Links That Won’t Gross You Out Like Sting And Paul McCartney Almost Kissing

I don’t know what circumstances this occurred under, and I don’t care to know [BWE]

Are LiLo and SamRo going to give it another go? [FatBackMedia]

Taylor Swift took some photos with fans outside her London hotel. If I had been there, I would have gone for an ass grab. Yeah, you ruin it for everyone else when she slaps you and runs inside, but you’d have touched hallowed ground. [LaineyGossip]

Chyler Leigh from Grey’s Anatomy farted a smaller human out of her vagina. [ImNotObsessed]

Paula Abdul says we’re all mean and she’s never been addicted to anything ever. [ICYDK]

Hilary Duff is smokin’ hot from the neck down. Though it’s her smokey eyes that contribute to the neck up losing points. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

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Sting Loves Whores

I’m sure The Police reunion tour that’s going through Germany right now has to be tiring. Especially when you don’t leave the whore house until 2 in the morning. The Daily Mail says:

Straight after performing at the HSVArena in Hamburg, the 55-year- old singer jumped into a silver SUV flanked by two bodyguards and headed into town. As it turned out he clearly had relaxation on his mind. The Relax bordello prides itself on being one of the city’s most luxurious. Advertising itself more innocently as a strip club, promotional literature describes how it is “frequented by more than 40 top models every night”. What is not advertised so freely is that most of the models rent themselves out by the hour. They usually accompany clients to the swimming pool, whirlpool bath and sauna inside. Brothels are legal in Germany and Relax is well known…The report speculated whether Sting delighted the ladies with a rendition of Roxanne – a Police hit song about a prostitute. Inside Relax, guests are encouraged to spend, spend, spend.”

Encouraged to spend money at a bordello? Dude, I’m in a whore house, spending is why I’m here. You don’t need to encourage me. What, do you have a rose man walking around? Is the bartender gonna ask me how many balloons I think I can pop with that dart? All I have to do is land a penny on a plate and I win that stuffed unicorn? Really? Oooh, oooh, me next! Me next!

Sting leaving the brothel:

Some of the brothel’s “top models”:

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Sting Has to Pay

Sting and his wife, Trudie Styler, have been ordered to pay $51,000 to their former chef who claims she was fired after the couple learned she was pregnant. Jane Martin, 41, claims she was unlawfully dismissed and is a victim of sexual discrimination.

At a hearing earlier this year, Martin said she had worked for the 55-year-old pop star and his wife for eight years, cooking meals for them and guests including Madonna and Elton John. She said Styler grew unhappy with her after she became pregnant in 2005, making her work long hours and growing angry when she took time off work because of illness. Martin, who accused Styler of having a “grandiose ego,” left her job under disputed circumstances in April 2006.”

What kind of a world do we live in when you can’t fire a woman when she gets pregnant? I saw something on the news one time about some radical nonsense called “women’s rights,” but I’m not buying it. That’s just something cooked up by the liberal media, like global warming and aliens.


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