I’m putting 1999 Jessica Biel as the picture for this post, because she’s kinda topical, and because I really don’t want to look at Stephen Collins right now, and because I’m afraid I actually know I wouldn’t be able to keep my face off her ass. But that’s cool, because she’s not related to me and she’s also not a newborn. BREAKING: Stephen Collins is a sick fuck.
Stephen Collins told his wife just before she gave birth to their daughter … he was happy it wasn’t a boy because he wasn’t sure he could resist having oral sex with him … this according to the wife, but we’re told Collins says it’s a flat out lie. Faye Grant sent an email to Collins last year — after he disclosed he had molested and/or exposed himself to 3 young girls. In the email, she wrote: “The comment you made just before I gave birth to our daughter when you said you hoped we didn’t have a little boy, because ‘you just didn’t know if you could keep his little penis out of your mouth’ was indication enough that you were sick …” Grant goes on to regretfully say, “I should have followed my gut then, and then again 14 years ago, and kicked your ass to the curb.”
Like if your husband tells you “hey, don’t have a little boy, cuz I really like little boy penises in mah mouf”, the first thing you should do is follow your gut. That is if your gut tells you to cut your husband’s head off with an axe then set it on fire to make sure his mouth or brain never operate again under any circumstances. We can’t run the risk of a pedophile zombie. I really want to end this post on a high note, so hey! Look! Jessica Biel’s ass.