The Rock Is Really Running For President
The Rock Is Really Running For President

 

When Republicans throw up a candidate who has no business of winning, Democrats pretty much abandon their base and attempt to copy that model in order to get a win since they don’t know how to do that. Like Conor Lamb, the former Marine, pro-gun, anti-abortion, “Democrat.” As long as a candidate had a (D) in front of their name, that’s all that matters. It doesn’t matter if they vote with Republicans most of the time or not. Like Doug Jones, the dude who barely won against a child molester. Then when people thought Oprah was going to run, it was met with, “YASSS QUEEN,” even though the same people had spent two years saying a television personality with no political experience was unfit for office. Anyway, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is on the latest cover of Rolling Stone, so that means he was interviewed. They asked him about the rumor that he plans to run for President. He made a good point.

“I think in a lot of people’s minds, what Trump has proved is that anybody can run for president,” Johnson says. “And in a lot of people’s minds, what he’s also proved is that not everybody should run for president. What I’m sensing now is that we have to pivot back to people who have a deep-rooted knowledge of American history and politics and experience in policy and how laws get made. I think that pivot has to happen.”

Pretty much. The problem with America’s belief that anybody has the chance to be President means that anybody has the chance to be President. That sounds great and all until a corporate spokesman or board member of Goldman Sachs running. Or, you know, Trump. The Rock then basically said he plans to Run for President at some point.

“Republicans, Democrats, independents, mayors, strategists, you name it. Just soaking in and listening. Trying to learn as much as I possibly can. I entertain the thought, and thank you, I’m so flattered by it. But I feel like the best thing I can do now is, give me years. Let me go to work and learn.”

Great. Obviously I wouldn’t tell The Rock why him running would be a horrible idea because I prefer my spine inside my body, so if you’re reading this, Dwayne, may I call you Dwayne? Please don’t do it. I mean, I guess do it if you make Air Force One a helicopter to stay more on brand. But, if he decides to run, he might hit a snag.

“At the time, I just felt like it was either vote for the [candidate] I thought would make a better president than the other, even though I would rather have someone else, or not vote at all. I wrestled back and forth with it. We were on the set of Jumanji in Hawaii, and it really was like calling on the gods. Give me the answer. Ultimately, it was [to not vote].”

He didn’t vote for Hillary? Well, shit. Apparently he’s a sexist. And obviously he’s racist despite being black and Samoan, according to what white woman blue checkmark and Hillary stans tell us because they refuse to believe she generally sucks. So, good luck to you, The Rock. I hope you win, because nothing really matters anyway.

 

 

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The Rock Has A Presidential Campaign
The Rock Has A Presidential Campaign

 

Since nothing matters and America has become a parody, people actually want Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to run for President. Cool.

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has a campaign committee, a new Federal Election Commission filing shows. Kenton Tilford of Wheeling, West Virginia, filed a statement of organization titled “Run the Rock 2020” on Sunday. In case there was any doubt who he meant, Tilford listed his candidate of choice’s name as “Dwayne Douglas Johnson.” The committee is unauthorized, and its site directions to a Nation Builder account, the service which describes itself as “the world’s first platform for leaders, handcrafted from scratch to help you grow your community and lead them to action.”

The Rock can’t even make Baywatch great, but I’ll get behind this only if Kevin Hart is his running mate. The Rock is really tall and big and Kevin Hart is really short and small! Hahaha that’s super funny and people like that in the movies please shoot me in the head!

 

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The Rock 2016 & Links



Festival Style: Girls Of Coachella   [  Crave  ]

Thing that happened: Mariah Carey in lingerie making brick oven pizza    [  Dlisted   ]

Maitland Ward does this stuff on her Snapchat   (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Khloe Kardashian popped her ass implant   [  The Superficial   ]

Terry Richardson shot Bella Hadid  (NSFW)  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Madison Riley did a naked shoot (NSFW)   [  The Nip Slip  ]

Alexis Ren in several bikinis  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Paps followed Megan Fox while she was wearing leggings   [  Popoholic  ]

Lea Michele is hunting the d at Coachella   [  Moe Jackson  ]

This line definitely sounds scripted  [  Reality Tea  ]


I say The Rock picked the one in the back. You know the one.


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The Rock Has A Nice Wig In The First Trailer For ‘Hercules’

 

The first trailer for Brett Ratner's Hercules dropped yesterday, and if you hadn't figured it out by the end of it, The Rock screams, "I AM HERCULES!", so we can safely assume he's playing Hercules. As much as I love The Rock (who doesn't love The Rock?), keep in mind at the beginning of this post I said, "Brett Ratner's Hercules". It kinda looks like a cross between 300 and The Scorpion King and a PETA propoganda ad. From what I can tell, Hercules spends most of his time killing a bunch of CGI animals then wearing their heads as hats. Why would you wear a hat and a wig at the same time? What are you trying to hide? That makes you seem untrustworthy if I can be totally honest with you.

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Here’s A Video Of The Rock Playing With His Dog

 

Since most dogs are stupid, here's The Rock's dog trying to attack his hand even though The Rock could pick it up and tear it half make a bracelet out of its teeth. And after you realize that, this video is pretty adorable. Awwww puppy!!

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