Shaun White Destroyed A Hotel Room, Got Arrested



Just so we’re clear, Shaun White shouldn’t compete in the “running down the hallway and pulling fire alarms” portion of the X-Games. TMZ reports:

Sources tell TMZ … White was in a Nashville hotel when he allegedly trashed his room in a stupor. When he was confronted by hotel staff, Shaun allegedly pulled several fire alarms and then ran fast … so fast he fell and split his head open. Law enforcement tells us Shaun was arrested for public intoxication and vandalism, but was taken to a hospital for treatment first. Once he’s treated he’ll be taken to jail.

Shaun White is a ginger, so it was only a matter of time before he was revealed to be a soulless menace hellbent on destruction and chaos. I’m surprised they didn’t find children drowned in the bathtub or a box of ACME explosives. Or whatever. Look, it’s early, man.

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Someone’s Selling Naked Pictures Of This Dude

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No, seriously. TMZ reports:

A butt naked Shaun White smiled for the camera … while messing around on a bed with a hot naked lady back in 2009 … and now the X-rated photos are being shopped around town … TMZ has learned. Sources tell TMZ … the photos were taken at a hotel party … a short time before The Flying Tomato won a gold medal at the 2009 Winter X-Games for Superpipe (haha … superpipe). We’re told several party goers managed to snap photos of the naked romp — but we’re told people close to White immediately tried to run damage control and told people to erase all of the pictures. Now, at least two of the pics have surfaced … one featuring Shaun making out with a hot blonde chick in front of other people … with their clothes on. The other pic shows Shaun with the same woman — sans clothes — in the middle of a missionary-style embrace on a bed … with Shaun grinning at the direction of the camera. TMZ has seen the pics … let’s just say the ginger carpet matches the ginger drapes. We’re told the buyer [note: pretty sure they meant “seller” here] is looking for a serious payday — but so far, has not found a buyer.

I can’t imagine why they haven’t found a buyer yet. I think it might have to do with the fact that the naked celebrity involved is Shaun White, who looks like… Shaun White. Actually, I’m pretty sure that’s exactly why.

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