I Missed Sophie Turner At The Emmys

Like the headline says, I missed the pics of Sophie Turner at the Emmys yesterday. I put up an Anthony Michael Hall story instead of Sansa Stark in a thong. What to go, Todd. Dumbass. So let’s go ahead and right this wrong, so we can concentrate on what today brings. I feel so much better than we’ve had a chance to have this talk. We don’t talk anymore. 

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Sophie Turner Did The Venice Film Festival
Sophie Turner Did The Venice Film Festival


I still don’t know where this Sophie Turner is right now. It haunts me. I’m about to have different color string tacked to my wall that has maps and TMZ articles on it. I must know. Until then, this Sophie Turner attended the 73rd Venice Film Festival because she might have a movie there. Maybe I should look that up. Or maybe you should, did you ever think about that? I’ve fulfilled my obligation here. 


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Sansa Stark-Bolton Went To The BBC

Game of Thrones is basically a soap opera with dragons and legitimate rape, and I’m totally fine with that. It’s great wholesome fun with the patricide and babies getting eaten alive by dogs and naked women and whatnot. Daredevil is also in this season. So is Frankenstein. And Bastard Jesus. All that said, Sophie Turner is hot as hell. She also might be a drug addict. That means she won’t get fat, so good for her. 

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Sophie Turner Did Nylon & Links
Sophie Turner Did Nylon & Links


Lara Stone topless on a photoshoot  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Obama got jokes   [  Dlisted   ]

John Stamos has a sex move for Margot Robbie  [  The Superficial   ]

Bella Hadid looks pretty cold  (NSFW)   [  The Nip Slip  ]

Kendall Jenner will flash you on Snapchat  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Brooke Evers is very fit  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Megan Fox hits the beach  [  Popoholic  ]

Hailey Baldwin does cupping therapy  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Prince‘s music vault is getting drilled open  [  Cele|bitchy  ]

Steph Curry sells heroin  [  The Blemish  ]

More Sophie Turner in Nylon

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GoT’s Sophie Turner Might Be A Huge Drug Addict Maybe

I probably would have ignored this story four months ago, because the promos of Game of Thrones made me feel like I’d have to keep up with way too many white people’s names and hear about them make plans to keep other white people from taking all the power that was left to them in a will. Also dragons. But my girlfriend made me binge watch all the seasons, and I was excited to learn the show has a black person who is pretty famous for stealing in that made up world where mostly white people exist. I also learned that Sansa Stark is pretty annoying and boring. However,  Sophie Turner (not to be confused with this Sophie Turner), who *spoiler* plays Sansa Stark, isn’t boring in real life.  (via ONTD)

I know I’m posting a lot of blinds about this huge show lately, but I have a couple of reliable sources that keep delivering gold. This B-list actress on the show visits a university in the UK often. She keeps it fairly secret. It’s just a shame that she doesn’t keep her partying and drug-taking a secret. This actress will show up at a uni party, take tons of drugs (in secluded areas) and flirt with everyone in the room before returning to her own home. Her family know she has a dependency on drugs, but she’s technically an adult and they have no control over her, A little hint: check out any non-professional pictures of this actress (red carpet, candid etc.) and you’ll see that she’s on something. It’s probably hard to notice unless you’re looking for it. Her family is looking for it and they have noticed it.

The leading guesses on this seem to be Maisie Williams (Arya Stark) and Sophie, with Sophie voted most likely to flirt for drugs then leave after she takes said drugs. To be fair, if I was married to Ramsey Snow, I’d probably take all the drugs that were given to me tbh. I’d actually probably take more, because if I was married to Ramsey Snow, chances are I wouldn’t have a penis anymore so life would hold no meaning or purpose except for a revenge story arch that would carry the show for two more seasons while George RR Martin finishes the other before books before his old fatass drops dead. And George, you’re rich, take off that fucking hat. You look like you’re trying to sell me pie.

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Sophie Turner And Her Butt Say Good Morning, Links
Sophie Turner And Her Butt Say Good Morning, Links

 

Christina Hendricks keeps it demure [Dlisted]

Mary-Kate Olsen's engagement ring is bigger than her [Fishwrapper]

iCarly's Jennette McCurdy had some photos leaked [Taxi Driver Movie]

Candice Swanepoel's ass will make everything better [The Superficial]

Hey, Courtney Stodden wore a dress with her rack out [Hollywood Tuna]

Hilary Duff wore this [Popoholic]

Sarah Ray. Yes please. [Drunken Stepfather]

Ellen Degeneres doesn't own the rights to the Oscar selfie [TMZ]

Charlize Theron and Sean Penn dry humped at Madonna's Oscar party [Celebitchy]

Rihanna is very fashionable [Moe Jackson]

2014's HOTTEST SINGLE [Film Drunk]

More Oscar pics (only the attractive people) [Celebslam]

Paula Patton says Robin Thicke is a little bitch [The Blemish]

 

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Sophie Turner Says Good Morning, Links
Sophie Turner Says Good Morning, Links

 

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Brandi Glanville says she might have to pay child support [Dlisted]

Courtney Stodden changed her entire look [Fishwrapper]

Sophie Anderton is braless [Taxi Driver Movie]

Alec Baldwin's wife is very limber [The Superficial]

Brittney Palmer is the Picasso of boobs [Hollywood Tuna]

Anastasia Ashley in a bikini on a hotel balcony  [Drunken Stepfather]

Jessie J wore these boots [Moe Jackson]

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Sophie Turner Says Good Morning, Links
Sophie Turner Says Good Morning, Links

 

Sean Penn moved in Charlize Theron and wants to marry her and adopt her kid [Dlisted]

Brandi Glanville has HPV [Fishwrapper]

Vicky Pattinson is see through (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie] Justin Bieber took Selena Gomez's virginity [The Superficial]

Abigail Clancy love [Hollywood Tuna]

More pics of Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow [Popoholic]

Samantha Hoppes is the new Kate Upton [Drunken Stepfather]

Here's the stripper who was nursing Justin Bieber [TMZ]

Olivia Munn is dating Robocop [Lainey Gossip]

George Clooney is kinda racist [Celebitchy]

More Kelly Brook in a bikini [Moe Jackson]

The best of Will Ferrell's Reedit AMA [Film Drunk]

Mila Kunis has looked better [Celebslam]

Philip Seymour Hoffman's dealers got arrested [The Blemish]

 

pic source = Instagram

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Sophie Turner Says Good Afternoon, Links
Sophie Turner Says Good Afternoon, Links

 

So Michael B. Jordan's girlfriend is hot [Dlisted]

Ed Sheeran doesn't like twerking [Fishwrapper]

Selena Gomez doesn't need a bra (NSFW)  [Taxi Driver Movie]

The Street Life of Zach and Cody [The Superficial]

Jessie J wore this [Hollywood Tuna]

Jennifer Lawrence is naked and Photoshopped [Popoholic]

So long, Oregon [Drunken Stepfather]

Jermaine Dupri says Bieber was "profiled" [TMZ]

 

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A Moment With Sophie Turner
A Moment With Sophie Turner

 

I'll get back to all this Justin Bieber bullshit in a minute, but Sophie Turner just posted this on Instagram and my penis was all like, "hol' up, scroll back up". So I did. And goddamn. Somebody needs to give her a call, because I think she's figured out how to do squats in her sleep. My only regret right now is that I don't have two tongues. Wait, does socialized medicine cover that? Because that would be cool.

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