Kanye West Has Taylor Swift Shook Again
Kanye West Has Taylor Swift Shook Again


Kanye West live streamed his new album The Life Of Pablo on Tidal yesterday, and since their servers are powered by squirrels on a treadmill, you might have missed the track “Famous”. Which included this line:

I feel like me and Taylor might have sex / I made that bitch famous

BREAKING: I love Kanye again. ALSO BREAKING: Taylor Swift and the whole Girl Squad is pressed.

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A Guy Was Arrested At Taylor Swift’s House
A Guy Was Arrested At Taylor Swift’s House


Taylor Swift officially has six songs for her next album now. 

Cops swarmed to Taylor Swift’s L.A. home Wednesday afternoon when a suspicious looking man was seen wandering at the foot of her driveway.  LAPD officers took the man, decked out in fatigues, into custody around 4 PM. Law enforcement sources tell us police got a call from someone in the neighborhood … reporting an individual lurking “around Taylor Swift’s house.”  TMZ obtained shots of the man getting cuffed and placed in a police car. He didn’t put up a fight and showed no outward signs of violent behavior. It’s unclear if Taylor was home at the time. We’re told, after questioning the suspect … officers determined he needed evaluation at a hospital. He has not been booked for any crime at this point.

I mean, two years ago Taylor Swift probably wouldn’t minded too much about a dude outside her house. They could have dated then broken up when she went back inside. Or they could have dated as long as she dated Harry Styles. Whichever one is shorter. I think it’s the first one I’m not sure. 



I don’t have any new pics of Taylor Swift so here’s Bella Thorne last night. Bella Thorne last night is great. You should try it.

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Taylor Swift Has A Fashion Line For The Chinese To Keep Them From Buying Fake Taylor Swift Stuff
Taylor Swift Has A Fashion Line For The Chinese To Keep Them From Buying Fake Taylor Swift Stuff


“Where my Nǚhái’s at?”


Taylor Swift, who sometimes looks Chinese, unveiled her line during Hong Kong Fashion Week yesterday “to capitalize off the singer’s massive popularity in China and counterbalance the proliferation of fake Taylor Swift products flooding the market”.  Make Taylor Swift more money basically. So, what’s in the line? Close your eyes and imagine it. Or read this. They’ll be the same. 

The show — a mix of spring and fall merchandise — featured pieces like cropped T-shirts, body-hugging minidresses and slim pants emblazoned with the singer’s name or the letters comprising it. Much of the merchandise had a sporty feel to it — like a short frock with a tie at the waist resembling the sleeves of a varsity jacket. The models bounced around the stage — decked out in musical instruments and faux records — to a soundtrack of Taylor’s hits like “Bad Blood,” “Blank Space” and “Shake It Off.”

Nashville’s Heritage66 are behind this basic white girl invasion of China, and apparently its doing pretty well according to Heritage66 who are on Taylor Swift’s payroll. 

Kate Liegey, chief operating officer of Heritage66, said she could not provide sales figures but said the line is seeing “phenomenal” success in its first few weeks.

Keep in mind that wearing plants on your head is a current fashion trend  in China. Anyway, everything in this article sounds like Taylor Swift was editing as they wrote, but you can see the crap here or you can go to the actual site like I did and have it break your Chrome translator. 


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Taylor Swift Wants You To Know She Has A New Video Dropping Tonight
 

Are we out of the woods yet? #OOTWMusicVideo debuts tomorrow night on New Years Rockin Eve with @ryanseacrest !!

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on


Yay. Taylor Swift has another video that’s due to get maximum exposure from 10-year old girls allowed to stay up until midnight. The song is called “Out Of The Woods” and the only version I can hear on Spotify is the Ryan Adams one. idk something about a Polaroid and crashing something in the woods then the dude cried. So I assume the woods were at some sort of ski resort. Very relatable, Taylor! Good stuff!


#tbt


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Your Christmas Instagram Post
 

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on



I really didn’t mean to put Taylor Swift‘s homely ass as the main pic here, it just kinda worked out that way. Anyway, here’s some Christmas Instagram pics from some celebrities. Or “celebrities”. I guess it all depends which pic you’re viewing at the time.


btw, you won’t believe the pic Charlotte McKinney posted.  Such a change for her. 


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Jared Leto Is Suing TMZ Over Taylor Swift
Jared Leto Is Suing TMZ Over Taylor Swift


Jared Leto + Taylor Swift + TMZ + a shady videographer  + $2,000 + a lawsuit + a pretentious press statement.  Stay tuned for Serial Season 3.

