Tiger Woods Really Did This & Links
Tiger Woods Really Did This & Links

 

Evan Rachel Wood is probably dating this guy  [  Dlisted  ]

Lauren Stoner in a bikini  (NSFW site)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Happy Holidays.  Here’s Kristen Pettey pouring milk on herself  [  Crave Girls  ]

Tom Arnold and the tale of a Trump Russian orgy tape   [  The Superficial   ]

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Tiger Woods’ Baby Mama Is A College Graduate Now

 

After she attempted and failed to literally take his children and every cent away from Tiger Woods, Elin Nordergren condescended to take the $100M as her reward for Woods choosing her to be the bilogical mother of his children then decided to cheat on her. But that's not all she's won, because apparently she was voted 2014's Outstanding Graduation Senior at Rollins College in Winter Park, Florida even though it took her 9 years to graduate. Who says a single, working mom can't have it all?

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Tiger Woods Is Banging Lindsey Vonn Now



According to her Facebook page, skiier Lindsey Vonn is now dating Tiger Woods. And as you can see if you click the link, they had couples’ portraits taken. Couples’ portraits. Also, we’ve learned that Tiger Woods has a specific type. And that type is “any white lady” or “where da white women at?”. In closing, if you’re white, Tiger Woods will totally date you. But please understand that you have to be white. Did I mention you have to be white? Because you have to be white.

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Tiger Woods Asked Elin Nordegren To Marry Him Again



Despite cheating on her with 19 women then getting his head caved in with his own golf club over Thanksgiving, Tiger Woods has asked Elin Nordegren to marry him again. And she is considering the offer. What? How could she ever take him back after he humiliated her you might ask? Because apparently she’s already counted that $110M he gave her last time but she still has dollar signs for eyes. Fox News reports:

The shamed sportsman, who was exposed for his serial cheating behind Elin’s back in 2009, is desperate to win her back, the magazine claims, offered a $200 million prenup to the stunning Swede. And she is said to be considering the proposal, but only if he includes a $350 million anti-cheating clause. Elin, 33, who had children Samantha, five, and three-year-old Charlie with the ace, won a $110 million settlement when she divorced Woods. Now she is said to feel the new deal, worth more than half of Woods’ $600 million, would be enough to keep him from cheating again.

Ah, yes. Nothing says true love like adding language and clauses to prenups to ensure you get more money you didn’t earn. A lot is said about the lack of women equality in America, but last time I checked, I can’t lay on my back an earn $600 million.

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Elin Nordegren Had Tiger Woods’ $12M Mansion Destroyed

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On November 26, 2009, Elin Nordegren was content to live her opulent life as a kept woman in Tiger Woods‘ sprawling $12 million Florida mansion while nannies and servants took care of her and her two children while daddy was playing golf. On November 27, 2009, the whore gates opened and Elin found out that Tiger had banged over twenty different women, so she beat him and his Escalade with one of his own golf clubs causing facial lacerations, bruises, and a concussion. But not to be content to with just fucking both his grills up, Elin tried and failed to leave Tiger penniless and with no contact to his two children. But most importantly, she initially refused to sign a lifetime confidentiality clause, because you can’t reap untold fortunes off a tell-all book if you do that. After it was all said and done, she was awarded a $100 million in the divorce settlement, but that didn’t come soon enough, so she immediately hooked up with another millionaire who she now plans to marry. This should be a happy time for her and her new rich guy, but please keep in a mind that the wrath of a woman scorned is a never-ending pasta bowl of irrational lunacy and blatant pettiness. TMZ reports:

Elin Nordegren is a human wrecking machine … who just LEVELED her brand new $12 MILLION Florida mansion … because, well, she can afford it. Elin bought the 9,000 square foot North Palm Beach home in March … right after she struck a $100 million divorce settlement with Tiger Woods. Apparently, Elin felt the modest 6 bedroom, 8 bathroom pad wasn’t quite up to her standards … so she did the only reasonable thing — KNOCKED THE WHOLE PLACE DOWN! We’re told Nordegren has hired a high-priced architect to build her dream home … and sources say every single worker is required to sign a confidentiality agreement. No word on how long the project is expected to take — but we’re told Elin is living in a nearby mansion inside the private community while the new place is under construction.

This is what happens when a woman is raised believing her vagina is a precious gift to be given only to a prince because she is a princess. She has two kids, no job, but a 6 bedroom, 8 bathroom mansion just isn’t doing it for her. The sense of entitlement and confusingly high sense of self-worth probably made your ex-husband stick his dick in whores. I don’t know. Possibly. That’s just a theory of mine.

