I posted some stuff that Taylor Swift said during her interview with Glamour UK, no here’s the pretty pictures. Man, she sure is pretty. She also talks a lot. The link has some more stuff she said, which is basically what all women say at 25 (“I love my girls!”, “Girl power!”, “I’m finally comfortable with being me.” “I like ranch dressing and cheese.”), so if you want to read all that then feel free click on the link, or you can just save time and look at her legs. My vote would be just to look at her legs, because like, why ruin a good thing?
Taylor Swift dates a lot. We get that. That’s kinda her thing. She needs to date to write lyrics for albums so she can sell them and make millions, then when it’s time for a new album she dates again to put her most recent ex on blast. Remember that time she bought a house across the street from the Kennedy’s after dating the high school junior Kennedy for two months? That was weird. Anyway, she thinks when we talk about that it’s “public humiliation”. Sure. Let’s roll with that.
“I think the media has sent me a really unfair message over the past couple of years, which is that I’m not allowed to date for excitement, or fun, or new experiences or learning lessons,” Swift told the magazine. “I’m only allowed to date if it’s for a lasting, multiple-year relationship. Otherwise I’m a, quote, ‘serial dater.’ Or, quote, ‘boy crazy.’ The narrative has been so wrong, every time it was the same. It’s ‘Taylor spotted talking to this guy, she’s chasing him.’ They create a beginning to the story that didn’t happen most of the time, so then they have to create an ending.” Maintaining a relationship is not easy for the 25-year-old, who is currently rumored to be dating Calvin Harris. “[T]here is no easy way for me to engage with romance. I’m really busy, so I can’t. And it’s a good thing that I feel really independent and I feel that my friends are all I need. It’s kind of a sad way I got there, though, being shamed into it,” she said. Adding: “Well, what else is it when you have two boyfriends in one year and everyone’s calling you boy crazy, making jokes about you at awards shows? That’s public humiliation. And I don’t think it’s fair.”
It’s really not anyone’s place to say who or when Taylor Swift can date someone, including her cat, but if every track on your albums is one big subtweet, then we might mention that once or twice. If you were bitten by a werewolf then transformed into a monster with an insatiable hunger during the next full moon, then we’d of course mention that as well. I guess what I’m saying is give up something else to talk about maybe? You’re pretty tall, so you’d be a pretty scary werewolf. I don’t know how much the average person grows during the werewolf transformation, but I’d put you over at least 6’9″. That would be pretty impressive. Especially with NBA scouts if you can demonstrate off ball defensive skills. You’d be a mid-first round pick for sure.
Selena Gomez read what you said. The Superficial
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Taylor Swift won Best Lyrics (“Blank Space”), Song Of The Year (“Shake It Off”), and the trophy I made for Best Legs at the 2015 iHeartRadio Awards. She also won Best Vine Attention Whore as well. Congrats, Taylor! Anyway, here’s a lot of pictures of her legs and a Vine of her legs movie. I love Mondays.
Much like libertarians, cats are malevolent and narcissistic sociopaths who serve their own needs and self-interests while the support system they’re indifferent to cleans up their shit. This is why most people hate cats. Anyway, Taylor Swift‘s cat scratched up her leg while she was trying to pet it. When asked why, the cat replied, “Deregulate the health-care industry and eliminate subsidies to the sick. Subsidies promote dependency, that’s why we must abolish Medicare and Medicaid. The free market will allow prices to fall once private insurers no longer have to provide insurance to those who might need it.”
$40M may seem like a lot, but Ndamukong Suh is way fatter and just cashed a $60M check. I’m glad to see that we as a society are doing more not to reinforce and promote unrealistic body types.
How much are Taylor Swift’s legs worth? Apparently $40 million. The “Blank Space” singer has reportedly taken extreme measures to make sure that she doesn’t lose everything if she was unable to dance on stage. Her team has allegedly looked into insuring the songwriter’s legs just in case something bad happened during one of her routines, a source told The National Enquirer. “It seems like a ludicrous sum, but if something was to happen to her legs, Swift wouldn’t be able to give her signature stage performances,” the source told the gossip weekly. “Her $200 million career would be in big trouble.”
