Sophie Monk went shopping on Oxford Street in Sydney yesterday, and look Sophie, I appreciate the short skirt and the big tits, but it might not be a good idea to wear something that is gonna draw attention to your face. Specifically, a ridiculously oversized hat. I can’t even look at the banner picture for that long because you’re looking me directly in the eye. How dare you try to thwart my quest for the Golden Fleece?! Be gone!! The throne of Iolcos shall be mine!!
Note: Our kick ass sister horror site, Shock Till You Drop, has the trailer for her new lesbian demon movie. Oh, and Ryan, don’t you owe me something? *cough* Megan Fox *cough*