Have You Had Many Women?

Since Justin Bieber and Twilight rendered High School Musical irrelevant, E! Online reports that Zac Efron found a new beard, Australian actress Teresa Palmer.

Then they hightailed over to Voyeur nightclub in West Hollywood. And that, an eyewitness tells E! News, is when things got friskier, as the Zac laid down the mack on the blond beauty.

The twosome drank, dirty danced and made out. In other words, it was not G-rated High School Musical stuff.

“They got there a little after midnight,” says a club insider. “They were at a VIP table…They were dancing, standing up by the table and dancing. They all took tequila shots together. He was grabbing her butt and doing very suggestive dancing. Then they made out a couple of times standing up where they were dancing. I was surprised they were doing that in front of everyone. It was like they didn’t care.

“They were there for like an hour and left together.”

The source adds that the 23-year-old Efron was “all about her” the entire night. The only time she left his side was when skateboarder-snowboarder Shaun White came up and talked to Zac. Otherwise, “they were side by side the entire night.”

Considering Zac Efron wears more makeup to pump gas than most chongas wear to their proms, I have a hard time believing this is anything more than a publicity stunt. The only way I can feasibly picture Zac Efron dancing suggestively is in his dreams with Johnny Castle.

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Michael Phelps Is Stoned

Michael Phelps loves to get high, finally giving me an excuse when I get caught smoking by strangers: “What? Michael Phelps does it, and that dude is an American hero!”

Phelps has acknowledged the above picture as authentic, telling AP: “I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment. I’m 23 years old and despite the successes I’ve had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again.”

The tabloid said the photo was from a Nov. 6 party in South Carolina, a little more than a month after Phelps wrapped up his record haul in Beijing.

And I could post nothing, or pictures of Australian actress Teresa Palmer. Hmmm, decisions….

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