How depressing was that last post? Pretty depressing. So here’s Victoria Justice at the Fun, Fearless Latina Awards wearing this dress. I know a lot of Latinas and they tend to be fun and fearless, so I’m glad there’s an award for that. Also, I just realized that Victoria , this, and these were all on the same Nickelodeon show. I’m gonna try not to think about that right now because registering every time I leave the state would be a pretty big hassle.
Victoria Justice attended the 2014 Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards and damn. What up? She's 21 and our birthdays are 12 apart, so I think this means we're pretty much soulmates. I'd like to take her to a park or for a walk on the beach. Maybe take a few bottles of wine and talk about our hopes and dreams. Or maybe we don't have to talk at all. We can just hold hands and stare into the vast, endless sea to appreciate the tragic beauty of life. Then, you know, she'll let me do butt stuff.
The Independent Spirit Awards were yesterday, but their main draw was a pregnant chick who plays an anorexic lesbian dancer in a movie. That said, here are some shots from the QVC Red Carpet Style Party, featuring Katharine McPhee, Katie Cassidy, and newly-18 Victoria Justice. Chances are they’ll never be on a red carpet to accept any awards, but they’ll probably look better posing than most of nominees, so they’re the real winners.