Shia LaBeouf Got Beat

A drunk Shia LaBeouf got into a fist fight when another guy at a bar called him a mean name. Radar Online says:

Shia LeBeouf got into a bar brawl early Saturday morning after another patron called him a “f**king fagot,” RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

The incident occurred at 1 am at Mad Bull’s Tavern in L.A.’s Sherman Oaks district, and ended with the Transformers star in handcuffs.

Shia is a regular at Mad Bull’s and eyewitness Mikey Dee tells RadarOnline.com that LeBeouf was in the popular bar with about 14 of his friends.

Shia and his entourage had been at the tavern for several hours when he began having words with another patron on the outdoors patio, Dee says.

“The guy was laughing at Shia and called Shia ‘a f**king fagot’. Shia shot back that he was going to ‘kick is f**king ass’.

“Shia then lunged but the other guy got the first punch in. He hit Shia hard in the face and split his lip.”I saw him get hit, everyone did,” Dee says. “It caught him in the mouth. He punched him good.”

Just at that moment, a police officer was driving past and looking directly into the bar, Dee says. The patrolmen called for back up and “suddenly nine cop cars were there.

“They handcuffed both of them and asked Shia if he wanted to press charges. He said no.Then they asked the other guy and he said no too, so they let them go and they went on their separate ways.”

Shia LaBeouf doesn’t want to press charges because then the whole world will have more evidence that he’s a drunk bitch if he does. It’s the same reason I don’t press charges every time I wake up in a strange bed next to a Mariachi band and an empty bottle of Stoli: it’s expected, it’s my own fault, and we all know it’s going to happen again in a week.

I could’ve posted pictures of Shia here, but he looks like he belongs in a junior varsity Jewish basketball league, so here’s his new Transformers costar Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. I hope you’re not too upset.

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Shia LeBeouf Has A Good Fighting Style



When you’re a celebrity and you’re just chillin on the sidewalk drinking coffee, it’s very rare that paparazzi will come up and take your picture. So imagine Shia LeBeouf‘s surprise when a photographer did! Shia didn’t take this invasion of privacy lying down, oh no. He threw his cup of coffee on the guy, but you won’t believe what he did next! I bet photographers around the world will stop and think before they try any funny business with this guy again!

Hey, how did Megan Fox get in here?! Oh, that Megan! You never know where she might show up!

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Something For The Ladies



Big Hollywood movie star Shia LaBeouf went jogging near his house yesterday, and you probably can’t tell in these pictures, but he has his shirt off. So if you look closely, you can sorta make out a chest. Enjoy, ladies!

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Something For The Ladies



Big Hollywood movie star Shia LaBeouf went jogging near his house yesterday, and you probably can’t tell in these pictures, but he has his shirt off. So if you look closely, you can sorta make out a chest. Enjoy, ladies!

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Transformers Super Bowl Spot


Say what you will about Michael Bay and his penchant for blowing up things, cities and alien fighting robots, but Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen has a super bowl spot that is brief, flashy, but sorely lacking a lot of Megan Fox. So, I’ll supplement…

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Shia LaBeouf Might Need to Talk to Someone



I have no idea why Shia LaBeouf decided to walk down the street with a paper bag over his head and a plastic bag over his hand yesterday, but I’m sure there are thousands of reasons why somebody would do that. Oh, wait, no there’s not. There’s just one: drugs.

Photo Credit : Splash

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Shia LaBeouf Can’t Drive Anymore



In July of last year, Shia LaBeouf got a DUI after he “pounded shots” at the Troubadour in LA then flipped his Ford F-150 in the middle of an intersection. Apparently your license gets taken away when you do stuff like that. Who knew?! Access Hollywood reports:
The suspension, which took effect January 17, 2009, is the result of LaBeouf’s “refusal of chemical tests” in the wake of his accident, according to the Department of Motor Vehicles. The suspension will last a minimum of one year. In September, the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s office announced there was “insufficient evidence” to charge the “Transformers” with drunken driving for his involvement in the accident, which left his hand badly injured. The actor was arrested for suspicion of DUI following the crash after showing “physical signs” of being impaired, LA Sheriff’s Department spokesperson Steve Whitmore previously said. However, at the time, the DA’s office did note LaBeouf’s refusal to take a breathalyzer test could result in a suspension of his license. Sheriff’s deputies said later that LaBeouf was not at fault in the accident.

