So the new Captain America: Civil War trailer dropped today. Spider-Man is at the end there. Or the CGI that’s supposed to be Spider Man. Either or. There he is. Neat or whatever. These movies are dumb.
The leaked licensing agreement between Sony Pictures and Marvel lists a bunch of “mandatory” traits for Peter Parker and his alter ego, Spider-Man. Among those, Peter Parker must be white and not like catching dicks. I mean, obviously. The last thing we need is a sassy dude in a full body leotard who flicks his wrists a lot to turn our kids gay. Also, Captain America’s suit has a Puerto Rican flag on it. Might want to check into that.
The new Spider-Man reboot starring The Social Network‘s Andrew Garfield was filming in LA yesterday, and I hate to jump to conclusions based on one set of pictures, but I don’t think I remember Spider-Man capturing criminals with the power of the Kama Sutra.