Warner Bros. Wants Mel Gibson To Direct ‘Suicide Squad 2’
Warner Bros. Wants Mel Gibson To Direct ‘Suicide Squad 2’

 

So remember how much Suicide Squad sucked ass? Because it sucked horrific ass. Now Mel Gibson is reportedly in talks to direct the sequel nobody asked for except the executives who realize they shove shit down our throats and we’ll gladly pay them for it then boycott Rotten Tomatoes if they don’t like the taste.

Warner Bros. is courting the actor-director to helm Suicide Squad 2 and the sides are early in talks, The Hollywood Reporter has learned. No official offer has been made nor has any commitment. Sources say that Gibson is familiarizing himself with the material. But the studio is not being passive and is also looking at other directors, Daniel Espinosa among them.

Mel Gibson is a horrible person and a great director, so it’ll be interesting to see his TRUE DIRECTOR’S CUT in 10 years after Warner Bros. take his original edit and send it to a movie trailer company so they can send it to theaters then claim Marvel bias when they get bad reviews. That said, given today’s political climate, I do hope they cut the part where the Suicide Squad kills a lot of Jews.

 

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David Ayers Says The Joker Should Have Been The Main Villain In ‘Suicide Squad’
David Ayers Says The Joker Should Have Been The Main Villain In ‘Suicide Squad’

 

In a response to a tweet from a dude who called Suicide Squad his masterpiece (LOL), David Ayer had lots of thoughts. Specifically, something that would have made Suicide Squad worse: make the Joker the main villain. No, dude.

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The ‘Suicide Squad’ Honest Trailer Is Here
The ‘Suicide Squad’ Honest Trailer Is Here

 

DC nerds will continue to tell you Suicide Squad was great and point you to the box office numbers when they’re argument falls apart, but you know what else makes a lot of money? McDonald’s. McDonald’s is shit and Suicide Squad is shit. Search your feelings. You know this to be true. DC couldn’t make a decent movie if they changed their name to Marvel. So finally, it has an Honest Trailer that pretty much lays out in great detail why you should under no circumstance see this movie, and if you do, have your mind wiped.

 

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Here’s A New Harley Quinn/Joker Clip From The ‘Suicide Squad’ Extended Edition
Here’s A New Harley Quinn/Joker Clip From The ‘Suicide Squad’ Extended Edition

 

Suicide Squad dropped on iTunes today, and if you pay $19.99, you can suffer through even more of it. Because that $19.99 buys you the “Extended Edition” (there’s only 2 extra minutes of Joker footage btw). Here’s 41 secs of it. Apparently when Harley Quinn was a psychiatrist she was also did motorcycle stunts on the weekend. Christ, this movie is awful.

 

 

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Warner Bros. Completely Fucked Up ‘Suicide Squad’ Because They Got Scared
Warner Bros. Completely Fucked Up ‘Suicide Squad’ Because They Got Scared


You’ve probably read or heard about the Suicide Squad reviews by now, so if you want to send a thank you note or a bloody horse head to someone, you can send it to Warner Bros.

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Every ‘Suicide Squad’ Review: Shit Sucks
Every ‘Suicide Squad’ Review: Shit Sucks


Goddammit. Suicide Squad has a 33% on Rotten Tomatoes. There’s people trying to shut them down, which is weird since I wouldn’t think they’d have enough spare time to do that while posting all the Jill Stein memes. Anyway, I’m in the first stage of grief. In their review entitled, “Suicide Squad Is A Chaotic, Manic, and Total Mess“, Gizmodo gave a take:

Unfortunately, once the assembled team begins their mission, that’s where Suicide Squad starts to go off the rails. The goal of the Squad’s mission is incredibly ambiguous, gets even murkier as the narrative unfolds, and then falls apart once all is revealed at the end. Plus, the at least partially cohesive tone of the first act of the film segues into a second act that’s radically different in tone, and more of a war movie than anything else. Characters spend a good 20-30 minutes walking around just getting into gun fights. If Suicide Squad were merely an action movie, this would be exciting, but these characters are villains, some of whom have superpowers. Merely seeing them shoot guns at things isn’t that exciting. In a way, the film mirrors the actual Squad itself—a bunch of interesting parts that would often work better alone than together.

And that’s one of the more positive reviews. Not sure if he’s in denial or if Warner Bros. made him say it, but director David Ayer shot off this tweet.



