Sistine Stallone Did LOVE Advent
Sistine Stallone Did LOVE Advent

 

I thought the LOVE Advent thing was just in December, but I guess I was wrong. Like last week when we all thought birth control was gonna be free this year. Lame. This video says 2016, but it was released on Wednesday, so maybe Sistine Stallone was a second alternate and they’re just clearing out all the videos they made this week. If her name didn’t give it away, she’s Sylvester Stallone‘s daughter and she was named after the Sistine Chapel. She’s also 18. The real Sistine Chapel is like 1,600 years old and looks better. Moving on.

 

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Sylvester Stallone is Gross



Sylvester Stallone is in Spain with his wife of 11 years, Jennifer Flavin, and their kids. And his arms. In fact, I’m not even sure if you can legally call those arms. I could chop off my arms and replace them traffic cones and they would look more natural than whatever the hell Stallone is working with.

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