom died from doing the same thing. She was then hospitalized twice since her mom died for mixing booze with sedatives that someone close to her gave her. Bobbi Kristina is technically an adult and thus needs to be held accountable for her own decisions, but considering she was raised to see mixing coke, alcohol, and Xanax as normal, maybe it’s time to get over ourselves and admit out loud that she has a drug problem. If this girl doesn’t go to rehab soon, the next time she disappears might get her acquainted with Lindsay Lohan and her pals she met doing community service.
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Whitney Houston told friends she “really wanted to see Jesus” in the days before her death … and claimed she had a feeling the end was near for her … Whitney had been very spiritual in her final days … quoting the bible, singing hymns and engaging in intense conversations about Jesus Christ and the afterlife with her close friends and family members. We’re told …. on Friday , one day after she performed, “Yes Jesus Loves Me” at Tru nightclub in Hollywood, Whitney told one of her friends, “I’m gonna go see Jesus … I want to see Jesus.” The next morning, hours before her death, Whitney was discussing a bible passage involving John the Baptist and Jesus … when Houston flashed a big smile and remarked, “You know, he’s so cool … I really want to see that Jesus.” Another source tells us … Whitney had been telling friends she “felt like her time was coming” … and wanted to make sure she spent her time praising her lord and savior whenever she could.
Of course Jesus seems cool to an addict, the guy turned water into wine, just like Allah is awesome to fans of action movies and not showering. But I’m pretty sure science, not spirituality, would predict what happens when you mix booze and almost entire bottles of sedatives.
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Whitney Houston‘s daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown was hospitalized twice after the news of Houston’s death broke. Radar Online reports:
Whitney Houston’s 18-year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina, was hospitalized just after midnight — this was BEFORE she was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for a SECOND time Sunday afternoon, a family source has confirmed to Star magazine and RadarOnline.com. “She tried to ease the pain of losing her mother by having a few alcoholic drinks,” the insider said. “She was distraught, on the verge of a complete breakdown. Not knowing what to do, members of her mother’s entourage tried to calm her down with a sedative. The two were an unfortunate mix and she ended up passing out.” As we first reported via Twitter in the early hours of Sunday morning, the Beverly Hills Fire Department requested a rescue and engine to the same floor of the Beverly Hilton where Houston, 48, was found dead to treat another “person who is ill,” a law enforcement source confirmed. The call was made just after midnight.
Whitney Houston died after mixing sedatives, booze, and a bathtub. The people around Houston’s 18-year-old daughter thought the best way to help her cope with that was to have her mix sedatives and booze. The kid’s mom just fucking died. She’s going to be distraught. Did they think it was okay as long as they kept her away from puddles? I’m not a fortune teller or anything, and ultimately she’s responsible for her own decisions, but with handlers and rolemodels like these, it’s safe to say this kid is doomed.
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Whitney Houston, one of the greatest voices that ever lived, died today at 48. USA Today reports:
Word of the 48-year-old singer’s death broke early Saturday evening as the industry gathered in Los Angeles for the official Pre-Grammy Gala hosted by her mentor Clive Davis, chief creative officer of Sony Music Worldwide. The cause and location of her death are unknown.
While anyone, especially a musical legend, dying so suddenly and so young is unfortunate, let’s be real. This is a woman who challenged allegations of her well-documented crack use by asking to see receipts for it. I doubt the cause is as mysterious as they’re making it out to be. In any case, Katy Perry is still alive, so music’s going to suck for a really, really long time.
Christina Aguilera should have studied this a little harder:
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Despite having more hits than a hired mob assassin, a $100 million record deal with Arista/BMG in 2001, and selling 44 million copies of a movie soundtrack, Whitney Houston is now reportedly completely destitute and living off loans from her record label and soon-to-not-be friends. Stay off crack, kids. Daily Mail reports:
The 48-year-old singer – who has overcome crack cocaine addiction – has allegedly spent all of her fortune, including a reported $100 million record deal. Whitney is being financially supported by her record label Arista, which has given her an advance payment on her next album, according to reports. ‘She might be homeless if not for people saving her. She is broke as a joke.’ Whitney – whose ex-husband is Bobby Brown – is believed to be in such a dire financial position she has even had to resort to contacting friends for small loans. The source added: ‘She called someone to ask for $100. It is so sad. She should have Mariah Carey money, and she’s flat broke.’
I could go on a long diatribe about how drugs are bad, but I can’t. Because drugs are fantastic. That’s the problem. It’s just sad when someone who was the personification of the total package falls off the deep end because they wanted to smoke an asteroid everyday. Wow, I’m in a really empathetic mood today. Homeless guys better get at me.