Selena Gomez Is Doing Woody Allen
Selena Gomez Is Doing Woody Allen

 

I don’t think Selena Gomez‘s friend gave up a kidney so she could do a Woody Allen movie, yet here we are. Woody Allen makes movies that only a specific type of white people will like, and he also likes to have sex with young brown chicks he adopts. Hopefully Selena’s character doesn’t get adopted in this movie. I want to her she looks adorable.

 

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Selena Gomez Got A Secret Kidney Transplant From Her Friend
Selena Gomez Got A Secret Kidney Transplant From Her Friend

 

Two years ago, Selena Gomez told us she had Lupus. I know two people with Lupus. Lupus is not fun. Lupus is not fun at all. Apparently Selena Gomez’s Lupus was so bad she required a kidney transplant and her friend Francia Raisa had an extra one and came through. Not sure how much she paid for it, but it looks like Raisa was happy to give it. This picture has 2M like on Instagram, so expect white girls across America to suddenly need kidney transplants from their friend. I’m pretty sure the only person who would give Taylor Swift is kidney is Joseph Kahn.

 

I’m very aware some of my fans had noticed I was laying low for part of the summer and questioning why I wasn’t promoting my new music, which I was extremely proud of. So I found out I needed to get a kidney transplant due to my Lupus and was recovering. It was what I needed to do for my overall health. I honestly look forward to sharing with you, soon my journey through these past several months as I have always wanted to do with you. Until then I want to publicly thank my family and incredible team of doctors for everything they have done for me prior to and post-surgery. And finally, there aren’t words to describe how I can possibly thank my beautiful friend Francia Raisa. She gave me the ultimate gift and sacrifice by donating her kidney to me. I am incredibly blessed. I love you so much sis. Lupus continues to be very misunderstood but progress is being made. For more information regarding Lupus please go to the Lupus Research Alliance website: www.lupusresearch.org/ -by grace through faith

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Selena Gomez looking good enough to eat again in NYC yesterday:

 

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Selena Gomez And The Weeknd Look Super Into Each Other
Selena Gomez And The Weeknd Look Super Into Each Other

 

Not sure if they just heard “Despacito” or not, but Selena Gomez and The Weeknd looked fucking miserable walking around NYC this weekend. Maybe they heard that N. Korea plans to bomb them. Selena Gomez still manages to look 13 and hot at the same time like Ariana Grande which is problematic for penises everywhere. The Weeknd looks like a HBCU football coach. Like, their drinking coffee. They should look a lot happier than this.

 

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Selena Gomez Is Gay For Herself In Her New Video For ‘Bad Liar’
Selena Gomez Is Gay For Herself In Her New Video For ‘Bad Liar’

 

Selena Gomez has a new video for her song “Bad Liar” or whatever, and she expects us to believe that she’s a 70s high school nerd that nobody likes. A 70s high school nerd that nobody likes who also wants to bang the her sexy blonde gym teacher who is Selena Gomez is a blond wig. So if you’re gay, you can believe Selena Gomez made a video for you about gay love or you can believe this director pitched this concept to Selena and she agreed but didn’t want to be offscreen for longer than two seconds.

 

 

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Good Morning, Selena Gomez & Links

 

Josh Duggar is playing the victim now  [  Dlisted  ]

Bella Thorne is very see through  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Kendall Jenner pantie flash of the day  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Lea Michele should stop  [  Popoholic  ]

Good lawd, Alessandra Ambrosio  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Lais Ribeiro in a bikini (NSFW )  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Kendall Jenner is basically her mom now   [  Moe Jackson   ]

Katie Holmes is going to Harvard Business School  [  Cele|bitchy   ]

Gal Gadot before her nose job as Miss Israel 2004  [  The Blemish  ]

More Selena Gomez [  IDLY  ]

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Selena Gomez And The Weeknd Did The Met Gala Together
Selena Gomez And The Weeknd Did The Met Gala Together

 

Bella Hadid showed like half her titty yesterday, then Selena Gomez and The Weeknd did their first red(?) carpet together at the Met Gala last night. Pretty rude, to be honest.  Anyway, they look pretty happy. Maybe it’s love, or maybe he got her into drugs. Probably both.

 

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Selena Gomez Is Still Fine

13 Reasons Why is about to teen girl who kills herself and nope sorry that’s depressing, but hey, Selena Gomez is one of the executive producers and they had a premiere last night. This thing is 13 hours long, so hopefully she wasn’t in that dress for 13 hours. That’s not enough reasons to be in this dress for that long. She looks hot as hell in the dress though. If that girl hadn’t killed herself she could have seen Selena in the dress. Haha bet she feels dumb now!

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Good Lord, Selena Gomez

I don’t know what they do in that rehab Selena Gomez was in, but she’s been looking fine as hell since she’s been out. Sup? How you doin? What are your thoughts on birth control? Really? Me too. We should get together and discuss this some more. Maybe over some red wine. You like red wine? I have a Costco card, so let me know.

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Selena Gomez Wants You To Forget About Her So Bad Posed For Vogue

 

Selena Gomez is the cover for April’s issue of Vogue, but they couldn’t just leave it there. They had to ask her some hard hitting questions. The third and fourth words of the interview title are “Instagram” and “Fatigue”, so you know where this is going.  But first they had to remind everyone she’s rich but still likes regular Mexican things.

She sets down her Givenchy purse and brings up, in gaudy succession, a frozen package of Giant Eagle Potatoes O’Brien, a can of Campbell’s Cream of Chicken soup, a bag of shredded “Mexican cheese,” and a squat plastic canister of French’s Crispy Fried Onions.

Then over some cheesy potatoes with a writer from Vogue who was there to do a cover story about her, she said this.

“Look, I love what I do, and I’m aware of how lucky I am, but—how can I say this without sounding weird? I just really can’t wait for people to forget about me.”

Not sure understands how making people forget about her works and whatnot, but not being on the cover of Vogue and posing in a bikini would be a huge first step. I could be wrong. I’m not an expert on these things.

 

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How The Hell You Doing, Selena Gomez?

Selena Gomez recently opened up about her struggles in rehab and something something GOOD GODDAMN SON. The only person having a good 2017 so far is The Weeknd.

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