I was hoping Taylor Swift would do this before we started dating, because after we make love for the first time she’ll be in full body traction for a few months. But that’s okay. Her mouth will be free while her legs and pelvis recover. Did that sound creepy? I feel that the world will think sounded creepy, but what does the world know of love?
I think the only way to end this feud is for Katy Perry and Taylor Swift to smoke a bowl then scissor each other, but I also put mustard in my ramen. My methods have always been controversial. Katy Perry is obsessed with Taylor, but Taylor sat down with an interview for Telegraph and refused to talk about Katy. Until, you know, she did. It’s all very confusing.
“I’m not giving them anything to write about. I’m not walking up the street with boys, I’m not stumbling out of clubs drunk. But I’m never going to talk about her in my interview. It’s not going to happen..[In five years] I’ll probably still be single, let’s be honest. No one’s going to sign up for this and everything that goes with it. Like, ‘Hi, nice to meet you, want a date? Do you love camera flashes? I hope you do!’ I don’t know what’s going to happen if I’m ever content in a relationship – no idea how that’s going to work. I don’t even know if that’s possible with the life I have. ‘In five years’ time she’ll be so afraid of everything, she doesn’t leave her house. She’s just surrounded by cats. So many cats, they’ve divided themselves up into armies and she wanders around lint-rolling the couch that no one’s going to sit on because she’s afraid to have people over…'”
Besides her legs, Taylor self-deprecating humor (but not really) is kinda hot, but you know she’s melted candles and made a voodoo doll of Harry Styles at least once. Taylor hangs out with chicks all the time for the same reason all chicks hang out with chicks: she doesn’t have a boyfriend. Let her get a boyfriend or any man who shows any kind of interest in her. Her chick friends will only be able to send her FB messages and the cats will eventually starve to death.
Katy Perry really hasn’t made a secret about her seething hatred for Taylor Swift, even promising Diplo to show him her titties every time he publicly made fun of Swift on Twitter because they’re both in junior high. So allegedly, Katy is writing a “diss track” on her next album for Taylor. Ooooohh, a diss track! It’s on now!
Venture Capital Post (via ONTD) is reporting that Katy Perry is writing a diss track for Taylor Swift that she plans to include on her upcoming album. A source tells Venture Capital Post that Taylor Swift tried to make nice with Katy Perry at the GRAMMYs, but Katy turned the other way and ignored Taylor. The source explains: “Taylor’s tried to reach out to make amends with Katy, but Katy is not going to accept it nor is she interested in having a friendship with Taylor. She wants nothing to do with Taylor. In Katy’s mind, Taylor shouldn’t even attempt to make a friendship happen. That ship has sailed.” It was recently reported that Taylor Swift was collaborating with Kanye West on a remix of “Bad Blood,” but Taylor Swift was quick to deny that rumor in a Tumblr post. Despite Taylor Swift denying claims that she’ll release “Bad Blood” as single, Katy Perry is intent on making sure she release a diss track for Taylor. The source reveals: “Of course she will leave room on her album for a diss track about Taylor Swift. Katy loves controversy and the feud with Taylor is great for that. She is definitely going to write a new song based on how two-faced she thinks Taylor is.”
Oh, man. A diss track. I bet that will show Taylor. A diss track which I assume will be filled with cliches that rhyme over a track her label bought. Can’t wait. Should be some pretty powerful stuff.
I posted about Taylor Swift yesterday and now I’m posting about Taylor Swift today. Good times. I’m not sure what’s up with her wardrobe choices lately, but I’m not going to ask too many questions. Maybe her cats destroyed all her rompers and ASOS coats. Nice job, cats.
I’ve made no secret of the fact that I want to pin Taylor Swift‘s knees to her ears and take out my anger over her music on her vagina, because I’m a romantic at heart. The dress she wore to the Elle Style Awards doesn’t change that. Just thought everyone should know that. I’m really big on sharing and communicating my emotions.