Katy Perry Is Super Mature

Katy Perry really hasn’t made a secret about her seething hatred for Taylor Swift, even promising Diplo to show him her titties every time he publicly made fun of Swift on Twitter because they’re both in junior high. So allegedly, Katy is writing a “diss track” on her next album for Taylor. Ooooohh, a diss track! It’s on now!

Venture Capital Post  (via ONTD) is reporting that Katy Perry is writing a diss track for Taylor Swift that she plans to include on her upcoming album. A source tells Venture Capital Post that Taylor Swift tried to make nice with Katy Perry at the GRAMMYs, but Katy turned the other way and ignored Taylor. The source explains: “Taylor’s tried to reach out to make amends with Katy, but Katy is not going to accept it nor is she interested in having a friendship with Taylor. She wants nothing to do with Taylor. In Katy’s mind, Taylor shouldn’t even attempt to make a friendship happen. That ship has sailed.” It was recently reported that Taylor Swift was collaborating with Kanye West on a remix of “Bad Blood,” but Taylor Swift was quick to deny that rumor in a Tumblr post. Despite Taylor Swift denying claims that she’ll release “Bad Blood” as single, Katy Perry is intent on making sure she release a diss track for Taylor. The source reveals: “Of course she will leave room on her album for a diss track about Taylor Swift. Katy loves controversy and the feud with Taylor is great for that. She is definitely going to write a new song based on how two-faced she thinks Taylor is.”

Oh, man. A diss track. I bet that will show Taylor. A diss track which I assume will be filled with cliches that rhyme over a track her label bought. Can’t wait. Should be some pretty powerful stuff.

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Taylor Swift Wore This Dress To The Brit Awards

I posted about Taylor Swift yesterday and now I’m posting about Taylor Swift today. Good times. I’m not sure what’s up with her wardrobe choices lately, but I’m not going to ask too many questions. Maybe her cats destroyed all her rompers and ASOS coats. Nice job, cats.

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Taylor Swift Wore This

I’ve made no secret of the fact that I want to pin Taylor Swift‘s knees to her ears and take out my anger over her music on her vagina, because I’m a romantic at heart. The dress she wore to the Elle Style Awards doesn’t change that. Just thought everyone should know that. I’m really big on sharing and communicating my emotions.

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Taylor Swift Wore This Last Night

Ok, enough about Kanye. And I just ate, so I can’t post about Madonna, so here’s Taylor Swift looking hot as hell at the Grammys last night. Yes, her music is annoying and she smiles like a sociopath , and she kinda looks like what an alien representative sent to Earth would look like if they attempted to appear human, but you know what? It all works. I mean, look at her legs. I’d spread them more than almond butter. And I’m a really big fan of almond butter.

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Taylor Swift Says Good Morning, Links
Taylor Swift Says Good Morning, Links

 

Miley Cyrus topless at the beach  (VERY NSFWTaxi Driver Movie

Julia Roberts is making the “Batkid” movie   Dlisted

Jessiqa Pace in a bikini. Yes, please.  Celebslam

MOTHER OF GOD (PART 2)   The Superficial

Isabelle Klem is juicy  Hollywood Tuna

Shay Mitchell in a bikini  Drunken Stepfather

Jennifer Lawrence is falling out of this dress  Popoholic

Sofia Vergara in this dress   Celebitchy

 

pic source = Instagram

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Taylor Swift And Lorde Being Basic

White girls love some hiking in non-hiking gear, so Taylor Swift and Lorde went hiking yesterday. Probably on their way to Anthropologie or a Coffee Bean. Taylor Swift’s legs are about 75% smaller than Lorde’s, so maybe Lorde should speed walk. I never really knew Lorde’s legs were this big, so I think that’s why she always wears black and seems sad all the time. It could also be because she’s associated with The Hunger Games.

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Taylor Swift Is Texting Leonardo DiCaprio “Non-Stop”

Apparently Taylor Swift doesn’t enjoy scissoring as much as I hoped, because she’s supposedly texting  Leonardo DiCaprio non-stop. And she’s probably sending him pics of the wrong kind of kitties. Oh, Taylor.

Despite a recent drop in model percentage at the party that is Leonardo DiCaprio’s life, the cargo-shorted film star has been enjoying endless summer for years now, answering to no one but his own beard. Taylor Swift, who sang a song at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show one time but is not a model, is reportedly prepared to destroy all of that. The National Enquirer claims that Tayla has picked Leo as her “next conquest,” going so far as to have her manager arrange an interview with him so she can “put him to the test.” The boyfriend test. According to the Enquirer, Tay has been texting Leo, or someone she believes to be Leo, “non-stop.” Leo will be her next boyfriend, and they will watch Titanic together every night with her cats and she will never let go, reportedly.

Look, I would bang Taylor Swift retarded, but I really haven’t spent most of my adult life picking things out of the Victoria’s Secret catalog that weren’t for sale. If Leonardo wanted to bang a hot 25-year old, he could drive his yacht to the source. South Africa or Brazil, not Lena Dunham’s book club ans artisanal cheese parties.

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Taylor Swift Made Your Ball Drop

Some weird and horrific shit happened in 2014, like Iggy Azalea and police running wild in the streets like it’s Training Day, but it’s safe to say the year belonged to Taylor Swift. She doesn’t have an ass to shake, but she outsold everybody who had to shake theirs to sell albums. And she more than likely went down on Karlie Kloss on several occasions in 2014. So who better to ring in the new year, than a bisexual woman who doesn’t need to get naked to sell a million records in a week? Sounds like progress to me.

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Taylor Swift Went To The Jingle Bell Ball

Taylor Swift, our reigning flawless bisexual possible lesbian queen, managed to avoid the gravitational pull of Leonardo DiCaprio’s penis, because instead of Art Basel, she went to the Jingle Bell Ball instead. And she wore this dress. Whatever she wears you want to rip it off, because I’m pretty sure her vagina smells like cotton candy and tastes like bubble gum. Unlike yours. Yours is gross. What is that smell? Is that you?

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Taylor Swift Is Already Denying Scissoring Karlie Kloss

Forget other things you might have read, but Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss having sex is the most important story of the day. Sorry. But as they do, Gossip Cop likes to ruin everything.

There’s nothing “#confirmed” about the alleged makeout session. Swift and Kloss are good pals who have held hands in public and been affectionate toward each other countless times. While the hazy photos from Thursday show Swift and Kloss embracing and it looks like they could be kissing, they actually were just trying to hear each other in the midst of a loud concert. A rep for Swift laughed off the Kloss rumor when Gossip Cop inquired, exclusively telling us the latest online gossip was “hilarious.” Swift and Kloss are friends and nothing more. Apologies to everyone who prefers the more sensational version of the story.

We can go with the “the concert was loud” angle if you want, but unless this is how Taylor Swift feeds Karlie Kloss, this is clearly a kiss. Klearly. Khis kis kotal kand komplete kissing kand khey krobably kent kome kand kanged christ Karlie Kloss has a dumb name.

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