The LA County Sheriff’s department did everything they could not to charge LaBeouf, because in case you forgot, big Hollywood stars are above the law in LA. So, instead of being glad that a law forced them to take this idiot’s license away, I’m pretty sure LA County is trying to get this law changed. You know, to something more suitable for an actor after he plows through an intersection because he can’t hold his Limoncellos. Maybe something like community service at a sorority or thirty minutes on a seesaw. Weeeee!!!

I was going to post pictures of Shia LaBeouf, then I realized I was looking for pictures of Shia LaBeouf. So here’s Megan Fox feeling herself on the set of Transformers 2. I hope you’re cool with that:

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Shia LaBeouf Will Not Be Charged



On July 27, Shia LaBeouf was seen by witnesses at the LA bar, Troubadour, “pounding shots and acting really crazy” immediately before he got into a collision and flipped his F-150 in the middle of a city street. When police arrived on the scene, LaBeouf refused to submit to a blood alcohol test, but since he was visibly drunk off his ass, the responding officers placed him under arrest for DUI. Man, I wonder what the Los Angeles D.A.’s office is going do with all that evidence? Ooohh, the suspense!! TMZ reports:

The L.A. County D.A. just rejected the case on grounds of insufficient evidence. He is not off scot-free. Shia will almost certainly have his license suspended because he refused to submit to a blood alcohol test. Steve Whitmore from the L.A. County Sheriff’s Dept tells us Shia’s DMV hearing is tomorrow.”

Wow, did you hear that?! He isn’t getting off scot-free! Oh, no sir. No way. Because if you’re a celebrity in L.A., justice is swift and unmerciful. They’ll slightly inconvenience you if you dare to break the law. I really hope Shia learns a valuable lesson from not being able to drive. Lessons like if the hooker dies in the back of the limousine because she can’t handle her blow, coyotes respond much faster than paramedics. Why wait?

Shia LaBeouf and my wife at the premiere of Eagle Eye . I couldn’t attend. You know, secret government mission stuff:

Banner photos: Splash

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Shia LaBeouf Might Get Amputated



On July 27th, Shia LaBeouf pounded shots at L.A.’s Troubadour then hopped into his F-150. Soon after, his F-150 had flipped twice and landed upside down, and Shia had a severely fucked up hand. A hand that now might require amputation of one of his fingers. Star Magazine reports:

The young star, now working on Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is likely to lose the pinky on his left hand, a source on the movie set says. “Shia called producers yesterday and told them,” the source on the set in Alamogordo, N.M. says. “It’s really thrown the movie into turmoil.”

LaBeouf’s publicist immediately claimed this was false, but publicists get paid to lie, so we’ll see. What is his publicists afraid of? Are they inferring that amputation is a bad thing? I surely hope not, because it’s been clinically proven to be the fastest way to lose weight. Do you want to lose weight, feel more energetic, look better in clothes and be more self-confident? Are you tired of fad diets that don’t work? Amputation can work for you!

Shia and Harrison Ford on the set of Indiana Jones 4:

Photos: Splash

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Shia LaBeouf Was Really Drunk



Shia LaBeouf flipped his truck on a city street because he was drunk, but he lives in L.A., so the police gave him a massage and a pedicure at the scene, but exactly how drunk was he? Um, very. Page Six says:

Moments before he got in a crash Saturday night that ended with him being charged with DUI, “Transformers” star Shia LaBeouf was “pounding shots and acting really crazy” at LA bar Troubadour, spies said. “He was pounding drinks and shots while listening to the band Lemon Sun before he took off,” said one….LaBeouf apparently picked up his partying ways from his father. He tells this month’s Details he used to drink and smoke with his dad, a former heroin junkie who now lives in LaBeouf’s garage. “We would drink together and smoke together, and it’s just a bad deal. It’s not something that is conducive to being a role model…And I don’t know how to do it like a gentleman. I don’t know how to have one drink.”

You know, if he’s expecting me to feel bad when he becomes the Grim Reaper in a Ford F-150 when he drinks because daddy didn’t hug him enough, I’ll just go ahead and apologize in advance. Sorry, asshole. I’m sorry I have to drive a tank or become a mortally wounded police officer who returns to the streets as a super-human cyborg just so I can make it to Target without getting killed by your dumb ass.


LaBeouf on the set of Transformers 2:

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