How’s your Sunday? Great. Wonderful. Excited to hear it. Hopefully the Weekend Dump will make your Facebook feed a little better. What dumpster fire that is right now. I’ve never seen so many white people want a black guy to have a gun so badly before in my life. Oh, 2016! Always full of surprises! Please rage type in the comments responsibly.
This week’s Weekend Dump is on Monday, because nothing makes sense in 2016 so why should this? It’s also on Monday, because I kinda forgot and not much happened. Oh, Kanye West made his first post on Instagram, so that’s something. In true Kanye form, he’s fighting against an imaginary oppression that only exists in his head.
on another note… I was thinking about getting an Instagram but only on one condition……
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) March 14, 2016
no one can ask me or try to tell me what to Instagram… It’s my art…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) March 14, 2016
His first post was a pic of a tiny car with its headlights on and it has 308K likes so far, so that should help in validating his excruciating decision to install an app that let’s you post pictures. Anyway, moving on to the Emmys and stuff. Feel free to click below to look at pictures where the art isn’t questioned. (more…)
The NFL season basically kicks off today #NeverForget. So be sure to stand in your living room during the National Anthem or you run the risk of somebody calling you unpatriotic on Twitter. Or you might lose your endorsements. Or you can just complain that players are kneeling while you’re sitting on the couch. This is America, nobody can tell you what to do. How awesome is that! Anyway, here’s this installment of the Weekend Dump. It will make America great again or something maybe.
Hey, people. How’s your weekend so far? Good, good. Ok, enough about you, here’s the latest Weekend Dump. The banner pic is of Katie Ledecky. Amanda Waller started a file on her on Friday. Maybe Thursday. The rest of the pics are of other people exponentially lesser talent. That’s why Scott Disick is last. Enjoy. See you cool kids tomorrow.
Sup. It’s the Weekend Dump. We like these. So here’s Jessica Lowndes with the most pretend unintentional thirst trap on Instagram this weekend, Cara Delevingne realizing she’s getting a Razzie, Ariel Winter thinking she found goos selfie light, and a 50 Cent and Vern Troyer picture. The last one might be the greatest thing you see all day.
We can’t seem to go a weekend now without realizing the world is probably on it’s final season before it gets cancelled, but here’s your Weekend Dump anyway. It includes a lot of the things that make the world great. Those things are mostly boobs. There’s also a pic of Jake Gyllenhaal, but I have no idea what he’s doing. I assume it’s drugs.
Your Facebook and Twitter might be filled EU and #Brexit experts still on their parents’ data plan that they just used to Google those two thing, but that’s ok! Your Weekend Dump is here! How exciting! Not sure how it happened, but these pics took an oral fixation turn. Sorry to do that to you on a Sunday when Jesus may be watching.
Hey there, sexy readers. We have a bunch of stuff to cover tomorrow, so here’s the Weekend Dump to catch us up on butts until then. It’s also Father’s Day, so call your dad, say a little something for your dad who isn’t here, call the man who stepped up when your biological didn’t bother, or call your mom who did it without any help. Also, Game 7 and The Bastard Bowl are both on tonight. Today is a great day.
Well, fuck. It’s been a horrific 48 hours for the people of Orlando, because of the two things America holds most dear: guns and religion (religion’s always a close 2nd). So if you don’t want to read Bernie Sanders calling out Islamophobia while voting against background checks, and if you don’t want to read the GOP offering “thoughts and prayers” to the victims they’d be attempting marginalize if they were alive, and if you don’t want to read Trump supporters rejoice that the shooter wasn’t one of them even though he shot up a gay club on Latin night, here’s the Weekend Dump with a lot of pictures of butts. Let’s all cling to that instead.
The Pulse shooter has been identified as Omar Mateen. Mateen was a 29-year old man born in Florida who believed the other invisible man in sky who wants his followers to kill gays with guns instead of legislation. Religion strikes again.
Hey. This is your Weekend Dump, because it’s the weekend. That’s how I picked the name. Muhammad Ali died. I don’t want to sound dumber than I usually do by attempting to pay tribute to the man, but I understand that certain age groups don’t think stuff was accomplished before they were born. If Ali’s impact on the world or legacy isn’t something you feel like learning, at least appreciate the fact that even Donald Trump and your uncle who thinks stem cells kill actual babies, are mourning the loss of a cocky, black Muslim who told the American government to go fuck itself when they ordered him to go kill yet another country full of poor, brown people until they agreed democracy was #1. Now imagine that happening in 2016. Your phone would suicide bomb itself in your hand if you thought about getting on Facebook.
btw spoiler alert: South Vietnam became part of the Socialist Republic of Vietnam a year after we left. Mostly because America did what it always does, leaves the people they say they’ve come to help to fend for themselves when America feels like it’s taking too long to get what they came for. That’s kind of America’s thing. Maybe Ali could have single-handedly stopped all that and Vietnam would’ve had their first McDonald’s way before 2014. Who’s to say!