Sinead O’Connor Is Missing & Suicidal
Sinead O’Connor Is Missing & Suicidal


“I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.”

Sinead O’Connor has gone missing, and police have reason to believe she’s at risk of suicide. The singer went out on a bicycle ride Sunday around 1 PM in the Chicago suburb of Wilmette, and has not been seen since. Someone called cops to report she hadn’t returned from the bike ride … and officers are now searching for her. According to an alert sent out by cops … O’Connor is being classified as “missing suicidal.” She was last seen on a Raleigh motorized bicycle with a pink basket. She’s not exactly in typical cycling gear — black parka, black leather pants and a sweatshirt with “Ireland” on the back.

Sinead O’Connor gets more medical treatment than a Wounded Warrior, and last time we heard from her, she accused Arsenio Hall of being Prince’s drug dealer and drugging her one time at a party. So if I was Arsenio Hall, I’d probably delete my Internet history. She’s also in Chicago, so there’s a good chance she’ll be a Facebook response to a post about gun violence.

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Sinead O’Connor Said Arsenio Hall Supplied Prince With Drugs, Drugged Her Once
Sinead O’Connor Said Arsenio Hall Supplied Prince With Drugs, Drugged Her Once



I’m sure you know this already, but Prince (still my fav post of 2016) wrote Sinead O’Connor‘s only hit, “Nothing Comapres 2 U”. If you didn’t know this, you can thank me if this ever comes up on Jeopardy! or whatever. But I don’t think I need to tell you that since then, she’s been pretty much batshit insane. Batshit insane people like making Facebook posts like this.

Two words for the DEA investigating where prince got his drugs over the decades…. Arsenio Hall (AKA Prince’s and Eddie Murphy’s bitch) Anyone imagining prince was not a long time hard drug user is living in cloud cuckoo land. Arsenio I’ve reported you to the Carver County Sherriff’s office. Expect their call. They are aware you spiked me years ago at Eddie murphy’s house. You best get tidying your man cave.

Ok. Well, that’s a lot of information to process. I guess if you see Arsenio Hall ask him his prices. Never hurts to ask.


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Sinead O’Connor Is Still Writing Open Letters To Miley Cyrus
Sinead O’Connor Is Still Writing Open Letters To Miley Cyrus

 

The two things we've learned this past week is that 1.) Miley Cyrus is an idiot and 2.) Sinead O'Connor has become the Zodiac Killer of writing letters to Miley Cyrus. So here's the new one. I tried to read it all but started hearing voices and I got paranoid that my DVR was telling lies about me.

 

Check the letter after the jump

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Miley Cyrus Is A Huge Bitch
Miley Cyrus Is A Huge Bitch

 

As you might have read yesterday, Sinead O'Connor wrote an open letter to Miley Cyrus after Cyrus stated in an interview that her new look and the concept of her video for "Wrecking Ball" were both inspired by O'Connor's iconic video for "Nothing Compares 2 U". So if you're a jaded nihilist or a tween Miley fan deluded my your hero worship, you can probably make the case that O'Connor's letter was self-serving and strictly done for attention without a hint of irony as you like a pic of Miley on Instagram sticking out her tongue. But if you actually read the letter, O'Connor's letter was thoughtful, supportive, encouraging, and tried to explain that rubbing your ass on married men and getting naked, you know, might not be female empowerment.  How did Miley respond? Like an entitled cunt, of course.

 

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Sinead O’Connor’s Marriage Lasted 18 Days

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“That’s the problem with the world today. They don’t appreciate the sanctity of marriage.” – Kim Kardashian

After literally trolling for a husband on the Internet with the promise of unlimited anal sex, Sinead O’Connor married Barry Herridge on December 18th in Las Vegas on her 45th birthday. Apparently he wasn’t fulfilling her anal needs. ET Online reports:

“Within 3 hours of the ceremony being over the marriage was kyboshed by the behaviour of certain people in my husband’s life,” she wrote. And also by a bit of a wild ride i took us on looking for a bit of a smoke of weed for me wedding night as I don’t drink. My husband was enormously wounded and very badly effected by that experience and also by the attitude of those close to him toward our marriage. It became apparent to me that if he were to stay with me he would be losing too much to bear.” She also stressed that she still loved him, and didn’t want to “trap” him. “I’m sorry I’m not a more regular woman. I truly believe though it is painful to admit, we made a mistake rushing into getting married, for altruistic reasons, and weren’t aware or prepared for the consequences on my husband’s life and the lives of those close to him. He has been terribly unhappy and I have therefore ended the marriage. I think he is too nice to do so. And too nice to trap,” she wrote.

So basically, her husband’s family called him up and made him realize he just married a bald, bi-polar, unattractive, 45-year old mother of three who really, really enjoys cocks in her ass. Then they drop kicked him and stuffed him in a sleeping bag and set him on fire. While the townspeople beat him with ax handles. Then the whole family changed their last name. I know, I thought it was a little extreme myself, but I guess it’s better than the alternative of, “Hey, isn’t your so married to Sinead O’Connor?”

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Sinead O’Connor Is An Idiot

Sinead O’Connor posted a suicidal tweet. Apparently she still has fans, because they freaked out and called the cops. E! Online reports:

This is one of those rare situations in which we wish that a celeb’s Twitter account had been hacked. But no, Sinéad O’Connor was the one tweeting increasingly disturbing thoughts Wednesday night, capping a seemingly suicidal rant off with, “Anyway.. If any1 knows how I can kill myself…Without my kids finding out I did it deliberately pls tell me asa f–kin p.” “Had to go psychiatrist for routine renew prescription etc. She says I’m a bad mum and mental for talking so openly about sex in public,” the Grammy winner typed Wednesday. “So now I wish suicide wud kill me.” “All this s–t we’re not supposed to say. Including suicidal feelings, sex, etc. U just get treated like a crazy person. I want to go…To heaven SO bad. Have for yrs…But I don’t wanna abandon my kids. But if I cud die without them knowing I did it myself I wud. An I know every1 will say I’m a c–t for saying that.. But f–k all this s–t we’re ‘not supposed to say’. I’m so tired. 24 yrs…Of being treated like a crazy person. Can’t manage any more. Badly wish cud die without it ruining my kids lives.”

I don’t know, but if someone tweets publicly about wanting to off herself to stay relevant, maybe she really is a “crazy person,” and maybe her kids are better off without her melodramatic bullshit and guilt trips. And if she wants to know a way to kill herself without them finding out, I’m sure she can find any number of people forced to listen to “Nothing Compares 2 U” who’d be more than willing to help.

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