He Got Life In Prison

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In August 2008, actor Shelley Malil was arrested for premeditated murder after he stabbed his ex-girlfriend 20 times. While in court in September of this year, he stated he stabbed her “by mistake“. Apparently both of those scenarios are illegal. NBC San Diego reports:

An actor who appeared in the film “40-Year-Old Virgin” was sentenced to life in prison with the possibility of parole for stabbing his ex-girlfriend more than 20 times. Shelley Malil was in court Thursday in connection to the brutal attack in Vista. Three months ago, a jury convicted him attempted premeditated murder and assault with a deadly weapon. On Thursday, Judge Harry Elias gave the actor the maximum sentence. When all is said and done, with time already served, plus the additional five years, Malil will be eligible for parole in about nine or 10 years.

I think I’m the only celebrity gossip blog that’s been posting about this whole thing, and I guess it’s obvious why. Really, who gives a shit? But I am a man of principle and character so I like to follow things through to completion. Speaking of which, if you ever kill a Thai prostitute, think about using the garbage disposal. Those chicks are really skinny.

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Shelley Malil Is A Good Actor

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Shelley Malil was in court yesterday where he reenacted how he stabbed his ex-girlfriend 20 times by mistake. Repeat, 20 times. By mistake.

Malil, 45, slashed at the air quickly with the knife and said he swung his hands at “a hundred miles per hour” because he thought he was being attacked by Beebe’s male friend, according to NBC San Diego. “My head was down and I was poking and swinging as hard as I can, looking for space,” Malil said. “Like empty space, I was tumbling, I kept running back into the fence and I kept moving with my arm, and I kept bouncing into things.”

His head doesn’t look down to me, and he seems to have his form down pretty good, but who’s to say what happened? Either he thought she was the secret ingredient on the home version of Iron Chef or he really meant to kill this chick.

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“I Stabbed Girlfriend 20 Times By Mistake”

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In August 2008, actor Shelley Malil (best known as Haziz in The 40-Year Old Virgin), was arrested in Oceanside, California while getting off a train and charged with premeditated attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon and residential burglary after his estranged girlfriend was stabbed 20 times and left critically injured. If convicted, he could serve 21 years in prison. But don’t worry, it was all just some big misunderstanding. People reports:

The 40-Year-Old Virgin actor Shelley Malil testified Thursday he stabbed his girlfriend 20 times when he wrongly thought that she was somebody else going after him in the dark. “I’m sorry,” Malil, 45, said in a Vista, Calif., courtroom. “I had no idea. I saw the pictures (of her wounds) for the first time, I was stunned. When I look at those pictures, I still can’t believe the knife I was holding was responsible for all those injuries.”…

I sat here, I tried, but I can’t think of one thing that I would do 20 times by mistake. If you saw me stabbing someone, after about the third time you’d think to yourself, “Hey, this guy really wants to stab that dude.” And you’d be right. But not right about my problem ejaculating prematurely. That’s really not a problem is it? I mean, I get shit to do. I can’t sit around all day waiting on you.

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Haziz Stabbed Somebody 20 Times



Shelley Malil, 43, the actor who played “Haziz” in 40-Year Old Virgin (this dude) was arrested late last night for breaking into his ex-girlfriend’s house and viciously stabbing her in excess of 20 times. Holy shit. FOX News says:

On Sunday night about 15 miles east in San Marcos, deputies answering reports of screams for help and breaking glass found a woman with multiple stab wounds and cuts on her face, with no suspect at the scene. She was taken to the hospital and was in critical condition Monday morning. Authorities did not know her condition early Tuesday. “Malil and the victim had apparently been in a dating relationship which recently ended,” the statement said. Malil was arrested for investigation of attempted murder, mayhem and burglary and booked into the county’s Vista Detention Center, the statement said. A deputy on duty early Tuesday did not know the name of Malil’s lawyer and attempts to identify and reach him for comment were unsuccessful.”

Reports say the unidentified victim’s two children were also in the house at the time of the attack, so let’s just hope he cooperates fully with authorities and accepts whatever punishment he receives. Then we can truly see what he is made of. Or, we can just skip that and tie him to two tractor trailers and see for ourselves. To be honest, I’d be perfectly okay with either.


Elizabeth Banks was also in 40-Year Old Virgin. I’d stab her! Haha, get it?!:

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