The Avengers Made $200.3M This Weekend



“I wonder what the poster will look like for The Avengers 5?” – everyone in this poster

Shattering the opening weekend box office record of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 by $31M, The Avengers destroyed anybody who had the balls to release a movie this weekend. Jesus could have released his sex tape with all of the Victoria’s Secret models in IMAX and it would still have come in second. Wait, okay, maybe I got carried away on that one, but still. The Avengers FUCK YEAHH!! New York Times reports:

In a strong start to Hollywood’s summer movie season the superhero team in “Marvel’s The Avengers” took in about $200.3 million at North American theaters over the weekend, according to Walt Disney Studios, which released the film… “The Avengers” — about a star squad of Marvel superheroes, including Iron Man, the Hulk, Thor, Captain America and Black Widow — is now on track to take in over $1 billion at the global box office, analysts estimate. This 3-D picture, directed by Joss Whedon (until now best known for creating “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”), has already sold about $441.5 million in tickets overseas and has yet to open in important markets like Japan.…“I’m running low on double takes,” Dave Hollis, executive vice president for distribution at Disney, said on Sunday morning. “As the numbers came in, we kept thinking, ‘Can these numbers possibly be right?’ ”

I can’t wait for The Avengers 2 when a bad guy does something then The Avengers fight him then several characters say one-liners then some shit blows up and there’s a big action sequence at the end and Scarlett’s boobs jiggle too then THE END. GO HOME. Come back next summer to see it all again but with a different bad guy. Probably Kirk Cameron or Jonathan Vilma.

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The Avengers Trailer Is Out


The official trailer for The Avengers was released today. They play Nine Inch Nails over it, so you know they mean business. Or there’s a possible scene where somebody cuts themselves to feel then cries in the shower. Who’s to say, really?

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The Hulk Will Be Completely Naked In The Avengers

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On Tuesday, I posted the first concept art poster for The Avengers and a lot of people asked if The Hulk was naked. Well, The Hulk was on Twitter last night, and said that not only is he naked in the poster, but he’s naked in the whole movie.

I have to inform the wolrd that the Hulk may be completely bare assed in this AVengers.

I guess this makes sense, because I don’t know who makes adjustable waist pants for those bloated days when you turn into a 12 foot tall giant, raging, humanoid monster. But I’d still check Old Navy, though. They have everything! I just bought some some capris there myself yesterday, and I have to say that the staff were friendly and very helpful.

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The Avengers Has A Poster

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Marvel released the first poster today of their much anticipated flick, The Avengers today, and as you can see, it features Thor (Chris Hemsworth), Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner) Captain America (Chris Evans), The Hulk (Mark Ruffalo ), and the artwork of the guy who airbrushes 2Pac on t-shirts at the mall.

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The Avengers Teaser Trailer Is Out



The first teaser trailer for The Avengers is online now, so if you’re a fan of Samuel L. Jackson’s voice and slowly spinning computer graphics, I’m not gonna lie, this might blow your mind.

Vid source: ComicBookMovie

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