Selena Gomez Is Doing Great
Selena Gomez Is Doing Great

 

Selena Gomez left a mental health facility last month and came out with bangs, so things might be a little touch and go now. But she did attend New York Fashion Week and had looks from happy to somewhat happy. She also wore a black leather jacket over a dress. That’s a pretty hot look. Or it might not me. Not really sure. I shop at Kohl’s.

 

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Selena Gomez Was In A Mental Health Facility For “Anxiety And Depression”
Selena Gomez Was In A Mental Health Facility For “Anxiety And Depression”

 

Guys, Selena Gomez is doing great.

Selena Gomez spent the last two weeks in the New York area completing a treatment program for issues relating to depression and anxiety. Sources close to Gomez tell The Blast that the singer flew to New York on January 6  where she stayed at an on-site treatment center. Our sources say Selena focused on therapy, eating healthy meals cooked by an on-site chef, pilates, and meditation….Selena felt the experience was positive and considered it “a tune-up.” We’re told she plans to return again later this year.

Wow, a personal chef, pilates, and meditation. Kinda makes me wanna have anxiety and depression. Wait, it depends on what the chef is cooking? Is it vegan? It’s vegan isn’t it? Goddammit. And since you might not want to believe a site called “The Blast”, People confirmed.

“She felt like she needed to get away and focus on herself with no distractions,” says a source close to Gomez. “She came back feeling very empowered.”

“Empowered.” Huh. Anyway this makes the second time in less than two years that Selena Gomez has been in a mental health facility, so I assume is having the time of his life. I bet when he spends time with Selena it’s very relaxing and and chill and when she calls him I bet it’s just to say I love you instead of calling to say she hasn’t seen the dog in two minutes and she’s pretty sure it’s dead and why don’t you believe me WHY DON’T YOU COME HOME?! Sounds fun.

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Selena Gomez And Justin Bieber Are Having Issues, Mostly Selena
Selena Gomez And Justin Bieber Are Having Issues, Mostly Selena

 

Stop me if you’ve heard this before, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are having relationship problems. Hard to believe. Life & Style (Hollywood Life): 

“Selena and Justin have been arguing nonstop,” a source told Life & Style. “Their closest friends are saying they’re on the verge of breaking up.” Yikes! According to the report, the issue lies with Selena being unable to “get over her jealousy issues” claiming that she “was even bitter about Justin going away with his mom while she was working in NYC.” Earlier this month, Justin and his mom took a trip to the Maldives together. During the trip, “Selena was constantly calling Justin during his trip, and he reached a boiling point and put his phone on silent,” the source added.  “Justin’s become tired of Selena’s issues… He still cares about her, but he’s had enough of her overbearing behavior. He’s at his wit’s end.”

Despite going to Bible study together with Jesus, and Selena cutting off her mother and family, it looks like their love is dead. Or not.Maybe she’s blaming him for Despacito not winning anything at the Grammys and that can be easily worked out. They’ll probably be breaking up and getting back together until Selena finally gets dickmatized by someone else or figures out how to love herself. Like, she has Lupus and a donated kidney, so she better figure out something soon.

 

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Selena Gomez Is Calling Justin Bieber “My Husband” Now
Selena Gomez Is Calling Justin Bieber “My Husband” Now

 

Not my husband, her husband, in case you were confused. But yeah, Selena Gomez spent New Year’s Eve in Cabo San Lucas and Justin Bieber was there, because that’s what Jesus would do. Party in Cabo San Lucas and repeatedly bang a chick he wasn’t married to. But it’s fine. Everything is fine is fine. God is totally cool with it.

“She’s started calling him ‘my husband,’” the source tells HollywoodLife.com“so it’s pretty clear she’s taking this relationship very seriously.”

All of Selena’s family, friends, and anyone who gives a shit about her hates Justin Bieber, but God has a plan and she’s leaving it in his hands.

Despite this disapproval, Selena “Not backing down when it comes to Justin,” a source close to Selena EXCLUSIVELY told HollywoodLife.com. “She adores him and swears this is the right thing for her. He’s changed and she knows that in time everyone will see that for themselves.”

I’m pretty sure this will turn out well. When he dumps her, she can take comfort that he will return in three days as foretold in the Bible.

