Tyga Is Banging Demi Rose Now
 

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Tyga and Kylie Jenner broke up earlier this month, because Tyga’s penis had to break the lease to get in Demi Rose. Congrats to Tyga on winning 2016’s Best Upgrade Award (Chris Evans wasn’t eligible for consideration), but I might need a moment to process this. 

On to the next one! Tyga cozied up to lingerie model Demi Rose Mawby at the Cannes Film Festival on Thursday, May 19, following his recent split from Kylie Jenner…Tyga and Mawby were spotted leaving their hotel together, making their way to the hip-hop star’s after-hours gig at Gotha Club Cannes on Thursday night.

It just seems like yesterday that Demi Rose and I found each other. And it seems like this sentence will also include a link to a Demi Rose gallery. Life is funny like that. Kris Jenner tried to strike first, but I guess PartyNextDoor was the first one to reply to her text. I would be interested to see her strategy going forward. Maybe give Kylie’s face a third try. Not sure if the second one is working.


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Tyga’s Bodyguard Got Killed
Tyga’s Bodyguard Got Killed


Not sure why he needed one, but Tyga had a bodyguard. He died in the most fucked up way possible.

Arlester Henderson — known as Punch to Tyga and his crew — was at the wheel early Wednesday morning when he got into a collision with another vehicle on the 10 freeway. Cops say Punch got out of his SUV to check on people in the other car. That’s when he was struck and killed by a passing car. Tyga’s rep tells TMZ the rapper is “devastated, shocked and heartbroken.” Henderson was 29.

Christ. If there’s any good news here, its that he no longer has to work for Tyga. The bad news is he’s dead. The worse news is that he died going out of his way to help strangers. Which is how Zack Snyder thinks all superheroes should die, because he’s “dark” you see.



Here’s Annalu Cardoso. Tyga banged her a few times. That should cheer him up.



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Tyga Cheated On Kylie Jenner With This
 

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News: Tyga cheated Kylie  Jenner with Brazilian model Annalu Cardoso. Good news: Annalu Cardoso isn’t a 14-year girl or a dude. Bad news: She ran and told Us Weekly.

Brazilian bombshell. Tyga cheated on Kylie Jenner with Annalu Cardoso, the Brazilian model confirms exclusively to Us Weekly. A source tells Us that the “Stimulated” rapper, 26, met Cardoso, 23, on one of his video shoots, and she later appeared on an episode of his MTV2 show, Kingin’ with Tyga. The entertainer “hit on” Cardoso but made sure to cover his tracks, the insider says. “Tyga is very careful and waits until Kylie is out of the country,” the source tells Us…“He would text her and ask how she was doing, casual conversation. Then he started asking her to send pics and to meet up,” a second insider tells Us. “They hooked up a couple of times, but for the most part they would just hang out.”..The source adds that Tyga never uttered Jenner’s name when Cardoso was around. “She never wanted to ask because he was acting like someone who didn’t have a girlfriend, so she thought those were just rumors,” the source explains. “It didn’t feel like it was her place to ask him about Kylie and she didn’t really follow any stories about Tyga.”

Ah, the classic “how ya doing? good. send nudez pls let’s hang out” text. Has about a 50% success rate. 85% if she’s recently single and has a dog.  So, this chick. I guess if you squint and tilt your head, she kinda looks like Shakira when Shakira looked Shakira, so that’s pretty cool. She also has a pretty nice ass. You probably figured that out when you read “Brazilian”. You’re smart people. 


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Tyga Got Caught Texting A 14-Year Old Girl

Wait, Tyga likes underage teenage girls? When did that start? Something’s not right here ( via Ok! Magazine )

Kylie Jenner hasn’t posted Tyga on her Snapchat for weeks, and there’s a great reason for it! She is secretly heartbroken after catching him talking to other girls behind her back! Ever since he reportedly texted a nude selfie to a model named Mia Isabella, the 18-year-old has been wary of her boyfriend, but decided to stick with him. But now, he’s been accused of talking to a 14-year-old, and it is doubtful she will be able to get over this.

If this was anybody else they could’ve just said they were texting in a Girl Scout cookie order, but I guess you can’t when you performed at your girlfriend’s Sweet 16 party right before breaking up with your baby mama. I mean, Kylie’s been legal for five months now. What did she expect Tyga to do, start eating dinner at Denny’s with her at 4pm? Tyga is a young man with a life to lead.

