By now, you’ve probably read on Facebook that Sony has completely scrapped The Interview, therefore causing my prediction to come true. These colors never run! Especially when we have moral stands to take like standing in line at Chick-Fil-A to support a rich guy’s interpretation of a book that was written buy a bunch of other dudes. Or by illegally downloading The Interview. But that’s pretty much all we do, because all it really takes is an anonymous threat and somebody to mention “9/11″ and we’ll piss ourselves. The terrorists won in 2001, because you’ve been living in fear ever since. But I assume you’re not as scared as Seth Rogen yet, because he just hired an ex-SF bodyguard. Say what you want about North Korea, but they indirectly just saved millions of Americans from potential torture. Kudos to them.
James Franco and Seth Rogen's upcoming film The Interview is continuing to cause international controversy. In the comedy, Franco and Rogen play a talk show host and a producer who score an interview with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and are asked by the U.S. government to assassinate him during their visit to the controversial nation. Now, the Korean Central News Agency reports that the North Korean government is prepared to retaliate if the film is released as planned. "Making and releasing a movie on a plot to hurt our top-level leadership is the most blatant act of terrorism and war and will absolutely not be tolerated," an unnamed spokesperson for the North Korean Ministry of Foreign Affairs said Wednesday, referencing The Interview. "If the US administration allows and defends the showing of the film, a merciless counter-measure will be taken," the spokesman was quoted as saying.
A nuclear war to stop James Franco and Seth Rogen from making movies wouldn't be my first choice, but if that's what it takes, then go for it. There's another singing competition that's about be on cable, so if Jong-un could hit that button before it airs that would be pretty cool. Is nuclear winter the same as regular winter? Because I look pretty good in sweaters.
Washington Post fim critic, Ann Hornaday, wrote an op-ed on Saturday that basically blames Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow movies for UCSB shooter Elliot Rodgers' mass murdering rampage througout Isla Vista on Friday. Problem solved everybody.
"How many students watch outsized frat-boy fantasies like "Neighbors" and feel, as Rodger did, unjustly shut out of college life that should be full of "sex and fun and pleasure"? How many men, raised on a steady diet of Judd Apatow comedies in which the shlubby arrested adolescent always gets the girl, find that those happy endings constantly elude them and conclude, "It's not fair"?...If our cinematic grammar is one of violence, sexual conquest and macho swagger — thanks to male studio executives who green-light projects according to their own pathetic predilections — no one should be surprised when those impulses take luridly literal form in the culture at large.
I realize this op-ed is railing against the patriarchy and the misogyny that is subversively inculcated into men at an early age, but what are you even talking about, bitch? For real. I kinda hope that the irony of a woman making an emotional and illogical leap in trying to tie her own personal narrative into a story that has nothing to do with her with an op-ed piece isn't lost on you. Look, I've seen Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow movies as well, and I'm pretty sure I've never killed anyone because Seth Rogen had sex with Katherine Heigl. Wanna know why? As far as I know, I'm not mentally deranged. We want to talk about everything that happened except for what actually happened. Although it's easy to blame Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow for shitty movies, let's try maybe another argument when trying to find out why Elliot Rodgers felt the need to slaughter innocent people. An argument like, I don't know, he was a white, privileged sociopath who needed medication to control the voices in his head because his brain couldn't understand how the world outside his house didn't think he was great, so he went on a murderous rampage because he knew we as a society would then give him the attention he so desperately craved after he did. This dude wrote a manifesto and had more selfies than guns, so if you think he spent a lot of time having an existential crisis over a movie, then you clearly don't understand that white, privileged 22- year old sociopaths (or 22-year olds in general) believe they are the ones defining reality, not movies, because they are so wrapped up in themselves, they really don't have time for much else. If you took the time to think this through, maybe you would have said that the rampant mental health issues we face in America can be mostly contributed to the culture of paranoia and violence where everybody gets a trophy except those deserve it that we've all had a hand in creating, not a chick flick. Or maybe you could write and op-ed about how Sex and The City created a generation of women who ate Top Ramen in Manhattan five times a week in a 6th floor walk up with seven roommates, because they were made to believe that every woman deserves to have their exsitence defined by their own Mr. Big. I'd read that for sure.
