Selena Gomez And The Weeknd Look Super Into Each Other
Selena Gomez And The Weeknd Look Super Into Each Other

 

Not sure if they just heard “Despacito” or not, but Selena Gomez and The Weeknd looked fucking miserable walking around NYC this weekend. Maybe they heard that N. Korea plans to bomb them. Selena Gomez still manages to look 13 and hot at the same time like Ariana Grande which is problematic for penises everywhere. The Weeknd looks like a HBCU football coach. Like, their drinking coffee. They should look a lot happier than this.

 

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Selena Gomez And The Weeknd Did The Met Gala Together
Selena Gomez And The Weeknd Did The Met Gala Together

 

Bella Hadid showed like half her titty yesterday, then Selena Gomez and The Weeknd did their first red(?) carpet together at the Met Gala last night. Pretty rude, to be honest.  Anyway, they look pretty happy. Maybe it’s love, or maybe he got her into drugs. Probably both.

 

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Selena Gomez Is Banging The Weeknd
Selena Gomez Is Banging The Weeknd

 

Remember when The Weeknd was dating Bella Hadid then he realized he was dating Bella Hadid and broke up with her? Then he had to pretend she was hot for money after they broke up? Awesome. He’s banging Selena Gomez now. Good for him. So much for her time in rehab though. She’s young. She can go again.

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Bella Hadid & The Weeknd Made The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Awkward
Bella Hadid & The Weeknd Made The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Awkward

 

So, the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Show taped last night, and as promised, you’re getting a shitload of pics and such. First, we’re gonna start with pics AND drama, because The Weeknd performed at the show. And Bella Hadid walked in the show, because her dad called in a favor or whatever. Bella Hadid and The Weeknd split not even a month ago. I only know four Hadid’s, but I assume Bella Hadid is the 25th hottest Hadid. So basically, she had to walk in this show as one of the most desirable women in the world, but the guy performing didn’t really think that, so they broke up. Please sip your tea at repsonsibly.

 

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Bella Hadid And The Weeknd Split
Bella Hadid And The Weeknd Split

 

Bella Hadid (uglier version of this) and The Weeknd have split after a year and a half.  You know, in case you were wondering.

“Their schedules have been too hard to coordinate and he is focusing on finishing and promoting his album,” a source confirms to PEOPLE exclusively. “They still have a great deal of love for one another and will remain friends.” A rep for the Weeknd had no comment. A rep for Hadid did not immediately respond to request for comment.

Sounds pretty generic, so I guess we’re left to draw our own conclusions on why they broke up. Maybe he voted for Trump and she called him a racist. Maybe he said banning the Electoral College would render poor states’ votes meaningless and she flipped her creme brulee in disgust. Never really know with these things.

 

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The Weeknd’s ‘False Alarm’ Video Is Crazy
The Weeknd’s ‘False Alarm’ Video Is Crazy




The Weeknd dropped his new music video for “False Alarm”. Not to sound redundant, but it’s crazy.

The Weeknd is really pushing the envelope with his graphic and ambitious “False Alarm” music video, released Thursday on Vevo. The six-minute video starts with a parental advisory warning for its “explicit content” and “graphic violence,” and with good reason. The storyline follows a bank robbery gone wrong which quickly turns into an expletive-laced blood bath. Directed by Hardcore Henry helmer Ilya Naishuller, the video is shot almost entirely in a first-person perspective. The heist ends with a high-speed chase and horrific crash as the first-person robber helps save a young lady taken hostage. When the robber’s abdomen is pierced by a shard of glass following the crash, the hostage takes off with the stolen money as sirens approach the totaled getaway van, and the robber (who is revealed to be The Weeknd) takes his own life.

My take: I can’t tell if that’s the chick from The Witch or not. If the camera held still long enough maybe I could tell. It looks like her. Maybe they said it in the linked article I didn’t finish reading.



Anyway, here’s The Weeknd’s girlfriend Least Attractive Hadid at Cannes a while back.


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Bella Hadid And The Weeknd Are “On A Break” Or Something Maybe
Bella Hadid And The Weeknd Are “On A Break” Or Something Maybe


The other Hadid, Bella Hadid, and the dude with the dumb hair who sings about loving drugs and banging bitches, The Weeknd, have reportedly split. Or are just on a break. Maybe. I don’t now. Take it way E! News!

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