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Elin Nordegren Is Already Marrying Another Millionaire

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You know why? Take too much to touch her. From what I heard she got a baby by Tiger. Radar Online reports:

Elin Nordegren, the wealthy and beautiful ex-wife of the golfing great, is ramping up her romance with her new beau, Jamie Dingman (this guy), and it seems that she so confident that he is the one that there are already rumors of marriage for the pair. Elin and Jamie spent time together over the summer playing with her kids and getting to know each other better, and now it would appear they are ready to take their relationship to a deeper level.

I don’t know Elin Nordegren personally, mostly because I’m not an heir, but I get the feeling she can’t use her vibrator without looking at an ATM receipt.

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Tiger Woods’ Ex-Wife Is Dating Again. Guess If He’s Poor.

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Elin Nordegren, Tiger Woods’ ex-wife who beat him with a golf club and literally tried to take everything Tiger had because he had some side pieces, is now dating a billionaire. Whoa, another guy with money? You don’t say. New York Post reports:

Heartbroken Elin Nordegren has found love again with wealthy American investor Jamie Dingman, Page Six can exclusively reveal. Elin, who divorced cheating golf great Tiger Woods following a series of scandals with multiple women, has been dating Dingman, the son of billionaire Michael Dingman, for months. Friends say Jamie is an accomplished emerging-markets veteran who has represented his father’s interests in China for the past six years. In the mid-1990s, he specialized in Russian private equity funds. He also owned an Indy car-racing team sponsored by World Childhood Foundation, a charity founded by Queen Silvia of Sweden. “He’s never been so happy. He and Elin have strong feelings for each other,” a friend said. “He’s a classic all-American guy. He’s handsome, a total gentleman and low-key. He’s never been in the press. Elin’s a very lucky girl; he’s a great guy but very private.” The source added, “He doesn’t play golf.”

In her defense, Tiger Woods wasn’t even a billionaire. He was just a millionaire. You can’t buy a lot of private islands with that. The interview goes on to say that Elin hopes to marry this guy soon and then her vagina made the sound of an old timey cash register.

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This Is Tiger Woods’ New Girlfriend

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Alyse Lahti Johnston, who has been reportedly dating Tiger Woods for a few weeks (and has also been seen on his yacht in Florida recently), is the daughter of an executive at IMG, the agency that represents Woods. She also looks really sexy in her DUI mugshot. It’s hard to tell if she needs Proactiv or more meth to even shit out.

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Elin Was Suicidal

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In designer glasses that Tiger Woods bought, Elin Nordegen has put on a “brave public face” but she is hiding a “shocking secret”. I wonder what it could be?!
National Enquirer
reports:

Sources close to TIGER WOODS’ ex-wife tell The ENQUIRER that Elin also suffered stress-induced vomiting after she ate, wept uncontrollably, and rarely slept – but intensive therapy and her love for her two young children saved her life…“Elin was devastated,” a source close to the blue-eyed blonde told The ENQUIRER. “She began staying home, seeing no one and weeping all the time. She had nannies take the children out so she could sit at home and cry,” the source revealed.

Maybe I’m an asshole, but it’s hard to sympathize with a woman who tried to do this after her husband had sex with whores. They say the world hates America, and I guess it’s because guys in Iran have to come up with elaborate schemes like falsely accusing their wives of adultery then having them stoned if the guy wants to marry somebody else. In America, a woman passes two humans through her vagina and gets $100M. I don’t know, that seems like a pretty good reason to strap a bomb to your chest. If I had half of the money Tiger had, I’d rather be filmed throwing a bucket of puppies into a river than get married.

Note: The banner pic of Denise Milani has nothing to do with this story other than the fact that her boobs are bigger than Tiger’s and Elin’s.

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Tiger Is Doing Just Fine

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Since his ex-wife’s dignity and self-respect was only worth $100 million, Tiger Woods is taking his remaining $500 million and building a Center For Whores Who Can Blow Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too. TMZ reports:

With the real estate market still in the crapper … Tiger Woods recently took out a $54.5 million mortgage for the mega-mansion he’s building on Florida’s exclusive Jupiter Island. TMZ has obtained legal documents filed in Martin County on August 27 — four days after Tiger finalized his divorce from Elin Nordegren — in which he lists himself as a “single man” … possibly for the first time since his marriage ended. Tiger also agrees to pay back the gargantuan loan by January 15, 2016. So, it seems there’s one group of people counting on Tiger to make a comeback — his lenders. Tiger’s property spans across three parcels of land … and as we’ve previously reported, the estate will include a tennis court, oxygen therapy room, multiple pools and a state-of-the-art fitness center.

I’m sure Elin is a nice lady with many admirable qualities, but Tiger Woods is one of the most famous athletes in the world. He shouldn’t be changing diapers, he should be waking up on top of twin 18-year old’s with nosebleeds and paper macheing models with hundreds and semen.

Note: The banner pic is Lucy Pinder. Tiger should try to hit that.

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