After not knowing she existed a month ago, Violet Budd has now been on the site twice this week. I hope this shows her that I’m not afraid of commitment. And since women like reading into things, if she could also somehow take that to mean I have a big penis and enjoy licking vagina a great deal, then that would be fantastic.

I honestly have no idea who Violet Budd is, but according to Google, she’s blah blah blah words more words blah skinny brunette blah something blah words blue eyes blah blah blah something else words blah big tits blah blah blah bikini. Wow, I feel like we’ve learned a lot about Violet Budd today! I almost feel like I know her. It totally feels like we’re dating.