 

 

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Selena Gomez’s Mom Went To The Hospital Because Selena Is Dating Justin Bieber
Selena Gomez’s Mom Went To The Hospital Because Selena Is Dating Justin Bieber

 

Selena Gomez is dating Justin Bieber again and it literally drove her mom crazy. Per TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell us police went to an L.A. area hotel last week to do a welfare check on Selena’s mom, Mandy Teefey, at a family member’s request. We’re told she was taken to a nearby hospital to get checked out, but not under a 5150 hold — instead, she was voluntarily transported for treatment.  Sources with direct knowledge of the incident tell us Mandy had a heated convo with Selena that day about the reunion with Justin. When Selena revealed she and JB were in couples therapy, Mandy flipped … realizing the relationship was going to be more long-term than she thought.  As we’ve reported … Justin is a huge trigger for Selena’s family, some of whom say they’ll never forgive him or accept him for what they think he did to her years ago. As for Selena … we’re told Mandy’s giving her space to figure out what she wants — but the fam still doesn’t want to be around the Biebs if Selena decides to stick with him.

We all thought she was free of Bieber, but the dickmatization of Selena Gomez continues. Either Bieber makes her sheets look like Pompeii in 79AD or he bought her that kidney. Probably the Pompeii thing. You know how chicks are when it comes to that. Sometimes vaginas have learning disabilities.

 

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Selena Gomez Is Billboard’s ‘Woman Of The Year’ For Some Reason
Selena Gomez Is Billboard’s ‘Woman Of The Year’ For Some Reason

 

Selena Gomez attended the Billboard Women In Music 2017 thing last night where she was named Billboard’s Woman Of The Year. From what I can tell from that linked article, she won because she had anxiety and got a kidney transplant but still remains inspiring to women by making mediocre music and going back to Justin Bieber. Seems like a bad choice to me. Whatever you call what she’s wearing here isn’t a bad choice, because looks hot as hell. Seriously. Look for yourself. I’m not lying. Unlike Michael Flynn. What’s up with that guy?

 

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Selena Gomez At The 2017 AMAs
Selena Gomez At The 2017 AMAs

 

We have some other 2017 AMAs stuff to talk about besides Selena Gomez showing up and looking like Rita Ora cosplay, but here’s some pics of her on the red carpet and performing her new song about wolves. I’ve never heard the song so I’m not sure if it’s a metaphor for wolves or about actual wolves. I hope it’s about werewolves. Werewolves are pretty cool and I like werewolf movies.  Maybe it’s about lupus and she’s just confused. Either way, somebody let me know. Either way, here’s pics of Selena Gomez. Many people find her very attractive.

 

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Selena Gomez Is Single
Selena Gomez Is Single

 

Selena Gomez and The Weeknd have split after 10 months. Maybe he just likes chicks with one kidney.

Selena Gomez, 25, and The Weeknd, 27, have ended their relationship, multiple sources confirm to PEOPLE exclusively. “She and Abel have been going back and forth for a few months about their relationship,” says an insider. “It’s been hard with him being on tour and her shooting in New York. That wasn’t easy on them.” While Gomez “always made an effort” to attend his shows when she could, “that played a part in them getting distant,” adds the insider. “It’s over for now, but they’re still in touch.”

Like a dog returning to its own vomit, Selena was spotted with Justin Bieber a bunch of time, recently, so obviously Selena Gomez is complicit in white supremacy smh.  She probably agrees with John Kelly about The Civil War. She didn’t want to date a black man because he does drugs and sings about it? Interesting. A THREAD.

 

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Selena Gomez Is A Brilliant Graphic Designer With Much Promise
Selena Gomez Is A Brilliant Graphic Designer With Much Promise

 

Selena Gomez released the cover art for her new single “Wolves” yesterday, and I’m not sure if Marshmello tried to untag himself from this or not, because this is a damn mess. This looks like something her relatives would airbrush on the side of a stolen Camaro.

 

 

Apparently Selena designed this herself, and this is what happens when you tell hot chicks they’re talented. Then they truly believe they’re talented in everything. Check Instagram. Your #WCW painted a dog in watercolors and is trying to sell it for $850.

 

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Selena Gomez Is Doing Woody Allen
Selena Gomez Is Doing Woody Allen

 

I don’t think Selena Gomez‘s friend gave up a kidney so she could do a Woody Allen movie, yet here we are. Woody Allen makes movies that only a specific type of white people will like, and he also likes to have sex with young brown chicks he adopts. Hopefully Selena’s character doesn’t get adopted in this movie. I want to her she looks adorable.

 

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