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Kylie Jenner Was Single This Weekend
Kylie Jenner Was Single This Weekend


“Mmm hmm. Bitch, you know what we did to Scott and Lamar. “


Kylie Jenner reportedly dumped Tyga on Friday because he texted other girls and she caught him lying about it or she made him entrap himself because chicks are just generally smarter. Then she was seen Friday night at 2am with A$SAP Rocky leaving Hyde where apparently he just returned a favor. I really like his first album. Sorry. Just thought I’d add something personal to this. But yeah, then on Sunday she blasted out this Snapchat pic. It said we all needed to chill. We can be chill. We just ask that the next time your mom plants a story to TMZ because refugees were getting too much attention, spread out at least a week. We gotta make money too. Oh, and they showed up together at the AMAs last night where Tyga was only cheating in his head. So, I guess they’re back together. This is all subject to change since his contract isn’t up yet. A refugee might get a prime time interview on CNN or something and Kris Jenner might have to pull the trigger.


 

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Kylie Jenner Leased The Car Tyga Surprised Her With
Kylie Jenner Leased The Car Tyga Surprised Her With


Remember that time Tyga visited a Mercedes dealership for the story to leak, then just painted Blac Chyna’s old Mercedes G-Wagon a different color and gave it to Kylie Jenner for her 18th birthday? Then remember when that story didn’t go as planned then Tyga surprised Kylie at her with a new $320,000 Ferrari 482 Italia? I guess real surprise is that people or now  mistaking it for a Lambo. Nothing is going right here.

Kylie Jenner‘s boyfriend Tyga gave her a sweet Lamborghini for her 18th birthday, but RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that the “broke” rapper actually leased the ride — in her name.

It’s unclear why Kris Jenner would allow Tyga to take credit for this, but I respect Tyga for being a rapper and understanding the importance of leasing.

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Tyga Wrote A Song About Plowing Kylie Jenner
Tyga Wrote A Song About Plowing Kylie Jenner


“They say she is young, I shoulda waited. She a big girl, dawg, when she stimulated. She a big girl dawg, I’m puttin’ in. Yeah I’m penetrating.” 


Those are the actual lyrics to Tyga‘s song “Stimulated”. It’s almost like John Legend and Brian McKnight collaborated it’s so romantic.

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Tyga Gave Kylie Jenner Blac Chyna’s Old Car For Her 18th Birthday

Tyga (25 years) reportedly bought his girlfriend, Kylie Jenner (17 years, 366 days), a new car for her birthday. How sweet.

Kylie Jenner was seeing red for her 18th, courtesy of Tyga, who gave her a spiffy, cherry G-Wagon, which she drove to Nobu during a big Kardashian birthday bash. Tyga went to a dealership Friday afternoon and picked up the fancy Mercedes, which stickers for $115,000. 

And by “Tyga went to a dealership Friday afternoon” they mean “Tyga had the white G-Wagon he once bought for Blac Chyna and had it painted red but kept the same license plate”.  TMZ is now reporting that Kylie was “just driving it” then Kylie made a huge point to say Tyga bought her a new Ferrari instead. Probably with a projector and an Excel spreadsheet and a laser pointer detailing Kylie’s forecasted future earnings now that she has a valid Ho-1B work visa issued by the Jenner Consulate. Qualified applicants must be 18 years of age or older and deny having plastic surgery.

 

 

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Amber Rose Just Responded To Kanye

The Amber Rose/Khloe Kardashian twitter feud was stuff of legend earlier this week, in which Amber Rose held Khloe’s severed head above the Internet and ate the marrow from her bones before making a necklace out her rib cage. But since it wasn’t Beyonce being attacked, Kanye West took a few days to respond (you can hear the whole interview here). He basically confirmed that Tyga is dating 17-year Kylie Jenner, and seemingly condoned statutory rape by saying Tyga, “got in early”. He also said he daughter, North West, “has a chance to be as voluptuous as Kim”. I guess he’s set aside a trust for the surgeries since he’s already thinking about dat ass on a toddler. A far as Amber goes, Kanye said he had to “take 30 showers” after he dated her. Then Amber replied.

 

I don’t know much about Amber Rose, but I assume she can throw shoryukens in real life.

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