Vanilla Ice Got Arrested For Stealing Some Furniture And A Bicycle
Vanilla Ice Got Arrested For Stealing Some Furniture And A Bicycle


Full disclosure: I actually enjoy The Vanilla Ice Project, because it shows that there are well-meaning wiggers in Florida who just want to renovate by subcontracting Mexicans while dropping verses about wainscoting.

Vanilla Ice has been arrested and charged with burglary and grand theft for allegedly stealing furniture, a pool heater, bicycles and other stuff from a vacant home in Florida. Lantana PD tells TMZ … it’s all connected to Ice’s TV show, “The Vanilla Ice Project.” Ice was renovating a nearby home and allegedly thought it was a good idea to go to the abandoned place and take the items in question. Apparently, even though the house was vacant, the rightful owner had a problem with someone jacking their belongings … thus the burglary charge.

Anyway, Ice got released on $6,000 bond because that’s what real thugs do. And wasn’t this house abandoned? Why can’t you take shit from a house that’s abandoned? He should have said some Seminoles were living there.

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