"Sup, shawty? No, the other one."
Justin Bieber must have fingerbanged Seth Rogen's sister at some point recently, because Rogen has proclaimed that May is "Justin Bieber Defamation Month", and has been telling anybody who will listen about the times he's met Bieber. Here's Bieber's response.
Seth Rogan sorry I didnt bow down when I asked 2 meet u was probably a bit shy and didn’t want to be over the top but still. love ur movies.
Of course Bieber is a passive aggressive shithead who deserves to be throat chopped just on general principle, but at the same time, Seth Rogen is spending a creepy amount of time talking about this kid. I mean, I talk about him too, but I get paid for it. You see what I'm saying? Maybe these two should go on a date and see what happens. Lots of passion here. Lots of heat.
Yeah. I'll just leave this here. Kanye West's eventual Twitter meltdown will be added later.
Katherine Heigl was the third choice to play Alison Scott in Knocked Up, but instead of being thankful and gracious for the movie that made her a star, she took every opportunity to shit all over it, accusing it of being sexist towards women. Writer/director Judd Apatow and co-star Seth Rogen have never really said anything about it. Until now. US Magazine reports:
But Rogen says he doesn’t see how Heigl’s new comedy, The Ugly Truth, makes women look even better. “That [movie] looks like it really puts women on a pedestal in a beautiful way,” he quipped on Howard Stern’s SIRIUS XM radio show on Thursday. Added Apatow, “I hear there’s a scene where she’s wearing … Underwear …with a vibrator in it, so I’d have to see if that was uplifting for women.” Apatow figured Heigl was “probably was doing six hours of interviews and kissing everyone’s ass, and then just got tired and slipped a little bit” when she made the remarks to Vanity Fair. Regardless, Rogen said, “I didn’t slip and I was doing fucking interviews all day too … I didn’t say shit!” Even more baffling, said Apatow, “We never had a ‘fight’” with Heigl while filming. “Seth always says, it doesn’t make any sense [because] she improvised half her shit,” Apatow said, adding that she “could not have been cooler.” Apatow said he hasn’t spoken to Heigl since her remarks. He doesn’t know if he’d make a big deal about it, either. “It all depends on how much coffee I have had that day,” he said. “If I was fighting … with someone else about something I may handle it wrong, and if I’m in like total Buddha mood, I’d be like ‘I feel sad that she hasn’t learned the lesson of her journey yet,’” he said. After the remark, “[You think] at some point I’ll get a call saying ‘Sorry, I was tired…’ and then the call never comes,’” he said. Rogen said he doesn’t feel bad since Heigl seems to run her mouth and most people, including Grey’s Anatomy staff. “I gotta say it’s not like we’re the only people she said some batshit crazy things about,” he said. “That’s kind of her bag now.”
I’m so sick of this cunt that I really don’t feel like wasting time talking about how much I hate her, so I’ll just tell you guys about my fabulous new window treatments. I think the terra cotta really diffuses the natural light and highlights my unique sense of style and flair.
I’m only posting pictures of Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann, because they are a happily married model/actress from California and a brilliant comedy writer. I can’t seem to shake the parallels:
This is the first piece of stand-up comedy by Seth Rogan that exists in the digital realm. I’m pretty sure about that. Here, 14-year-old Seth takes on school and Jewish grandmothers in a 10 minute stand-up bit he performed at the Comedy Gym in Vancouver, BC, Canada.
It’s kinda creepy when he talks about “proposing to his wife” in ten years. Wonder what happened to that?
In what appears to be another viral marketing campaign, there is a video online of Michael Cera (Arrested Development) being “fired” on the set of Knocked Up. I only say this because Knocked Up stars Seth Rogen. Micheal Cera’s new movie, Superbad, was written by Seth Rogen. And I write the songs that make the whole world sing.
The video has NSFW language, so…
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Katherine Heigl at the Knocked Up premiere: