Zoo invites you to a Girls' Night In with Kelly Andrews, Hannah Martin, and Tiffany White, but the other two should take their sleeping bags and go home because there's no way to compete with Kelly's perfect (and natural, yes natural) 34FF rack. I only say this because it's true, and I've been talking to Kelly and she's agreed to grant me an interview. Nothing big, just a few questions with sexual innuendo complete with stilted and awkward answers. I'm pretty sure we'll be registered at Crate & Barrel soon. I mean, I did mention her tits, right?