Todd Palin is currently in intensive care after riding his freedom cycle and wrecking, I guess. In other news, Track Palin has to be in federal court today because he beat up his girlfriend. I don’t know where Bristol Palin is. Probably at the same hospital having a baby.
This morning, Sarah Palin cancelled a planned Donald Trump rally in The Villages, Fla. just minutes before it was about to start. The reason for the abrupt cancellation, NBC reports, is that Palin’s husband, Todd, is in intensive care in Alaska after a “very serious” snowmobile accident last night.
No real details as of yet, but it’s only a matter of time before we learn this is Obama’s fault because of his treatment of snowmobile veterans.
If this story gave you an erection, go ahead and let Rosie Jones help you out. She’s great.