Now, I’ve seen Harsh Times. I’ve seen Training Day. I’ve seen End of Watch. I’ve seen Street Kings. I’ve seen Fury. I can say pretty confidently that David Ayer didn’t forget how to make a good movie overnight. I can also now say pretty confidently that Warner Bros. and DC couldn’t make a decent movie if they’re fucking lives depended on it. They give Zack Snyder free reign on Man of Steel.  The only good thing you can say about that movie is that at least it wasn’t as bad as Superman III. They gave him free reign again on Batman v Superman. It’s a piece of shit. Sorry. I know you really wanted to be great and you told people it would be great and now you have to keep saying its great, but it’s not great. It’s shit. And don’t even bring up the Ultimate Edition, because yeah, the extra 30 minutes made three things kinda sorta make sense, but its still garbage. Say what you want in the comments, I won’t read it. Accept it and move on with your life. So, as his reward, they gave Zack Snyder free reign over Justice League. Then we saw the “trailer“. That dumb ass, course correction trailer where Bruce Wayne has finally started taking Paxil and a man who talks to fish drinks liquor in slo mo. Just go away. Send Zack Snyder to do BMW commercials where he can make shit look “cool” without needing any talent to tell a story then go away. But not before you explain how you get an actual filmmaker for Suicide Squad, then you panicked and couldn’t wait to step all over his dick so he wouldn’t make a movie like Zack Snyder that he ended up making one. Delete your company.

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‘Suicide Squad’ Had Its Premiere Last Night
‘Suicide Squad’ Had Its Premiere Last Night


Suicide Squad had it’s premiere at the Beacon Theater last night in NYC, and I’m not going to lie to you, I’m legit ready for this shit. I’m here for it. Not only does it have the ridiculously hot Margot Robbie, but DC built a wall around the whole production to keep Zack Snyder out. No word on if he paid for it. I have hope that this movie will cleanse the DCU of the Snyder virus that was Man of Steel and Batman v Superman with a fire so hot Snyder has to run in slow motion. If I was in charge of this kinda stuff, Zack Snyder’s hell would be having to read a book about directing. 


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The ‘Suicide Squad’ Press Tour & Links
The ‘Suicide Squad’ Press Tour & Links


Yeah, so Jennifer Garner might be pregnant   [  The Superficial   ]

Ireland Baldwin topless in Treats   (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie   

Ariel Winter got into a car accident  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip  ] 

The next Kate Upton?  [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Kate Hudson hit up Greece in a bikini  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

So Nina Dobrev is really doing this movie, huh?  [  Moe Jackson   ] 

Taylor Swift will have somebody killed over this   [  Dlisted  ]

Hilary Duff with the mom jeans  [  Popoholic   ]

More Suicide Squad news [ IDLYITW ]


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Here’s The New ‘Suicide Squad’ Poster
Here’s The New ‘Suicide Squad’ Poster


Not sure which Tumblr blog Warner Bros. had to buy out for the new Suicide Squad poster, but here it is. The Native American guy and the Mexican guy are smaller than the Crocodile guy and the white lady witch, so I’ll update this post once the 500-word Slate article comes out. 


See the full poster and some other stuff below:

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The ‘Suicide Squad’ Sequel Will Be Rated-R
The ‘Suicide Squad’ Sequel Will Be Rated-R


DC fans are saying that their movies are “too dark” for critics to understand, but really how “dark” can you get in a PG-13 movie about grown men in capes? That’s why everybody generally likes Marvel shit, because if you watching grown men in capes you might as well laugh at jokes and witty banter instead of them. I mean, if you’re gonna be “dark” then go dark. Stop whining. That being said, Suicide Squad director David Ayer talked to MTV News and said the sequel will be rated-R if he had his way. 

“For an R movie, you have to decide to do it right out the gate, and that was never the case here,” Ayer told MTV News at CinemaCon’s Warner Bros’ presentation on April 13. “We were always going to hit the PG-13 rating. But the film is meant to be that. It’s got edge, and it’s got attitude. And it’s got its own voice… There’s a lot in the film that’s going to surprise people.” Though Suicide Squad undoubtedly skirts the edge off its PG-13 rating, that won’t stop Ayer from fighting for a much naughtier sequel. When asked if he would consider an R-rated follow-up, the director said, “It would be worth lobbying for.”

That’s cool, I guess. Maybe they’ll kill Zack Snyder in it. 


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