Tim Tebow and Olivia Culpo starting dating back in September. That’s like 70 days ago. Tebow really needs to stop listening to Jesus. Dude is not helping.
The former Miss USA, who was first reported to be seeing Tebow in early October, has told friends that she can’t deal with the famously abstinent star’s nookie-less lifestyle. “He was really into her,” a source close to the model told us, “he was sending her love letters and cute notes and professing his love for her.” “She had to break up with him because she just couldn’t handle it,” said our insider, “He still hits her up, but she just can’t deal with the sex thing. He’s pretty adamant about it, I guess.”
I’m not really buying that Jesus would let you look at this and not want you to immediately have sex with it. He already lied to Tebow about his chances of being a NFL quarterback, at least let the dude get some Miss USA ass. And he’s already seen her naked (NSFW) unless Jesus turned Google’s safe search on. Don’t be a dick, Jesus.