Racks On Racks



A bunch of U.K. chicks got together for Nuts and took off their shirts (NSFW). Among them are Lucy Pinder, Holly Peers, Rosie Jones, and some chick named Lucy Banghard. I wonder if that’s her real name. It’s like her dad planned ahead before he left her mom.

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Darling Vikki



I checked outside to see if there were any reindeer on my roof and I turned on the news to see if suicide rates had gone up, but to my surprise it’s not Christmas yet. I thought for sure it would be because in this month’s appropriately titled NUTS Magazine, Vikki Blows, Sophie Howard, Hannah Martin, Sam Kellett, and India Reynolds are topless. So if you happen to see me dip my penis in gamma radiation then teleport to England, you can assume the genie owes me one more wish.

CLICK. BANNER PIC. (NSFW)

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Lucy Pinder Is Nuts
Lucy Pinder Is Nuts

I imagine being on the Mt. Rushmore of tits can be it's own reward, but I'd like to personally thank Lucy Pinder for being a bottomless pit of need that forces her to take her top off whenever there is a camera around. I would send her a thank you card, but they don't really make them big enough for the picture I planned on taking. Sorry

 

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Jennifer Ellison Does Nuts



In the appropriately titled NUTS magazine, Jennifer Ellison has a new layout where she talks about her extensive work in analytical chemistry and polymer physics. No wait, I mean “shows her boobs”. Sorry about that. From the cover, I was totally expecting something scientific-y with charts and graphs and stuff like that. Boy, was I fooled!

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Jodie Marsh is a Lady



Normally, chicks with tattoos who show their boobs are pretty cool, but if Jodie Marsh could put on a shirt, that would great. I assume it would have to be a shirt made from some kind of undiscovered alien fabric, and that would make sense, because this skank looks like something Captain Kirk would fuck. She’s like an outer space raccoon hooker. I swear, this bitch couldn’t look any more fake if somebody dropped their beer and she caught it by saying, “Go, go gadget arms!”

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Sorry. Again.



Hey, so the site apparently saw a text I got from another girl and it’s being a little bitch right now. The comment section is pouting or something and this is the first post I’ve been able to put up since yesterday afternoon, so if you’re reading this then that’s a good sign. All the crap I’ve been working on since this morning will be up in a few and we should have all the issues resolved (comments included) soon, and by “we” I mean one of the tech guys who emailed me. Who is this guy, some kind of super-intelligent cyborg? I mean, he must be because I rebooted my computer twice and the site still didn’t work. Well, look at you, Mr. Smartypants.

UPDATE: We’re all fixed now. Thanks, cyborg guy!

To apologize, here’s Lucy Pinder and her heavenly gigantic rack. If your company has an “anti-gigantic rack policy”, a few of these might be NSFW:

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Lucy Pinder Has the Right Idea



For those of you who don’t know, Lucy Pinder is one of the many British “glamour” models who are famous for no other reason than having gigantic racks and the skill of being easily talked into showing them. Lucy has parlayed this success into a spot as a houseguest on the new UK Big Brother which premiered last night. It didn’t take her long to say the greatest thing in the history of the world. The Sun reports:
PERKY Miss Pinder claimed last night that she would love to get it on with American actress Megan Fox – if only she (Lucy) was a lesbian. Nobody’s stopping you, Luce. “She is hot, she looks like a doll,” said Lucy seductively.

If any of you ladies have a flat tire but don’t have a jack, now would be a pretty good time to give me a call. Seriously, if you’re a dude and Lucy Pinder licking on Megan Fox doesn’t seem like a good idea, call your parents, I think you have a secret to tell them.

Note: I’ve sat here for like ten minutes trying to think of a better pair of chicks to have a threesome with but my penis keeps saying “no results found”. Everybody else will forever be a runner up. Or the Ohio State of threesomes if you will.

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Danielle Lloyd is in a Bikini



The only criteria to be considered hot in England is to have is to have really big boobs, and in case you’re wondering, Danielle Lloyd is an English model and a former Miss England and a former Miss Great Britain. She’s looks kinda soft here and I have no idea what’s going on with her armor plated toenails, but I’d probably totally hit this. You know, especially if Grey’s Anatomy was a rerun. Oh, that Meredith. Will she ever be able to love herself?

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Mark Wahlberg is Complimentary



Mark Wahlberg is a notorious jackass, so of course he couldn’t help himself when he was asked about Kate Moss and their famous 1992 Calvin Klein ads in an interview with Nuts Magazine. The Sun reports:

“It was OK. I wasn’t into the waif thing. She [Kate Moss] kind of looked like my nephew. I mean she’s beautiful – she’s a very pretty nephew – but I’m more into curvy women.”

It’s hard not to argue with Mark Wahlberg, I guess. Especially since Kate Moss looks like she should be dancing on a table with a top hat and umbrella explaining to Pinocchio about a good conscience.


Not looking a nephew, here’s Lucy Pinder in this week’s issue of Nuts Magazine. Ta-dow! NSFW:

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Keeley Hazell Wins Halloween



Keeley Hazell has big tits. So for Halloween she’s a witch with big tits. I’m not gonna lie, if more witches looked like this then Wicca might take off. As it stands right now, recycling chicks with green hair and fresh cut marks don’t really resonate with my penis.

Click lips for NSFW pics:

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