Yeah, So This Is Henry Cavill As Superman

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The first image of Henry Cavill as Superman in Zack Snyder‘s Superman: Man Of Steel hit online today, and uhh, nice hair. So does Superman have a van now? Does he supplement his reporter salary by doing Just For Men ads? What the fuck is this? “I normally don’t have my picture taken, but when I do, I prefer extra hair product. Stay homoerotic, my friends.”

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This Wants To Be Lois Lane

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I’m not sure when this became a Superman blog, and I promise you that tits are on the way, but if someone can become a superhero and stop Zac Snyder from casting Kristen Stewart, that would be great. If you have a taser, that’ll work, too. Or if you can just punch him really hard. Thanks. Comic Book Movie reports:

According to the famous “media guy”, Twilight’s ‘Bella Swan’ actress Kristen Stewart may be in the mix of playing Lois Lane in Zack Snyder’s Superman reboot. Check it out! With English actor Henry Civill set to don the “S” on his chest in Zack Snyder’s Superman reboot, casting for supporting roles are well underway. While much isn’t known about the “modern” reboot, essentially the roles to be cast, Clark Kent’s main squeeze Lois Lane is almost guaranteed to appear. Though several actresses has either expressed interest in playing Lane, or have been rumored to have read for the role, today’s latest rumor via Gregory Littley, a Branding Consultant and Creative director who specializes in social media, has Twlight’s Kristen Stewart in the mix.

Some people call me a nerd for watching Smallville, and that may be true, but please realize that Erica Durance (this) is Lois Lane on the show. And this is on the CW. She probably gets paid in Chick-Fil-A and thank you cards yet is a billion times hotter than this this fug mess. Kristen Stewart looks like Lois Lane if Lois Lane met Clark Kent at a methadone clinic. It’s hard to be called The Man of Steel when you need Cialis and a pep talk to bang your girlfriend.

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Yeah, So Scratch That. This Dude Is Superman

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While Home Depot had a rush on buckets for women to wring out their panties after it was announced that homey here would be playing Superman, the people who actually make casting decisions had other plans. Specifically, Henry Cavill. TMZ reports:

British actor Henry Cavill will be playing the role of Superman in the upcoming reboot of the franchise, Warner Bros. announced today. With Christian Bale portraying Batman and Andrew Garfield playing Spider-Man … the Brits have the market cornered! The movie is due out December 2012.

This is the least gay picture I could find of this dude, mostly because the wenches in the back with the huge racks help mitigate the queer of the frilly shirt and fancy vest. I guess this picture is from a period piece or something. You know, like the movie Carrie.

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True Blood’s Joe Manganiello Might Be Superman

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Since Hollywood hits reboot more than someone who downloaded a virus, Zac Snyder (director) and Christopher Nolan (producer) are starting yet another Superman franchise. In this version, apparently Clark Kent is part werewolf.
LA Times
reports:

Joe Manganiello must be howling at the moon — the “True Blood” werewolf is definitely in the running for the new “Superman.” The Ministry hassled its fanboy brother Hero Complex for details, as Hero tweeted Tuesday that the actor was high on a list of potentials to play the Man of Steel. Here’s what we know: At last week’s Academy Bake Off, a celebration of visual effects in film, talk around the room (especially from the team working on the new “Superman”) said Manganiello kept popping up in serious talks about a new face for the franchise. He’d fit right in — director Zack Snyder is no stranger to ab-tastic leading men (as he made Gerard Butler a star with “300”), and producer Christopher Nolan also has experience molding breakout hotties (ahem, Tom Hardy).

They should have stopped with Christopher Reeves. Not only was he the literal personification of Clark Kent/Superman, there doesn’t get much more of an iconic film image than this. And Superman, as far as movies go, is outdated. Why? Because movie audiences want to see shit blow up and superheros kick ass for two hours. Superman can’t do that. A mad scientist could spend twenty years creating an indestructible 200 foot tall robot with lasers for eyes and lava that shoots out of his hands and the end credits would roll in about three seconds after Superman punches it in the face and knocks it’s head to outer space then flies back and forth playing catch with it by himself. Basically, Superman is way too powerful to be interesting for two hours. All he can do is rescue kittens from trees and lay down on a railroad track so a train won’t crash. Trying to make a Superman movie interesting is like trying to make a COED kickball game competitive when Bruce Banner is one of the captains.

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