‘Stranger Things 2’ Is Here, People
‘Stranger Things 2’ Is Here, People

 

Awww yeah. Is everybody ready for some 80s movie nostalgia? I sure am. Winona Ryder at the Stranger Things 2  premiere last night is giving my penis nostalgia. The chick who plays Nancy could also get it. Consensually, of course. If she was into it. Also, these kids are super adorable. It’s a shame at least one of them will have to release a statement about sexual assault allegations in like 20 years. Probably the one with the messed up teeth. Oh, and Eleven looks like a corporate lawyer. Not sure where I’m going with this, so I’ll stop now because I gotta go binge watch the fuck outta this. I’m kinda concerned, because if they really want to be 80s, the sequel has to suck pretty bad.

 

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‘Stranger Things 2’ Has A Poster
‘Stranger Things 2’ Has A Poster

 

Stranger Things is more 80s movie nostalgia than 80’s nostalgia, and now it’s blatantly shown in the new poster. But goddamn if it isn’t fantastic. Stranger Things 2 drops on October 27, and I plan to kill it all in one day. Also, DC and everybody else (but especially DC) needs to hire whoever made this trailer to do all their trailers. At least DC could release something that’s good.

 

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