Kate Upton Is Mad At Terry Richardson For The Cat Daddy Video
Kate Upton Is Mad At Terry Richardson For The Cat Daddy Video

 

If you can think of a time you knew who Kate Upton was before this video was released, please feel free to let us know other events that will happen in the future before you go back to your home planet that’s filled with mystical psychics.

“That was disrespectful, you could have told me!” the 21-year-old said she told photographer Terry Richardson, who posted the clip in 2012, after it went viral. The former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue cover model told Vogue UK in a new interview that she was horrified to see the minute-long video of herself dancing while wearing an extremely small bikini go viral, in part because she thought it had just been filmed for fun and wouldn’t be seen by anyone who wasn’t at the photoshoot. But whether or not she wanted the video to be released, it was an immediate hit and has garnered more than 21 million views in the last three years, which might be why Upton’s opinion of it has softened slightly. “Now, obviously, it’s fine,” she said.

I can think of a lot of stuff to be mad at Terry Richardson about, like his glasses and the fact he’s probably a serial rapist who preys on young, desperate models, but a releasing a video of Kate Upton’s tits bouncing in slow motion isn’t really one of them. Like if ISIS released a video if them beheading Ted Cruz or Flo from the Progressive commercials, I’d create multiple Facebook accounts so I could like it more than once.

 

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Terry Richardson Is Pretty Smooth
Terry Richardson Is Pretty Smooth

 

Much like when you take your first piss at a bar, the seal has been broken on models coming out publicly to say Terry Richardson is a creepy perv and sociopath who offers you shoots if you bang him. This time, it's model Emma Appleton (her). She posted this yesterday, and since that time, she's taken the photo off Instagram and deleted her Twitter account. Richardson's people are already saying this is an obvious fake, because, well, they get paid to say that. Emma Appleton is much better looking than Terry Richardson, so I choose to believe her instead. Hey, man. Don't look at me. I don't make the rules.

 

[h/t Gawker]

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The Model That Terry Richardson Sexually Assaulted Is Reporting Him To The Police
The Model That Terry Richardson Sexually Assaulted Is Reporting Him To The Police

 

I bet these two had a lot to talk about

 

The anonymous model, now revealed as 24-year old Charlotte Waters, who recounted her disgusting story of sexual assault at the hands of Terry Richardson is now reporting him to the police. Good.

Perhaps most disturbing about Waters’s account is that Richardson’s assistant — a woman — was present for the entire thing. And afterwards, when Waters says she was in shock, they handled it with familiarity. “It seemed like they had done this a million times,” she says. Still, typical of victims of sexual assault, Waters felt embarrassed about what had happened to her and was unsure that she wanted it to be public. So she shared her story anonymously on Reddit, because as she says, these assaults “will likely continue to happen until [Richardson’s] dick falls off.”
In addition to coming out publicly, Waters is reporting the incident to the police — difficult, she says, because she never explicitly told Richardson to stop. “I was always very hesitant about [reporting Richardson] because I know nothing can really be done,” she tells Vocativ. “So Richardson’s off the hook. It kind of sucks.” One has to wonder why, in the face of these kinds of accusations, anyone still works Richardson — let alone the high-profile celebrities he’s photographed, like Beyonce, Lea Michele and Kate Moss. But Waters says she understands. “I don’t put any blame on the celebrities that have been photographed by him because they have no way of knowing the truth,” she says. “Until people expose what’s he’s really like, how are his clients going to know?”

So if you're reading this and are more concerned about the timing rather than the actual sexual assualt or the thousands of sexual asaults that go unreported each year because women are either too afraid or too embarrassed to come forward, kill yourself. I hate to be the one to break to you like this, but we don't need any more of you walking around. Do us all a favor. I honestly don't know why this still needs to be said, but here it goes: Don't rape women. Trust me, you can live your whole life without doing that. Lots of us have managed to pretty well so far. And while we're at it, don't hit women either. I mean, you know, unless she's into that kinda thing or it's on her itemized pricelist.

