Good Morning, 1997




I have no idea what The Peep Show at the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino in Vegas is, but apparently if you like half-naked 30-something moms who were famous twelve years ago, then it’s magical world of lust and wonder awaits you. Specifically, Mel B of the Spice Girls and 1997 Playboy Playmate Kelly Monaco (5’3″, 34D – yes, please) await you, but who am I to judge? Go live your dream, sir. Go live your dream.

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Spice Girls Have a New Song



Crossing their fingers while they wait to hear the results of the Worst Song Title in History contest, the Spice Girls released their comeback single, “Headlines (Friendship Never Ends),” today. Don’t bother. It’s exactly what you’d think five chicks trying to cash in sounds like. Instead of music, they should have sang over a cash register or a slot machine. I tried listening to it, but then I realized what I was doing and shot myself in the knee.

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