Weekend Dump 10.02.2016
Weekend Dump 10.02.2016




Blah bah blah here’s this week’s Weekend Dump, but how was your weekend? Safe to say it was better than Trump’s. My God. What was that all about? I’ve tried to Google what drug I need to take to understand his campaign’s spin, but I don’t think it’s been made yet. Or maybe it’s in Mt Dew. Either way, it’s probably Obama’s fault. Really can’t blame Trump for trying to be President, though. Looks like it’s the only way he can get out of all this shit. Hopefully during his State of The Union addresses he can recommend more sex tape we haven’t seen yet. I would be super helpful for my brand.


Also, Sara Underwood‘s not even pretending anymore. May angels continue to envelope her in their warm embrace.

When your pants are soaked and you can’t get them back on, you make do (from my snapchat SJUnderwood)

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Weekend Dump 09.25.2016

I never post this kind of pictures, but here we go.

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How’s your Sunday? Great. Wonderful. Excited to hear it. Hopefully the Weekend Dump will make your Facebook feed a little better. What dumpster fire that is right now. I’ve never seen so many white people want a black guy to have a gun so badly before in my life. Oh, 2016! Always full of surprises! Please rage type in the comments responsibly.

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Weekend (Monday) Dump 09.19.2016
 

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This week’s Weekend Dump is on Monday, because nothing makes sense in 2016 so why should this? It’s also on Monday, because I kinda forgot and not much happened. Oh, Kanye West made his first post on Instagram, so that’s something. In true Kanye form, he’s fighting against an imaginary oppression that only exists in his head.

His first post was a pic of a tiny car with its headlights on and it has 308K likes so far, so that should help in validating his excruciating decision to install an app that let’s you post pictures. Anyway, moving on to the Emmys and stuff. Feel free to click below to look at pictures where the art isn’t questioned. (more…)

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Weekend Dump 09.11.2016
 

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The NFL season basically kicks off today #NeverForget. So be sure to stand in your living room during the National Anthem or you run the risk of somebody calling you unpatriotic on Twitter. Or you might lose your endorsements. Or you can just complain that players are kneeling while you’re sitting on the couch. This is America, nobody can tell you what to do. How awesome is that! Anyway, here’s this installment of the Weekend Dump. It will make America great again or something maybe.


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Weekend Dump 08.14.2016
Weekend Dump 08.14.2016


Hey, people. How’s your weekend so far? Good, good. Ok, enough about you, here’s the latest Weekend Dump. The banner pic is of Katie Ledecky. Amanda Waller started a file on her on Friday. Maybe Thursday. The rest of the pics are of other people exponentially lesser talent. That’s why Scott Disick is last. Enjoy. See you cool kids tomorrow. 


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Weekend Dump 08.07.2016




Sup. It’s the Weekend Dump. We like these. So here’s Jessica Lowndes with the most pretend unintentional thirst trap on Instagram this weekend, Cara Delevingne realizing she’s getting a Razzie, Ariel Winter thinking she found goos selfie light, and a 50 Cent and Vern Troyer picture. The last one might be the greatest thing you see all day.


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Weekend Dump 07.17.2016
 

Skinny dip #exploremore #skinnydipmore by @stevebitanga

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We can’t seem to go a weekend now without realizing the world is probably on it’s final season before it gets cancelled, but here’s your Weekend Dump anyway. It includes a lot of the things that make the world great. Those things are mostly boobs. There’s also a pic of Jake Gyllenhaal, but I have no idea what he’s doing. I assume it’s drugs. 



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Weekend Dump 06.26.2016


Your Facebook and Twitter might be filled EU and #Brexit experts still on their parents’ data plan that they just used to Google those two thing, but that’s ok! Your Weekend Dump is here! How exciting! Not sure how it happened, but these pics took an oral fixation turn. Sorry to do that to you on a Sunday when Jesus may be watching. 


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Weekend Dump 06.19.2016
 

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Hey there, sexy readers. We have a bunch of stuff to cover tomorrow, so here’s the Weekend Dump to catch us up on butts until then. It’s also Father’s Day, so call your dad, say a little something for your dad who isn’t here, call the man who stepped up when your biological didn’t bother, or call your mom who did it without any help. Also, Game 7 and The Bastard Bowl are both on tonight. Today is a great day. 


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Weekend Dump 06.12.2016



Well, fuck. It’s been a horrific 48 hours for the people of Orlando, because of the two things America holds most dear: guns and religion (religion’s always a close 2nd). So if you don’t want to read Bernie Sanders calling out Islamophobia while voting against background checks, and if you don’t want to read the GOP offering “thoughts and prayers” to the victims they’d be attempting marginalize if they were alive, and if you don’t want to read Trump supporters rejoice that the shooter wasn’t one of them even though he shot up a gay club on Latin night, here’s the Weekend Dump with a lot of pictures of butts. Let’s all cling to that instead. 


The Pulse shooter has been identified as Omar Mateen. Mateen was a 29-year old man born in Florida who believed the other invisible man in sky who wants his followers to kill gays with guns instead of legislation. Religion strikes again.


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