Brad Paisley Took A Selfie With The Westboro Baptist Church Idiots
Brad Paisley Took A Selfie With The Westboro Baptist Church Idiots

 

Apparently Satan roams about soldier's funerals and country music concerts seeking to devour someone a lot, because the Westboro Baptist Church picketed the Brad Paisley concert on Sunday with their purple and bedazzled signs.

Though Brad Paisley's fans came out in droves to his Kansas City, Missouri show on Sunday, June 3, the country crooner decided to take a selfie with a group of people who didn't attend the Cricket Wireless Amphitheater to celebrate his music. Protestors from the Westboro Baptist Church stood outside the concert venue with signs reading "God Hates Drunks," "Sin Breeds Violence," and "God H8s Your Stars." Paisley made his way out there and rounded up the protestors for an unusual selfie. "Westboro Baptist Selfie!! Or west-Burro(ass) selfie. Hopefully they can hear the show out here. We'll play loud," Paisley captioned the photo.

I could take this opportunity to make fun of the Westboro Baptist Church and Christianity in general, but I'm starting to feel sorry for these people. I mean, because when you have to cram your moral, religious, and scientific beliefs into a 1,600 page book that hasn't been updated in a while, I can see how you could paint yourself into a corner and miss a few things. Things like women, basic human biology, and carbon dating. The Bible doesn't allow any room for interpretation, you know, except for when you really want it to, so it's great they can have the best-selling fantasy novel of all time to point at when they expand it's figurative universe to fit their own narrative and agenda. But back to the point, why would you protest a Brad Paisley concert? There's no shitty music in hell, bruh. C'mon, now.

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Westboro Baptist Church Protested A Vince Gill Concert, He Went Out To Say Hi
Westboro Baptist Church Protested A Vince Gill Concert, He Went Out To Say Hi

 

I'm not really into country music, unless I could somehow be in Carrie Underwood, but Vince Gill just got a new fan today after he walked outside the Kauffman Center for the Performing Arts in Kansas City, Mo. to confront the WBC members (“I just came to see what hate looked like.”) who were protesting his concert because Gill committed the unforgivable sin of being divorced and remarried. Getting remarried sounds a lot better than when Fred Phelps used to beat and rape his own children, but I am not one of god's chosen representatives here on Earth, so I obviously have no idea what I'm talking about. Anyway, Gill confronted the pure souls who were washed clean by the blood of the lamb and wished a motherfucker would have had a sign saying something about his new wife (“Don’t you know you fuckers are lucky that you don’t have a sign that says something about my wife?”). He also said hello to a WBC member he recognized (“I’ve seen you on TV, man. You’re a big dipshit.”). Then he questioned why divorce and remarriage was not as prominent in god's burn book as tha gayz (“Are any of you guys Phelpses? Or are you guys like the C-team?”). But as usual, you can't really argue with Christians, because they believe that a small percentage of one religion for one species on one planet in the entire universe and the infinite universes beyond are the petty Santa's favorite and he has written a book that he allows them to interpret anyway they choose. I don't know, maybe god needs to subscribe to some mommy blogs or take a parenting class.

 

 

 

 

[h/t Gawker]

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