The 2015 AMAs Were Last Night

The word music still isn’t in quotations even though we all know it kinda should be at this point, but here’s some pics from the 2015 American Music Awards anyway. All the musical legends of our time were there. Nicki Minaj! Selena Gomez! Justin Bieber! Ariana Grande! Demi Lovato! Gwen Stefani! Some other people! I have really now idea what’s taking ISIS so long. Those dudes are all talk. 

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Bieber’s New Song Is Begging For Selena Gomez

Three days ago, Justin Bieber went on Ellen and said he and Selena Gomez would probably get back together. Two days ago, Selena Gomez was seen holding hands with some dude named Samuel Krost. Also, this happened in August. Well, Bieber’s new album, Purpose, leaked early and one of the songs is called “No Pressure”. Here’s the lyrics. It reads like something a chick is ignoring on Tinder.

“You don’t gotta answer none of my calls
I’m believin’ you’ll pick up one day
I don’t wanna add to your pain at all
I’m praying that time makes a change in your life
I’m realizing how much you made a change in my life
And I don’t wanna spend it with nobody else
Hear me…?
Don’t nobody deserve myself
Oh no, baby what I’m saying is

You ain’t gotta make your mind up
You ain’t gotta make your mind up right now
Right now, don’t rush, no pressure
You ain’t gotta make your mind up
You ain’t gotta make your mind up right now
Calm down, don’t rush, no pressure

In his defense, Justin Bieber tried to party with Jose Canseco’s hot ass daughter then immediately got friend zoned, so he might have to try a new strategy. Not begging might work. Or not being an asshole. If you can’t handle Selena at her Lupus chemotherapy weight, you don’t deserve her at her not Lupus chemotherapy weight. If that’s an actual thing. I’m still not sure that’s a thing. Sounds made up.

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Selena Gomez At The 2015 VS Fashion Show, Links

Shia LaBeouf is watching all of his movies for 72 hours straight   [ Dlisted ]

Gwyneth Paltrow might join The View   [ The Superficial ]

Liv Tyler is see through  (NSFW)   [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Sarah Silverman topless in I Smile Back (NSFW)   [ The Nip Slip ]

Jennifer Lawrence wore this dress   [ Popoholic ]

A Kelsey Van Mook picture moment    [ Hollywood Tuna ]

All the Snapchats from the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show   [ DrunkenStepfather ]

Behati Prinsloo at the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show    [ Moe Jackson ]

Backstage at  2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show [ The Blemish ]

Fallout 4: Access the secret area that contains all of the game’s weapons and armor  [ Crave ]

Jessica Cribbon in a bikini  [ Egotastic ]

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Selena Gomez Wore This

I understand that we probably disagree on whether or not police officers should be allowed to willfully kill unarmed citizens then hide behind a union and a grand jury that was gift wrapped by a district attorney whose best interests don’t include being objective, but I think we can all agree that Selena Gomez looked fucking fantastic last night at the City Of Hope’s 2015 Spirit Of Life ev…huh? Chicago? You mean they have a lot gangs there? What are “gangs”? Is that a new thing or have gangs been doing that for a while? Let me know! It’s always fun to learn new things.

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Selena Gomez In This Dress & Links

Bai Ling‘s Halloween costume was as expected  [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Chris Brown is addicted to sizzurp  [ The Superficial ]

Izzy Marshall in like four bikinis   [ Hollywood Tuna ]

Maggie Gyllenhaal as a 70s hooker for an HBO pilot  [ Dlisted ]

Naomi Campbell did Lui, got way naked  (NSFW)  [ The Nip Slip ]

Sara Underwood all kinds of naked (NSFW)  [ DrunkenStepfather ]

Lily Aldridge in a $25M bra  [ Moe Jackson ]

Jenna Dewan in leggings  [ Popoholic ]

Rihanna won’t release her album because of Adele   [ The Blemish ]

John Stewart signed a 4 year deal with HBO [ Crave ]

Rihanna is naked as hell (NSFW)  [ Celebslam ]

Gigi Hadid in see through leggings   [ Egotastic ]

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Lupus Is Pretty Sexy
Lupus Is Pretty Sexy

 Lamar Odom will be dead as soon as Kris Jenner gets the lighting setup she wants, so it’s a shame Odom didn’t catch Lupus, because goddamn. Selena Gomez has it and this is what she looks like. I’ll vote for whichever candidate promises to sign an executive order to put Lupus in pumpkin spice on his first day in office.

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Selena Gomez Looks Fine To Me

Selena Gomez performed on NBC’s The Today Show this morning. Last week she said she had Lupus and underwent chemotherapy and whatnot, so I really hope this isn’t a wig. If it is, it was probably really expensive. I don’t know how much wigs cost generally, but I feel this wig would cost more than other wigs. Let’s stop talking about wigs. Sound good?

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Selena Gomez In This Dress

I don’t want this post to see like I’m pandering to my Latino readers, but Selena Gomez wore this dress last night and I think it’s something we can all get behind regardless of political affiliation. In fact, John Boehner just saw these and started crying. The Pope wanted to lay hands on her but she’s too old and has a vagina.

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