Hayek v Sarandon: Cannes Of Titties
Hayek v Sarandon: Cannes Of Titties


Susan Sarandon walked around Cannes last week with her nipple just chillin, and if you’re an old lady who likes walking around with your nipple hanging out, France is probably the best place to do that. They love that kind of stuff over there. Seemingly the older the better. Then Salma Hayek showed up. Who I guess now is basically French. I think they both knew this was the 69th Cannes Film Festival. I see what you did there, ladies. 



The Todd Film Festival would screen this scene every year. Possibly every hour on the hour.




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Susan Sarandon’s Boobs Were Everywhere At The SAG Awards
Susan Sarandon’s Boobs Were Everywhere At The SAG Awards


Susan Sarandon‘s boobs were a big hit at the 2016 SAG Awards, and you’re not gonna believe this, but people made “sag” jokes on Twitter. Hahaha, I know! Pretty funny stuff! What a riot. But I think they sag because she’s 69 and because you don’t know what real boobs look like. Understandable. Her boobs are so huge she had enough to give to her daughter. I saved this post after that last sentence to watch Grease Live! That was 30 minutes ago. I’m back now. That was a horrible mistake.


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