Taylor Swift Is Great At Stunts
 

Go to 1:42 of the #BadBloodMusicVideo to see the take where I got it right. This, however, was the first take. #stuntFAIL

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I was unaware that Taylor Swift could do anything more awkward than this kiss, but that’s before she decided to do her own stunts for the Bad Blood music video. I know there were a lot of people in this thing, but she probably should have called the Kool-Aid Man.

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Taylor Swift Dropped “Bad Blood” At The Billboard Music Awards

After doing all this stuff for a few weeks, Taylor Swift dropped the music video for “Bad Blood” during last night’s Billboard Music Awards. If you were expecting some revelation that would resurrect the music video, sorry. Taylor Swift just invited all the chicks in her Tuesday night scrapbooking club to dress in leather and pretend to be badasses. Well, except Selena Gomez. Who is apparently playing Dora the Explorer. And Cindy Crawford. Who is playing Life Comes At You Fast. Music video concept: Show a famous person and their character name, they disappear never to be seen again, closeup on Taylor, Kendrick Lamar, repeat those steps 20 times, CGI fire. End of video. There. I just saved you some time.

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Karlie Kloss Is In The ‘Bad Blood’ Video Now
Karlie Kloss Is In The ‘Bad Blood’ Video Now

One of the benefits of making out with Taylor Swift and possibly (hopefully) scissoring her, is that you get to be in her upcoming music video for “Bad Blood”. As you can see, her character name is “Knockout”. Get it? Because she’s a knockout. And she’s dressed like a boxer instead of LL Cool J which I think was a missed opportunity.

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Hey There, Taylor Swift’s Legs In These Shorts

Taylor Swift was walking in LA on Saturday with her legs in these shorts, and if I would have known, I would have showed up and I could have bought her a Mother’s Day card then next day. Because she would be pregnant. Pregnant by me. See, I would have had sex with her on Saturday thereby fertilizing her egg and she would have been pregnant on Sunday hence the Mother’s Day card. I probably would have included  $20 bill or a Chili’s gift card inside because I like my women to feel special on their special day.

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Taylor Swift Has Posters For The ‘Bad Blood’ Video

“Bad Blood” is Taylor Swift‘s “diss track” about Katy Perry, so you know it’s pretty serious business. So she got all her white friends and her one off white friend to be in the video and she gave them all character posters and supposedly kick ass girl power names. I guess they all combine forces to defeat Katy Perry or something. What I find problematic is the lack of male representation and men character posters? What does it say to young male Taylor Swift fans that she doesn’t think they’re good enough to fight Katy Perry? The vagriarchy is real. #STAYWOKE

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Here’s The Rest Of Taylor Swift’s Glamour UK Shoot

I posted some stuff that Taylor Swift said during her interview with Glamour UK, no here’s the pretty pictures. Man, she sure is pretty. She also talks a lot. The link has some more stuff she said, which is basically what all women say at 25 (“I love my girls!”, “Girl power!”, “I’m finally comfortable with being me.” “I like ranch dressing and cheese.”), so if you want to read all that then feel free click on the link, or you can just save time and look at her legs. My vote would be just to look at her legs, because like, why ruin a good thing?

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Taylor Swift Wants You To Stop Humiliating Her
Taylor Swift Wants You To Stop Humiliating Her

Taylor Swift dates a lot. We get that. That’s kinda her thing. She needs to date to write lyrics for albums so she can sell them and make millions, then when it’s time for a new album she dates again to put her most recent ex on blast. Remember that time she bought a house across the street from the Kennedy’s after dating the high school junior Kennedy for two months? That was weird. Anyway, she thinks when we talk about that it’s “public humiliation”. Sure. Let’s roll with that.

“I think the media has sent me a really unfair message over the past couple of years, which is that I’m not allowed to date for excitement, or fun, or new experiences or learning lessons,” Swift told the magazine. “I’m only allowed to date if it’s for a lasting, multiple-year relationship. Otherwise I’m a, quote, ‘serial dater.’ Or, quote, ‘boy crazy.’ The narrative has been so wrong, every time it was the same. It’s ‘Taylor spotted talking to this guy, she’s chasing him.’ They create a beginning to the story that didn’t happen most of the time, so then they have to create an ending.”  Maintaining a relationship is not easy for the 25-year-old, who is currently rumored to be dating Calvin Harris.  “[T]here is no easy way for me to engage with romance. I’m really busy, so I can’t. And it’s a good thing that I feel really independent and I feel that my friends are all I need. It’s kind of a sad way I got there, though, being shamed into it,” she said. Adding: “Well, what else is it when you have two boyfriends in one year and everyone’s calling you boy crazy, making jokes about you at awards shows? That’s public humiliation. And I don’t think it’s fair.”

It’s really not anyone’s place to say who or when Taylor Swift can date someone, including her cat, but if every track on your albums is one big subtweet, then we might mention that once or twice. If you were bitten by a werewolf then transformed into a monster with an insatiable hunger during the next full moon, then we’d of course mention that as well. I guess what I’m saying is give up something else to talk about maybe? You’re pretty tall, so you’d be a pretty scary werewolf. I don’t know how much the average person grows during the werewolf transformation, but I’d put you over at least 6’9″. That would be pretty impressive. Especially with NBA scouts if you can demonstrate off ball defensive skills. You’d be a mid-first round pick for sure.

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Taylor Swift Says Good Morning, Links

Selena Gomez read what you said.   The Superficial

Coco and her sister are gross  (NSFWDrunken Stepfather

Lady Gaga is see through  (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie

Bobby Flay has been doing his assistant for six years  Dlisted

Mathilde Gohler will blow your mind  Hollywood Tuna

Katy Cassidy in a bikini Popoholic

Sexiest social media pics of the week   Celebslam

Lauren Stoner could get it  Moe Jackson

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Taylor Swift Won Everything At The 2015 iHeartRadio Awards

Taylor Swift won Best Lyrics (“Blank Space”), Song Of The Year (“Shake It Off”), and the trophy I made for Best Legs at the 2015 iHeartRadio Awards. She also won Best Vine Attention Whore as well. Congrats, Taylor! Anyway, here’s a lot of pictures of her legs and a Vine of her legs movie. I love Mondays.

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Taylor Swift’s Cat Drives Up Insurance Premiums
Taylor Swift’s Cat Drives Up Insurance Premiums

Much like libertarians, cats are malevolent and narcissistic sociopaths who serve their own needs and self-interests while the support system they’re indifferent to cleans up their shit. This is why most people hate cats. Anyway, Taylor Swift‘s cat scratched up her leg while she was trying to pet it. When asked why, the cat replied, “Deregulate the health-care industry and eliminate subsidies to the sick. Subsidies promote dependency, that’s why we must abolish Medicare and Medicaid. The free market will allow prices to fall once private insurers no longer have to provide insurance to those who might need it.”

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