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Terry Richardson Is A Psychopath
Terry Richardson Is A Psychopath

 

For some reason that I don't fully understand, Terry Richardson is a photographer who has shot probably every famous person you know. His style seems to be to have them stand in front of a white wall then take their picture. Pretty groundbreaking stuff. His studio is kinda like the one in Sears except he doesn't have any of the backgrounds or columns you can sit on. Anway, there's been a million stories about how this dude is a creepy sexual deviant who uses his fame and unwarranted clout in the industry to basically rape women attempting to become models, so here's a story that was posted on Reddit by a woman who completely documents her experience with Terry Richardson when she was 19 (h/t Jesus) I didn't post the whole thing, because it's pretty long and bizarre and, quite frankly, disgusting, but I posted this part. The part that will undoubtedly make your skin crawl off your body and cause your vagina to look like SpongeBob after two minutes in Sandy's house.

Eventually we got up to take pictures and he had me stand against the blank white wall in the middle of the apartment. I stood there and he started taking pics, assistant off to the side. Then he came up and took pictures POV style with his hand on my face. Then he put his thumb in my mouth, I actually thought this was funny in the moment and he and his assistant were very upbeat and just light heartedly directing me. Then he stepped back at some point and had me start removing my clothes (I knew I would be getting nude, so this was not weird to me). I remember he had me take stuff off in stages, he complimented a lot, his assistant too. Definitely the usual trying to make the barely legal model feel special kind of thing looking back. I honestly do not remember if the sexual stuff started by the wall or when he moved me to the couch area but at some point I was being directed to do things like hold the top of his pants while he took more POV style pictures, then eventually unbutton his pants and then his penis was out. Meanwhile it felt like it was all just happening and there was no time to step back and be like "woah this is out of hand". I dont think anyone who knows me would describe me as a particularly aggressive person (and definitely wasn’t at 19) and the only way I can describe how I felt was nervous and paralyzed. At some point the assistant started taking pictures too with a crappy point and shoot camera. He had me posing on the couch and then I had my back to him and just literally felt him start licking my ass, like every part of it, and the assistant was taking pictures the whole time. Things were now completely pornographic and never once initiated by me. He was now on the couch with me and it became sexual act after sexual act, aggressive kissing, random sexual things being done to me and being directed to do everything you can think of back, everything slow so his assistant could photograph. He even directed me to squeeze his balls as hard as I could so that they pushed back up into his body. I did not even know that was possible (At least I learned something about the male anatomy that night?). I was completely a sex puppet at this point. It ended with him jacking off on to my face and he told me to keep my eyes open really wide and his assistant stood over me and it got in my eye and they both began taking pics of it for a what felt like 10 minutes but was probably only 30 seconds… Finally, they backed off and were still acting like everything was totally fun and normal and upbeat or whatever and I think I was visibly in shock. I am a quiet person and I was definitely quiet in that moment and that's when he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said yes and he started overly sweetly apologizing and so did his assistant. And he said oh I always mean to ask that first I'm so sorry. This was the part that actually bothered me the most because A. I think what had just happened was hitting me and B. it felt so fake and planned and like a slap in the face. I said it was fine that it didn't matter and he wouldn't care its ok (I don't know why, obviously he would and did care. He knew I was nude modeling but nothing like this). Then I guess I cleaned up and got dressed and I don't even remember saying bye or what happened as far as leaving the studio/apartment but his assistant wanted to come with me and paid for a cab and rode halfway with me and sort of comforted me I guess?

Yeah. I really don't even know where to begin with this, so I won't. Terry Richardson is basically a guy on Craigslist trying to get laid by telling chicks they'll be models. And, seriously, if you have to rape somebody to bang them, what's exactly the point? I'll never understand that. Tip: If she enjoys it, she'll bang you again. That's always seemed to work for me. Call me old fashioned, I guess.

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Candice Swanepoel Shot A Commercial With Terry Richardson


Terry Richardson looks like a person of interest on an episode of Law & Order SVU: Portland, but in reality, he just hangs out at Chateau Marmont with a camera and takes pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Kate Upton’s tits and shoots a commercial with Candice Swanepoel in a bikini. Did this motherfucker find a genie lamp? I don’t get it.

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