Coldplay Will Open For Beyonce At The Super Bowl Now
Coldplay Will Open For Beyonce At The Super Bowl Now


The NFL took back $30M from people trying to research concussions, but they’ll also take four game checks from a player who smokes weed, so it’s understandable why they thought Coldplay performing at Super Bowl 50’s halftime show would be a great idea. Ambien isn’t on the NFL’s list of prohibited substances. They also tend to have no grip on reality. But I guess somebody told them they should probably have their audience awake for the 2nd half,  so they invited Beyonce to “join” Coldplay on stage. lol at “join”. 

Pepsi confirms to Entertainment Tonight that Queen Bey herself, Beyonce, will join the band on-stage during their performance at the Pepsi Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show on Feb. 7. Presumably, the group will deliver a live rendition of “Hymn for the Weekend,” which is featured on their seventh studio album, A Head Full of Dreams, and features vocals from Bey.

I guess Coldplay is cool if a character in a movie is waking up from a coma or somebody is looking for something for a documentaries about birds, but unless most of the Super Bowl audience didn’t hit their quarters bets and are asphyxiating themselves with an empty Doritos Cool Ranch bag, let’s just run with Beyonce for the whole thing. 


In related news, Beyonce was on Lip Sync Battle last night with Channing Tatum. Channing Tatum’s wife also did something. Kids today tell me that this is something called a “viral video”.



These are pictures of Channing Tatum’s wife:


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