Shia LaBeouf Is Sorry He’s A Drunk Asshole
Shia LaBeouf Is Sorry He’s A Drunk Asshole

 

If you haven’t heard by now, Shia LaBeouf was arrested in Savannah last weekend for disorderly conduct and obstruction and for being drunk off his ass.  Ok, I live in Atlanta. I’ve been to Savannah many times. Savannah’s welcome sign should read, “Welcome to Savannah. Get Drunk, It’s How We Make Money”. So Shia LaBeouf had to be so drunk he was annoying a town full of drunk people so much the police had to arrest him. Roll the tape!

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Shia LaBeouf Got Dunk, Arrested
Shia LaBeouf Got Dunk, Arrested

 

Shia LaBeouf was arrested in Savannah, Georgia on Saturday on suspicion of being a drunk asshole.

According to police, LaBeouf became irate after he was refused a cigarette by someone he approached. An officer was nearby. “He became disorderly, using profanities and vulgar language in front of the women and children present,” police said in a statement. “He was told to leave the area and refused, becoming aggressive toward the officer. When the officer attempted to place LaBeouf under arrest, LaBeouf ran to a nearby hotel. LaBeouf was arrested in the hotel lobby, where his disorderly behavior continued.”

I live in Georgia. You can be drunk as fuck in Savannah and nobody cares. Seriously. Nobody cares. That’s why people go to Savannah. That’s actually the city motto. “Welcome To Savannah. Be Drunk As Fuck And Nobody Will Care”.  So basically, Shia LaBeouf was more alcohol than blood. Savannah doesn’t need this type of amateur ruining their idyllic paradise of friendly drunk people.

 

I can’t believe Ivanka Trump is sitting in on this post. How dare she?! We should tweet about this forever.

 

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Shia LaBeouf Got Arrested For Assault At His Own Trump Protest In NYC
Shia LaBeouf Got Arrested For Assault At His Own Trump Protest In NYC

 

Shia LaBeouf decided the best way to fight Trump is to launch a four year live stream called He Will Not Divide Us. I don’t know, your guess is a good as mine. Celebrities, amirite. I just clicked on the link and there’s a woman holding coffee and a dude holding drumsticks. I assume he’s trying to get laid. But yeah, Shia attacked some other dude who walked in front of the mounted camera last night and story arrested. You can read the whole thing and watch the video below if that’s a thing you’re about that pretentious life.

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Shia Labeouf Is Engaged To The Chick He Almost Killed That One Time
Shia Labeouf Is Engaged To The Chick He Almost Killed That One Time


Shia Labeouf and Mia Goth have been dating since 2012, so she had plenty of time to realize she was dating Shia Labeouf. She didn’t.

He put a ring on it! Shia LaBeouf and his longtime girlfriend, Mia Goth, are engaged, sources tell Us Weekly. According to one source, the couple was grabbing groceries at Gelson’s earlier this month when LaBeouf, 29, told the cashier that they were set to get married. The onlooker tells Us that Goth sported a large diamond ring on her engagement finger.

I need to see that ring. Mostly because he threatened to kill her back in July. Unless she loses it and the people who find it think they’ve discovered a meteor, I’m not sure all this is worth it. 



Ashley Greene isn’t engaged as far as I know but I had nowhere else to put these pics.


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Mel Gibson Wants To Help Shia LaBeouf
Mel Gibson Wants To Help Shia LaBeouf

 

Mel Gibson is a raging sociopath who hates women and Jews, so if Shia LaBeouf should take advice from anyone, it’s obviously Mel Gibson.

“When I see someone like Shia LaBeouf with the bag on his head and stuff, my heart goes out to the poor guy. Because I think he’s suffering in some way,” said the Oscar winner, referring to the LaBeouf’s bizarre red carpet appearance at the February premiere of his film “Nymphomaniac. “Or why (else) would he do that?” he continued. “People are in line to sort of point the finger at him and say that he’s this, that, or the other. It’s easy to judge. But I’m sure he’s going through some kind of personal, very painful, cathartic thing that he has to exorcise and get out there. And he’ll probably play it out and come back…He’ll be all right. I actually like the kid. I think he’s good.” Gibson, 58, also talked about the pitfalls of fame, which he knows about first-hand. “You’re a target. And you have to be really adept at tap dancing and dodging the bullets. And sometimes you get hit.”

