Despite Drake’s hand-made Etsy items and tears, Serena Williams got engaged to Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian last week. Yesterday, she finally showed off her engagement ring on….Reddit (here). Alexis looks like he just saw the bill for the ring.
Taylor Swift was photographed with a black person last night. 2016 is full of surprises! Anything can happen!
Serving up some squad goals! Taylor Swift stepped out in NYC on Thursday night for another intimate show with her posse of ladies. The “Blank Space” singer hit up Bowery Ballroom for a concert from Sting’s daughter, Eliot Sumner. Swift was spotted entering the music venue with tennis pro Serena Williams, actress Dakota Johnson, actress Zoe Kravitz, and supermodel pals Cara Delevingne, Martha Hunt, and Karlie Kloss.
I assume Lena Dunham wasn’t there because Taylor didn’t want to raise the collective BMI average of the group. Also, how you doin’, Martha Hunt?
Yesterday, living legend and 21-time Grand Slam champion, Serena Williams, posted a story on Facebook about how she was eating at a Chinese restaurant and some dude tried to jack her phone. I said “tried”, because she chased him down and gave him an opportunity to give it back instead of ripping off his arm and beating him to death with it then sending his arm to his family wrapped in a Verizon wireless contract.
I’ve got the speed the jumps, the power, the body, the seduction, the sex appeal, the strength, the leadership and yet the calm to weather the storm. Always listen to your superhero inner voice. Always keep your things close! Fight for what’s right. Stand for what you believe in! Be a superhero! When I got back into the restaurant I received a standing ovation. I was proud. I just showed every man in there I can stand up to bully’s and other men. It was a win for the ladies! Just because you are a lady don’t be afraid to step up to any challenge and not be a victim but a hero!
It’s probably for the best that she dumped Drake and left him with a Serena knockoff, because he probably would watched through the window and added the dude to his family plan.
A #tbt of Sophie Turner because why not.
Tennis stars Serena Williams and Caroline Wozniacki hit it up Miami this weekend, and I guess if I had to choose, I'd have to take Wozniacki because she's kinda more my speed. Not because Serena Williams is unattractive or anything, because she is that as well, but we're all looking at her ass, right? I would lose like, what, five inches off top trying to get past it? I just kinda wanna grab your hair and bend you over a counter, I don't need my penis to be Frodo at the end of The Return Of The King. With Wozniacki, I could probably hit cervix without having to go back to get fresh supplies. I guess what I'm saying here is that my penis is really small. What's good, ladies? Hit me up on Pintrest.
She’s the scary dog at the dog park. She’s the one who should have been on the Large Dogs side, but her stupid owner put her in the Small Dogs side just to win. And by “win” I mean get injected with steroids and corner all the cute dogs, eat them, and steal their toys. Sexy, right?
Asked by The Advocate about the sequence “when the girl takes off her wig and Chris Tucker becomes angry and accuses her of being a man,” Ratner responded, “That’s from my personal experience. My first [oral sex] was from a man, but I didn’t know it was a man…I’m not homophobic or uptight about it. That happens to a lot of heterosexuals. You meet a girl in a bar, and it turns out she’s not a girl.”
Um, I’m not sure what kind of bars this douche is going to, but he may want to read the sign before going in because getting head from another dude doesn’t prove you’re not homophobic or uptight, it just means you’re gay.
Ratner’s ex-girlfriend and Romanian model, Alina Puscau:
Ratner’s ex-girlfriend and monster, Serena Williams:
This “woman” is so butt ugly, I’m confused as to why I’m supposed to be politically correct and say nice things about her because I’m white and she’s not, or whatever other stupid reasons I’m given to not point out her ugliness any time we post about her. Okay, yeah, the several pounds of makeup she’s wearing, and that zit on her chest, and the piece of double sided tape stuck on her tit, which was intended to keep her manly, saggy breasted torso from busting that shirt open are really pretty. Oh, and I love the crop dusting of gold glitter all over her which is seeping from the corners of her eyes and every hair and pore on her body. She looks like Jagermeister flavored Goldschlager.
Update: More big pictures: