So yesterday, Selena Gomez was making out with The Weeknd and last night Bella Hadid unfollowed her on Instagram because people are petty. Today Selena Gomez is topless and in a thong on Instagram. 2017 is looking up, my friends.
Remember when The Weeknd was dating Bella Hadid then he realized he was dating Bella Hadid and broke up with her? Then he had to pretend she was hot for money after they broke up? Awesome. He’s banging Selena Gomez now. Good for him. So much for her time in rehab though. She’s young. She can go again.
Selena Gomez took a break from rehab to attend the 2016 AMAs where she won Favorite Female Artist – Pop/Rock. Maybe Taylor Swift told them to give it her instead coming and making her cry backstage instead. I really don’t understand what she’s saying here besides talking about herself and Instagram-shaming women’s bodies, but she looks pretty hot. That rehab place must have a spa.
Back in August, Selena Gomez canceled the remainder of her Revival Tour and announced she was retiring due to a shit load of problems. The we (I) where all like, “lol yeah ok”, then she disappeared for a while, and when found out that, yes, she’s been in a mental health facility since August. So, how’s she doing in there? Not too good.
“Selena keeps saying she feels like hell and wants to leave the facility or go switch to outpatient treatment,” a source revealed to In Touch. “Apparently some of the medicine and treatment she’s receiving [to deal with her anxiety] isn’t working very well.” The source also claims, “A few weeks ago, [Selena] called her friends and family and told them that she felt trapped. Her mom, Mandy [Teefey] came to visit and took her out of the facility to talk. She’s still telling everyone that she wants to go home, and then gets mad because she feels like they aren’t listening,” the source revealed. With Selena’s alleged desire to leave rehab Mandy is said to be hoping for the best but preparing for the worst.
Whats is “the worst” you may ask? Britney Spears 2008.
“She’s been reaching out to find out what it would take to get a conservatorship for Selena,” a source claimed to In Touch. The conservatorship would allegedly resemble when Britney Spears’s father, Jamie Spears, was named custodian of Britney in 2008, taking control of his daughter’s finances and ‘major life decisions.’ The source also revealed, “Mandy believes that a mental breakdown is possible if Selena doesn’t take this rehab stint seriously.”
I feel like we should blame Justin Bieber for this, but you really have to feel sorry for 24-year old adult whose life might be controlled by somebody named “Mandy”.
Since 2016 continues to be an alternate universe that is holding us prisoner, here’s King Of Leon covering Selena’s “Hands To Myself” yesterday. I don’t even know what’s happening anymore.
Multiple sources confirm in the new issue of Us Weekly that the pop star, 24, has been recovering at a Tennessee treatment facility since announcing August 30 that she was taking a break to manage “anxiety, panic attacks and depression.” The “Kill Em With Kindness” singer canceled 34 remaining dates on her Revival world tour as a result. “Selena is dealing with lupus, but this break is to focus on her mental health,” a source close to the pop star tells Us. “She can go to a very dark place.” The insider describes the facility, just outside of Nashville, as a “private and quiet place,” but “super intense.”
I don’t know how being in Tennessee is supposed to help a person with depression, but I hope she feels better. Anybody know if Taylor Swift has visited her yet? I guess it all depends on if the place allows you to post pics you took there on Instagram. She’s probably waited to hear back about their policy.
That’s lots of thing. Selena Gomez released a statement about those things.
“As many of you know, around a year ago I revealed that I have lupus, an illness that can affect people in different ways. I’ve discovered that anxiety, panic attacks and depression can be side effects of lupus, which can present their own challenges,” the pop star said in a statement sent to USA TODAY. After traveling around the world for her Revival tour, “I want to be proactive and focus on maintaining my health and happiness and have decided that the best way forward is to take some time off,” she continued. “Thank you to all my fans for your support. You know how special you are to me, but I need to face this head on to ensure I am doing everything possible to be my best. I know I am not alone and by sharing this, I hope others will be encouraged to address their own issues.”
I guess this explains this. I know some people who have Lupus and post about it a lot on Facebook. How many Lupus Awareness Days are there? Seems like a lot. Pretty annoying!
Hey guys, we might have a Selena Gomez problem.
Say what you want about pointy ears and blue contacts, but Orlando Bloom turned that into quality getting pussy for life even though they’ve ran out of Hobbit books. He’s like a budget Leonardo DiCaprio, but Leonardo has never banged this. Orlando Bloom has. Katy Perry also calls him her boyfriend. I mean, probably not so much now since he banged Selena Gomez last week. You do you, Orlando.
Orlando Bloom and Selena Gomez found love in the club — for at least one night — when things got VERY physical in Las Vegas, and TMZ got pics of the hookup. It went down Friday night at Light in Mandalay Bay — Selena had the after-party for her Vegas concert there, and sources in the club tell us Orlando was a surprise, late addition to the party … and made a major impression when he got there. We’re told things got very “touchy feely” quickly before 23-year-old Selena and 39-year-old Orlando started neck-nuzzling and embracing in a booth. However, we’re told Selena absolutely went back to her room alone.
This also happened.
What’s the cut off age of being able to say “I want to grow old with you” like 50? 65? 31? :-/
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) May 7, 2016
Yeah. 31 sounds about right. Selena Gomez is 23 and looks like this most of the time. Katy Perry is 31. She also wore this to the MET Gala. What was that about? That must have factored into Orlando Bloom’s decision here.