Not sure if Mel realizes if Shia is half Jewish or not, but maybe he does.  Maybe Mel is just manipulating him so Shia will come over to his house. Then Mel will tell him he needs a tattoo to start the next chapter of his life and to put his trouble past behind him. Maybe he’ll suggest the date as the tattoo. Maybe somewhere on the wrist area. Then maybe they’ll take a trip to Home Depot to casually look at ovens.

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Shia LaBeouf Is Seeking Help For Being A Drunk
Shia LaBeouf Is Seeking Help For Being A Drunk

 

Shia LaBeouf has always been kind of weirdo and a douche, but apparently that's all alcohol's fault.

Shia LaBeouf is NOT in rehab … but he IS getting treatment for alcohol addiction … TMZ has learned. Shia's rep tells us … reports that he entered a rehab facility are bogus. She says his bizarre conduct over the last few months is symptomatic of a larger health issue — alcohol addiction — and he understands it. It sounds like Shia is in a 12-step program. The rep says "he has taken the first of many necessary steps toward recovery."

So he's not in rehab, but in some sort of 12 step program. Hopefully after he takes 12 steps he'll be at a weed dealer's house so he can do a couple of bowls then immediately realize he's been a dumbass this whole time. Then he'll order five pizzas and spend five minutes trying to start his car with a breadstick.

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Shia LaBeouf Was The Original Edward Snowden

 

So here's Shia LaBeouf on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno in 2008 to promote Eagle Eye. I never thought I'd ever say this, but I plan to take whatever Shia says seriously from now on.

 

[h/t Gawker via Reddit]

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Shia LaBeouf Is A Great Fighter

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Like most men in L.A. who play dress up and sit for makeup in their trailers, Shia LaBeouf is a little bitch who would use a baby as a human shield if he saw a bee coming toward him. So it’s really no surprise that he got his ass kicked by a shirtless fat guy in the middle of the sidewalk outside a Vancouver bar, Cinema Public House, last week. It’s a good thing his friends and some guy in crutches broke up the fight to save the fat guy though. Statistics have shown that people lying on the ground in the fetal position could strike at any time.

Note: I like the part where his friends tell him he needs to “lay low”. Umm, I think he already has that covered.


video source = TMZ

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Shia LaBeouf Doesn’t Care About Brian Austin Green



In an interview in the August 2011 issue of Details magazine, Shia LaBeouf says a lot of words, but they shouldn’t have wasted your time with all of those other words and instead just put this blockquote on the cover of the magazine in all caps with blinking lights around it. Because he basically tell Details he fucked Megan Fox. Because she’s a ho.

Asked if he hooked up with Fox, LaBeouf nods affirmatively. “Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them,” he explains. “I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen.” When I inquire about Fox’s status at the time with her longtime boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, LaBeouf replies, “I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. . . .”—repeating the phrase exactly 12 times with various intonations, as if trying to get it just right. Finally, he says, “It was what it was.”

This story gets even more hilarious when you realize that last week Megan Fox said she planned to renew her vows with Brian Austin Green then in the same breath called him a crying pussy. Apparently her vagina will not be at the ceremony.

Note: Granted, it’s kinda a dick move for LaBeouf to say all this publicly, but please understand that Megan Fox pointed to her vagina and said, “Shia, get in this.” She could have been dating Batman, and I’d still take my chances.

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Megan Fox Is Uncomfortable Being A Sex Symbol

Right. Us Weekly reports:

She’s been called the hottest girl in the world, but according to Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox wasn’t ready to become a sex symbol when Transformers hit theaters in 2007.

“Megan developed this Spice Girl strength, this woman-empowerment [stuff] that made her feel awkward about her involvement with [director] Michael Bay, who some people think is a very lascivious filmmaker, the way he films women,” LaBeouf, 24, tells The Los Angeles Times.

“Mike films women in a way that appeals to a 16-year-old sexuality. It’s summer. It’s Michael’s style. And I think [Fox] never got comfortable with it,” he explained. “This is a girl who was taken from complete obscurity and placed in a sex-driven role in front of the whole world and told she was the sexiest woman in America. And she had a hard time accepting it.”

Of course Megan Fox is uncomfortable being a sex symbol. That explains this, this, this, this, this, this, and especially this. Her leaving couldn’t possibly have anything to do with this and this.

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