The Rock Has A Presidential Campaign
The Rock Has A Presidential Campaign

 

Since nothing matters and America has become a parody, people actually want Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to run for President. Cool.

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has a campaign committee, a new Federal Election Commission filing shows. Kenton Tilford of Wheeling, West Virginia, filed a statement of organization titled “Run the Rock 2020” on Sunday. In case there was any doubt who he meant, Tilford listed his candidate of choice’s name as “Dwayne Douglas Johnson.” The committee is unauthorized, and its site directions to a Nation Builder account, the service which describes itself as “the world’s first platform for leaders, handcrafted from scratch to help you grow your community and lead them to action.”

The Rock can’t even make Baywatch great, but I’ll get behind this only if Kevin Hart is his running mate. The Rock is really tall and big and Kevin Hart is really short and small! Hahaha that’s super funny and people like that in the movies please shoot me in the head!

 

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The Rock 2016 & Links



Festival Style: Girls Of Coachella   [  Crave  ]

Thing that happened: Mariah Carey in lingerie making brick oven pizza    [  Dlisted   ]

Maitland Ward does this stuff on her Snapchat   (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Khloe Kardashian popped her ass implant   [  The Superficial   ]

Terry Richardson shot Bella Hadid  (NSFW)  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Madison Riley did a naked shoot (NSFW)   [  The Nip Slip  ]

Alexis Ren in several bikinis  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Paps followed Megan Fox while she was wearing leggings   [  Popoholic  ]

Lea Michele is hunting the d at Coachella   [  Moe Jackson  ]

This line definitely sounds scripted  [  Reality Tea  ]


I say The Rock picked the one in the back. You know the one.


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The Rock Has A Nice Wig In The First Trailer For ‘Hercules’

 

The first trailer for Brett Ratner's Hercules dropped yesterday, and if you hadn't figured it out by the end of it, The Rock screams, "I AM HERCULES!", so we can safely assume he's playing Hercules. As much as I love The Rock (who doesn't love The Rock?), keep in mind at the beginning of this post I said, "Brett Ratner's Hercules". It kinda looks like a cross between 300 and The Scorpion King and a PETA propoganda ad. From what I can tell, Hercules spends most of his time killing a bunch of CGI animals then wearing their heads as hats. Why would you wear a hat and a wig at the same time? What are you trying to hide? That makes you seem untrustworthy if I can be totally honest with you.

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Here’s A Video Of The Rock Playing With His Dog

 

Since most dogs are stupid, here's The Rock's dog trying to attack his hand even though The Rock could pick it up and tear it half make a bracelet out of its teeth. And after you realize that, this video is pretty adorable. Awwww puppy!!

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