Jared Leto, the Oscar-winning actor and frontman of the band Thirty Seconds to Mars, has lodged a notable new copyright lawsuit against TMZ  and parent company Warner Bros. Entertainment, alleging that the gossip site published a sensational video after being warned that it was stolen. The video in question features Leto and an engineer at a home studio critiquing various songs off of Taylor Swift’s “1989” album. Leto is shown as admiring Swift’s work, even going so far as exclaiming (perhaps jokingly) that he wanted to “steal” one of her finer moments of production work. But towards the end of the video, Leto becomes indifferent. “I mean, f— her,” he says. “I don’t give a f— about her.”

Same. Also, Leto a complaint filed in California federal court after the guy who shot the video, walked it over to TMZ when they promised him $2,000. Here’s Leto’s full statement:

“Last Sunday, I was alerted that TMZ had acquired personal and private video footage of me in my home and that they were planning to leak it on their site. My team notified TMZ immediately that I fully owned the footage and that their source had absolutely no rights to sell it. They chose to post it anyway. Let’s be clear. This was stolen footage. This was an invasion of privacy. And it was both legally and morally wrong. Regardless of who we are, we should all be able to talk freely in the privacy of our own homes without the fear that our unfiltered thoughts or actions will get broadcast to the world. We have the right to privacy and security and when we don’t have protections in place to safeguard those things, we lose the freedom to speak loudly and clearly – right or wrong – about anything and everything we choose to. I have chosen to file this lawsuit not because I want to, but in hopes it will encourage more people to stop trafficking in stolen goods, to follow proper legal procedure and so that it may motivate additional consideration for the harm these acts can create, especially when the only intention is to simply further the bottom line for the companies and corporations that commit these acts.”

Wow. Interesting points. Mmm hmm. Really? Intriguing. Yeah, anyway. Anybody listen to the first episode of Serial Season 2 yet? Bowe Bergdahl is kind of a dick, no?


#TBT


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Calvin Harris Thinks Taylor Swift Still Likes Harry Styles

Maybe Harry Styles is a member the girl squad. Chill, Calvin.

Taylor Swift, 25, said she is never ever getting back together with Harry Styles, 21, but her current boyfriend, Calvin Harris, 31, is worried she still has feelings for him. Even the mere mention of Harry’s name gets him all hot and bothered — and not in a good way. “Calvin has separated himself from his playboy ways and is all in with his relationship with Taylor. He doesn’t like when she mentions her exes. He wants her to not talk about them, even if it’s her throwing shade at them. He wants her to be totally devoted to him. He gets jealous thinking that she still may have feelings for people like Harry or others she has dated — it’s upsetting to him,” a source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY.

Since this is a Taylor Swift story, it involves a Tumblr post. Which, according to reports, is what made Harris upset. According to other reports, burritos are two for one at the Mexican place around the block so I’m going there right now. Thoughts and prayers to Calvin and Taylor.


Shout out to Taylor Swift’s vagina tho:


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Chloe Grace Moretz Came For Taylor Swift

Chloe Grace Moretz, I guess to promote The Fifth Wave and Neighbors 2, did an interview with Nylon Magazine where she shaded Taylor Swift. Keep in mind that Chloe is 18 and Taylor is 25 and puts sweaters on her cats.

….don’t get her started on #squadgoals, or she’ll just roll her eyes. Though the actress has been photographed with other Young Hollywood standouts like Hailee Steinfeld, Kiernan Shipka, and Emma Roberts, she will not be starting her own girl gang any time soon. “I agree with having a good core group of friends, but the issue I have with squads is it creates exclusivity,” she says. “I was never included in those things when I was a kid. I was the weird one that chose to do movies, so now I go out of my way to be nice to people and make them feel included.”

I don’t want to speculate about what’s going to happen here, but TMZ reported that HAIM were seen lining a shallow grave with organic, artisanal lye. Gigi Hadid also released this statement

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Taylor Swift Is Removing Tumblr Posts About Adele
Taylor Swift Is Removing Tumblr Posts About Adele


Gays are bowing to Taylor Swift now. She must be stopped before it’s too late. Let’s begin.


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Taylor Swift Hates Adele Now
Taylor Swift Hates Adele Now


If her albums don’t already clue you in, Taylor Swift, fueled by revenge, takes things personally and has crafted an almost angelic public persona with meticulous calculation to the point where some human living on Earth right now truly believe she invented people being friends. With that being said.

Adele’s brand new music video for her first single in years, “Hello,” debuted Friday to rave reviews and mounting views—so many, in fact, that it surmounted Swift’s record-breaking music video “Bad Blood” for most views in the first 24 hours. Adele may have taken a hiatus from breaking pop records, but this recent news indicates the 27-year-old Grammy winner hasn’t lost her midas touch. 

“Hello” has 91M views right now, so you think Taylor Swift broke a YouTube record for “Bad Blood” for some other bitch to break it? Her boyfriend is already getting handjobs from Thai massage ladies. This will not end well for Adele. You’ve been warned. You can expect Taylor to retaliate by passive aggressively liking a tweet saying Adele uses a flip phone.


Just doing my part.


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