Selena Gomez Is Ready To Tour & Links



“I wanna do a 3-minute version of Spring Breakers.” – Rihanna   [  Dlisted   ]

Rachel McCord is rock hard   (NSFW site)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Billy Corgan went on Infowars, is batshit   [  The Superficial   ]

Elsa Hosk and Stella Maxwell naked for Vogue  (NSFW)  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

You should know Paige Tiziani  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Kelly Rohrbach and her ass on the se of Baywatch   [  Popoholic  ]

We’ve missed you, Rebecca Romijn  (NSFW site)   [  The Nip Slip  ]

Katharine McPhee. Still would.   [  Moe Jackson  ]

The Magnificent Seven trailer is dope as hell  [  The Blemish  ]

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Selena Gomez Did GQ
Selena Gomez Did GQ



We’ve talked about this before, but Selena Gomez has been looking at as hell lately (sup?) and now she just did this for GQ. Who is having sex with this? And why didn’t they jump into the middle of this photoshoot? Why aren’t they doing it right now? Why isn’t she pregnant? Isn’t she Mexican? This is taking way too long.




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Selena Gomez Wore This

Selena Gomez has been looking hot as hell lately. Mostly in Paris. And as you can see, she was hot yesterday in LAX. And she’ll probably look hot tomorrow if my math is right. I like math. Math is fun. Selena Gomez is fun. 

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Sorry, Selena Gomez

For some reason the world was filled with Taylor Swift’s butt truthers yesterday,  but Selena Gomez also showed up to the 2016 iHeartRadio Music Awards in whatever this is supposed to be. It looks like it would be hard to take off. What is that belt thing on the side? What am I supposed to do with that? Is this whole thing one piece? Girls clothes are confusing. 

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Selena Gomez Got Drunk At Her Cousin’s Engagement Party, Threw Up In An Elevator
Selena Gomez Got Drunk At Her Cousin’s Engagement Party, Threw Up In An Elevator


Selena Gomez was in Forth Worth, TX this weekend to throw her cousin an engagement party (that’s them in the Instagram pic above), but according to a frat bro who emailed into Total Frat Move, Selena was fuuuucccked up. You can read the whole email here, but this is my favorite part:

I glanced at my pledge brother in disbelief as I thought of anything I could say. But before I could open my mouth my pledge brother asked “so what’s the occasion?” “We’re celebrating.” Is all her gross posse snarled back at us. “Hey Selena we went to the same middle school” my pledge brother said trying his absolute best to seal the deal. She looked up slowly at him and shouted “It doesn’t matter! None of this fucking matters!” Then the elevator stopped and the doors opened as Selena blew chunks all over her friends purse. I busted out laughing and walked outside as she was ushered away under the cover of strong Mexican women.

In conclusion, Selena Gomez made her cousin’s engagement party about her and apparently is a crying, violent drunk. Here’s the thing though: still would. The heart wants what it wants, I’m afraid. 



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What’s Your Deal, Justin Bieber?
 

A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on



Last time I had to check on Justin Bieber he was dating the other Baldwin chick and still being an asshole.  The last time I had to check on Selena Gomez being asked about Bieber, she shut it down. So who knows why Bieber posted this pic to Instagram yesterday. He’s been making duck faces with Marilyn Manson lately, so life probably isn’t going so well. People say suicide is selfish, but Bieber should keep his options open. No need to limit himself. 



I feel you, though.

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Dammit, Selena Gomez
Dammit, Selena Gomez


Selena Gomez has been in Paris for something for a week or so. I don’t know the exact dates. Let’s say two weeks. It feels like two weeks. She’s been in Paris for two weeks, again, for something. We can solve that later maybe, but I really just wanted to talk about the fact that she’s looked hot af since she’s been there. Right? I’m not making this up. She’s pretty hot. Oh, that last link just told me she’s at Paris Fashion Week, so know we know. Two weeks maybe at Paris Fashion Week wearing stuff like this all the time. Ah ok, that makes more sense now because she’s at a fashion thing.


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Selena Gomez Wore This & Links

More Selena Gomez, with more thong   ( NSFW site )   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Ola Jordan getting fondled by a pool  ( NSFW site )   [  The Nip Slip   ]

Lady Justice made Hulk Hogan testify that his dick isn’t 10 inches long  [  Dlisted   ]

BREAKING: Farrah Abraham lied about the whole Uber thing  [   The Superficial   ]

Ashley Graham squeezed into some lingerie  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Sometimes you got to explain why you banged on a Beamer  [  Reality Tea   ]

That Game of Thrones S6 trailer tho  [  Cele|bitchy   ]

Alexandra Daddario in a bikini  [   Popoholic   ]

Bella Thorne‘s Instagram is just workout porn now   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

ICYMI: Selena Gomez wore this to the Grammys  [  IDLYITW  ]

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Selena Gomez Wore This To The Grammys
Selena Gomez Wore This To The Grammys


Selena Gomez is at the Grammys to support her BFF Taylor Swift during this very difficult time. I assume she’s also wore this dress to support your decision to masturbate right now. Go for it. She won’t mind. 


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Selena Gomez Did W Magazine & Links
 

A photo posted by W magazine (@wmag) on



Gerard Butler probably banged Rita Ora  [  Dlisted   ]

Pascal Craymer just doesn’t care anymore  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

WHY GOD?!   [   The Superficial   ]

Here’s Kate Upton humping the air  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Elle Fanning in leggings   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t even notice this  (NSFW)   [  The Nip Slip  ]

Bryan Cranston fondling Hayden Panettiere  [  Popoholic  ]

Gwyneth Paltrow is pretty much lying  [  Cele|bitchy  ]

Penelope Cruz at the Zoolander No. 2 premiere  [  Moe Jackson  ]


See the rest of Selena Gomez after the cut if that’s something you’d like to do:
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