Kate Upton And Snoop Did A Commercial About Hot Pockets

 

Proving once again that she's the Nicolas Cage of pointing at random commercial offers and saying, "I'll do it!", Kate Upton is in a commercial with Snoop (who has now become a caricature of himself)  for Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets. I can't stress this enough. She's in a commercial for Hot Pockets. Snoop is doing commercials for Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets. I need to go lie down.

 

Hey, remember when Snoop would have pursed snatched Kate Upton and stole her Hot Pocket instead? I'd like to remember that time.

 

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Here’s The Snoop Lion And Miley Cyrus Video

 

Sometimes when you smoke too much weed, you think you're creating something that's great but it's really not. I can only assume that's what happened in when Snoop Lion and Miley Cyrus decided to record "Ashtrays & Heartbreaks". If Snoop Dogg saw this, he'd shoot Snoop Lion in the face then rob him while calling him a "mark ass busta" or something to that effect.

 

Back in my day kids Snoop Dogg didn't have an identity crisis and record tracks with a one hit wonder's kid:

 

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Snoop Lion Accidentally Confirmed That Miley Cyrus Is Single

Depending on what you read, Miley Cyrus is either happily engaged to Liam Hemsworth and they have decided to postpone the weddng, or they are completely done and Miley is still wearing her engagement ring while Liam bangs randoms. But since Snoop Lion is high all the time, he is able to understand truths that most of us can't because he and Miley just recorded a track together. Daily Mail reports:

But Miley's decision to once again wear her ring is sure to confirm fans, following Snoop Lion's revelation that the singer and her Hunger Games actor beau had ended their romance. He said in an interview:  'I can’t speak for her, ya know what I’m saying, but I know that she has a relationship that no longer exists.'I know she’s probably in a transformation change with her life, her music and her career.'

Man, I'm glad that's been settled. I can't tell you how many nights I've stayed up wondering if two, rich, attractive white people were happy and in love. Hopefully they'll be able to find happiness because the whole world is rooting for them. I mean, just the outpouring of love and prayers for these from the people in Boston alone should let us all know that we should never give up on love.

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