Man, yesterday was fun, huh? Good times, good times. The emails have been great. They included such hot takes as “do people really care about this?” and such scathing commentary as “kill yourself”. I even received a request to post a mixtape, but it was not fire as the subject line led me to believe. But that was yesterday, so today, while Taylor Swift’s PR team is trying to find a lost village of child burn victims that Taylor can serenade and pose with on Instagram, Calvin Harris has been quietly banging Tinashe. I mean, for her sake he’s not banging her quietly. You know what I meant. Don’t be that guy.
A source tells Page Six exclusively that the DJ is “casually” seeing “Superlove” singer Tinashe. “They have been seeing each other on the DL. It’s only been weeks, so it’s still pretty casual right now. They’ve been on a few dates,” the source told us. Tinashe and Harris met in the studio in 2014 when they collaborated on the song “Dollar Signs.” They were rumored to be writing songs for Rihanna at the time. “They stayed in touch and recently started hanging out again,” the source said. The duo was spotted on a date at Nobu in Malibu on Saturday. “It was clearly a date. They were super close,” a spy said.
“Pretty casual” = “texting when it’s convenient when for both parties, and making plans to eat and fuck when schedules allow”. I guess that’s what most people do after a breakup instead of an elaborate YA novel press release on some rocks. Get yours, Calvin.