Dove Cameron Also Attended The ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Premiere
Dove Cameron Also Attended The ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Premiere

 

Dove Cameron has nothing to do with Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and that’s fine. I wonder who invited her. That doesn’t really matter, because she’s wearing this dress and sticking her ass out even though she looks like a baby doll that’s supposed to be a sex doll and that’s a little weird. Very confusing. Roy Moore was dig it until he finds out she’s 21. “She can legally drink? Ewww,” he might say.

 

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‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Had A World Premiere Saturday Night
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Had A World Premiere Saturday Night

 

It snowed in Atlanta on Friday. And when I say “it snowed”, I mean it pretty much snowed all day Friday and all night. We aren’t prepared for that in the South. I say that because John Boyega was trapped here on Friday, but he eventually made it to the premiere of Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Here’s pictures from that premiere. The Last Jedi early reviews are calling this the best Star Wars movie since Empire Strikes Back, but they also said that about The Force Awakens (it wasn’t) and Rogue One (it really wasn’t), and they only people the studio invites to these early screenings are Star Wars dorks and people paid to say it was great, so when you watch the movie you can judge for yourself. It might be the greatest Star Wars movie ever, but we really won’t know until Disney makes the 6,378 other Star wars movies they have planned or until people realize the Star Wars franchise is just a cash cow for a consolidated monopoly. Either or.

 

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‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Has A New Trailer
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Has A New Trailer

 

In order to beg forgiveness for making you watch that weak ass Justice League trailer, here’s the new trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi. GOOD GOD, MAN.

 

 

Let’s hope this is better than Rogue One. Disney didn’t spend $4B to make good Star Wars movies, they spent $4B to make a Star Wars movies every year until the sun burns out and to sell toys and restaurant tie-ins.

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Mark Hamill Is Old Man Skywalker Now
Mark Hamill Is Old Man Skywalker Now

 

Mark Hamill shared a new picture of Star Wars: The Last Jedi‘s Luke Skywalker from a Hungarian magazine of all places, and oh man, it’s super dark! Everything you once loved has to be super dark and edgy now. Superman, Luke Skywalker, Twitter. Everything. Everything has to be dark and miserable. His lightsaber probably shoots out a Nietzsche ebook.

 

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This Is The ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Trailer
This Is The ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Trailer

 

Guys. The teaser trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi just dropped. Full disclosure: My erection came out with the lightsaber sound.

 

 

 

Day 1 of Star Wars Celebration Day in Orlando yesterday:

 

Also, watch this and ugly cry if you’re into that:

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JJ Abrams Says Mark Hamill Is Gonna Win An Oscar For ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’
JJ Abrams Says Mark Hamill Is Gonna Win An Oscar For ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’

 

Guys, apparently Mark Hamill’s performance in Star Wars: The Last Jedi is so good JJ Abrams thinks he should win an Oscar.

“Star Wars” filmmaker J.J. Abrams doesn’t know who’s going to win the Academy Award for best actor on Sunday, but he predicts Mark Hamill will be in the running next year after “The Last Jedi” hits theaters. “I think we are all going to be very upset if he does not win an Oscar, and no one more upset than Mark,” he told us at the Oscar Wilde Awards in L.A., which supports the U.S. Ireland Alliance.

It’s unclear if Abrams is trolling Hamill with an ego lens flare or not, but I think the world would be a better place for a while if the dude who played Luke Skywalker takes home an Academy Award. Before we argue about this, please note that Gwyneth Paltrow and Three 6 Mafia have one. And that one dude who made a black and white, silent movie a few years ago. What the fuck was that about. Get outta here.

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