Yes, Tom Hardy responded to Drew from Hitfix. Yes, this is the picture he used for the post. You can read the full letter below. Note: I didn’t fix any of the spacing/spelling errors. If I don’t do it for myself, I’m doing it for Tom.
Stay safe out there, kids. Enjoy your three day weekend and remember that unions are evil.
Tom Hardy as James Bond. Man, such a bold choice. So bold.
A betting war is brewing across the pond for who will be the next James Bond. BoyleSports, an online bookmaker based in Ireland, has polled a new contender to take over the franchise, following Daniel Craig’s eventual departure. The name is Hardy. Tom Hardy. “The Next James Bond market has certainly come alive with all the support coming in for Tom Hardy, who is now 4/1 from 6/1 to take over from Daniel Craig,” said BoyleSports spokesman Liam Glynn in a statement. Although those close to the franchise expect Craig to reprise the role for at least one more sequel following the upcoming “Spectre,” Craig told Esquire, “I have a life and I’ve got to get on with it a bit.”
This sounds really great, but I’m just not sure if it will work. His mother is an Irish immigrant, so I’m not sure if he’s “English-English enough”, ya know? Also, James Bond is supposed to be suave, and since Hardy was crack addict and had a recording deal as a rapper, I don’t know, I feel like he might me a little “too street” to pull this haha sorry I’ll stop Tom Hardy is white none of that other stuff matters lol
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In a press release issued by Warner Bros. today, Christopher Nolan announced that Anne Hathaway has been cast as Selina Kyle in The Dark Knight Rises. You may know Ms. Kyle, by her more famous name, Catwoman. Also, the reason why Tom Hardy was cast has also made known. He’s Bane. The villain who broke Batman’s back leaving him paralyzed. Sounds like fun for the whole family! JoBlo reports:
Anne Hathaway is playing Selina Kyle (who, of course, eventually becomes Catwoman), and Tom Hardy is portraying Bane. While Catwoman has a long and storied history with the Bat, Bane is a relatively new foe, first appearing in DC Comics in 1993. Most know Bane as the “Man Who Broke the Bat” after the villainous character sniffed out Batman’s true identity and snapped his back, paralyzing him… Should be interesting to see where Nolan takes these two characters – I certainly never thought that Catwoman would appear in this particular Gotham. Here’s the full press release for y’all: Warner Bros. Pictures announced today that Anne Hathaway has been cast as Selina Kyle in Christopher Nolan’s “The Dark Knight Rises.” She will be starring alongside Christian Bale, who returns in the title role of Bruce Wayne/Batman. Christopher Nolan stated, “I am thrilled to have the opportunity to work with Anne Hathaway, who will be a fantastic addition to our ensemble as we complete our story.” In addition, Tom Hardy has been set to play Bane. Nolan said, “I am delighted to be working with Tom again and excited to watch him bring to life our new interpretation of one of Batman’s most formidable enemies.”
Catwoman is a sexy, unrelenting badass, and Anne Hathaway was in the Princess Diaries once. Wonderful. For her sake, I hope they vacuum seal her in that leather costume, or I’m really going to start to think that Nolan believes Bruce Wayne is a closeted homosexual. First Maggie Gyllenhaal now Hathaway? Do Batman and Catwoman fight then go pick out comforters and table settings together? What’s happening here? But I’m more worried about how Nolan plans to turn Tom Hardy into this. Maybe saw him in Bronson. Or maybe they’re just pulling names out of a hat at this point. Maybe they cast Miley Cyrus as The Penguin or Kirk Cameron as a black guy.
“It’s all taken out of context,” a source close to the rising star claimed after we asked about the article. “He was discussing a gay role and quotes coming from the character,” the same person defends.
”Taken out of context” is PR code for “my client doesn’t know when to shut up”. This guy is clearly a homo. Look at those lips! If he’s not using them to suck cock, then he’s doing a huge disservice to the gay community. Besides, he’s far too pretty to be straight. And by pretty, I don’t mean DAAAAAMMNN BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT! I mean he would look gorgeous in a minidress and a pair of Louboutins.
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Tom Hardy, the breakout star of Christopher Nolan’s brilliant Inception, has won the hearts and wet the panties of women around the world with his portrayal of Eames the forg…BOOM! Daily Mail reports:
But asked if he’d ever had any sexual relations with other men, the broody actor said: ‘As a boy? Of course I have. I’m an actor for fuck’s sake. ‘I’ve played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality, but now that I’m in my thirties, it doesn’t do it for me. ‘I’m done experimenting but there’s plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. ‘A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine.’ In an interview with Now magazine, the former party-boy who has battled drink, drugs and crime to turn his life around, added: ‘A lot of people say I seem masculine, but I don’t feel it. ‘I feel intrinsically feminine. I’d love to be one of the boys but I always felt a bit on the outside. ‘Maybe my masculine qualities come from overcompensating because I’m not one of the boys.’
I realize this guy is engaged to British actress Charlotte Riley and has a kid from another chick, but if you one day find a cock in your mouth, you’re gay. There’s no way around that. I know people will argue that he is evolved and doesn’t adhere to gender norms that forced him into a box of masculinity, but if you you’re man, and you have to wipe semen out of your eye, you’re a queer. This guy could chop down an entire forest with a blue ox and beat up Bigfoot in a cage match, and his obituary would still include the words “used to jack off dudes”