Selena Gomez’s Ankle Has Pissed Off The Muslims
Selena Gomez’s Ankle Has Pissed Off The Muslims

 

Her ankle. Selena Gomez showed her ankle. People are upset about this.

When the group and their pals visited the Abu Dhabi Grand Mosque on Dec. 29, they raised some eyebrows by posting goofy Instagram pictures. Gomez, 22, got the brunt of the hate when she posted a now-deleted picture of herself popping her leg out to show off her bare ankle — a sign of impropriety in the Muslim culture.  “I was just thinking, why purposely go to a sacred place and do something considered disrespectful?” one commenter wrote. 

You wanna know why I hate fundamentalist religions and organized religion in general? Because this is the type of shit they get mad about, so the full wrath of god has to come at Selena Gomez through Instagram comments, because if you just look around or flip on the news, you can see the full wrath of god isn’t coming from anywhere else. I mean, it’s stupid. Religion is stupid. Like, Mike and Kenny can’t adopt an orphaned child because you think Mike and Kenny can’t get married? Like you really want to kill a pregnant woman to save the life of her unborn baby then gonna tell me all life is precious? You want to cut off a man’s head and send the video to every news outlet because you’re in a holy war? You want to stone a woman to death for wearing a dress, because god can’t even with chicks wearing dresses? You want me to pray for your 18-year old son who you’re proud to go see die in a war that’s making a lot of people rich,  and if he makes it back, those people might not want to be bothered with giving him the proper healthcare? If there’s a god, none of these are his plans. Let’s just take a minute to all agree on that. And no, tolerance is never going to happen. Sorry to say. Because how can you be tolerant of something that you think god told you wasn’t true? Nobody will ever get along. And if you’re a person who believes in god and you’re mad at me, what religion are you? I’m gonna guess you’re the religion that’s most popular in the country where you live. Ever thought how convenient that is? Man, you really lucked out on that one.

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Selena Gomez Looks Topless Here
Selena Gomez Looks Topless Here

 

This might be hard to believe, but I’ve seen a naked woman before once, so I think I’m qualified to say that Selena Gomez is topless here on Instagram. But what is that glowing thing? I’ve never seen that part of a woman’s body before. Ok, I’ve never seen a woman naked. I’ve only kissed one, ok? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!

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Selena Gomez Wore This To Prevent Sex Slavery

Hey, remember when Selena Gomez wore this dress with her boobs hanging out? Awesome. Good times. Well, this weekend she wore a pant suit type thing with her boobs hanging out at the 3rd Annual Unlikely Heroes Awards Dinner and Gala to Benefit Child Victims of Sex Slavery (3AUHADGAGTBCVOSS for short) . I really like Boobs Hanging Out Selena. I feel like we would be great friends. Friends who occasionally bang and go furniture shopping together. And maybe go to a music festival or to the park. Or maybe take a brewery tour or something like that. But mostly the occasionally banging stuff. Hey, she said sex slavery not me. I wasn’t even invited.

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Sorry I Missed You, Selena

I hoped it seemed like I was busy looking for Halloween pics to post this week, and if it did, that’s awesome. Because I forgot to post these pics of Selena Gomez in this dress at the 2014 LACMA Art + Film Gala on November 1st, so I’m posting them now. I’m not gonna lie to you, it’s just 23 pics of her standing still with her rack hanging out. Some of the pics are or her walking with her rack hanging out, but mostly she’s standing still with her rack hanging out. I don’t think it’s ever too late to see something like that.

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Selena Gomez Walks Around Naked, Avoids Taylor Swift’s Calls

 Bruh. Today is really boring. So boring that I’m posting a video of Selena Gomez on Ellen talking about walking around naked her in new house and politely telling Taylor Swift to stop calling her. Maybe Ellen could give her some scissoring tips and Selena can go visit Taylor and just see what happens. No pressure. Just see what comes naturally. I could really use the post if it’s not too much trouble.

 

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Uh, Hey, Selena

I guess Selena Gomez is in a movie called Rudderless or something, because the VIP screening was in LA last night. The movie is probably not about boats, but that doesn’t really matter because Selena Gomez looked so good that even Taylor Swift wants to bang her. And Taylor Swift doesn’t really bang anybody. Her vagina is cold and desolate. And smells like cotton candy. At least that’s who I’ve always envisioned it. Anyway, here’s some pictures of Selena with her rack hanging out. Let’s focus on what’s really important.

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Good Morning, Selena Gomez
Good Morning, Selena Gomez

 

While Selena Gomez slowly morphs into a Kardashian, she’s still pretty hot, and like most women, she’ll wake up on her 30th birthday and realize she wasted her 20s on a random string of douches who she thought she could change because the oxytocin clouded her judgment and she’ll find out too late that she wasn’t in love she was just dickmatized. Then she’ll have her own reality show where she looks for love from a “real man”, because she’ll suddenly have super high standards and would “rather be alone than settle”. That will probably be the first chapter in her self-help book for single women in their 30s who find themselves having to bring their money to bars and scrolling cat adoption agencies for the first time. Because they’ll convince themselves that they’re strong women who don’t need a man at that point, but most of their friends are guys because they just can’t deal with “girl drama”, and they don’t get along with people at their job, because she’s a “boss bitch who tells it like it is” and people just can’t handle a strong woman who knows what she wants. Except what she really wants is to go home and pin stuff to her Pintrest dream wedding board and watch Scandal.

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Please Keep Selena Gomez In Your Thoughts
Please Keep Selena Gomez In Your Thoughts

 

When a woman has gone temporarily insane due to a bad relationship or a break up or just standard women stuff, there is always one visual cue they provide: bangs. Since only preschoolers and Asian girls should have bangs, you don’t need a psychology degree to know if a woman is about to drown her kids or cut off a penis and throw it on a field, because the recent bangs will tell you. So please keep Selena Gomez in your prayers during this difficult time.

 

 

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Selena Gomez Is Back With Bieber Because Of Jesus
Selena Gomez Is Back With Bieber Because Of Jesus

 

LOL

The wild hitmaker was reportedly seen attending bible study with former girlfriend Selena Gomez on Wednesday night, at the City Church, in Los Angeles. The 20-year-old born-again Christian is thought to have arrived after the service had started, before sharing a photo of the pair looking loved-up on his Instagram page. A source told the Daily Mirror: ‘The pair sat next to each other while partaking in Bible study and seemed very close. They then left together in Bieber’s car. ‘Justin looked really comfortable with Selena as he still thinks their bond is unbreakable and knows that Selena will always love him.’ He took to Twitter later to post: ‘God is good’, which was retweeted by his fans 68,000 times.

If Justin Bieber is a “born-again Christian”, I guess he was stillborn, because well, you read this site. I don’t need to tell you. And I thought God had a thing about premarital sex. And wasn’t the New Testament basically Jesus saying, “Hey, you. You over there being a dick. Don’t do that, bruh.  Not cool.  Look, uhh, anybody know a place I can crash for a like a few days? I’m kinda in between places right now”?  Anyway, maybe it is some kind of miracle, or Justin Bieber had his penis removed and bought another one that was perfectly molded to Selena’s vagina, because I refuse to believe she’s this dumb.  If she is, she could probably pass the Ferguson PD exam.

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Selena Gomez Says She Never Banged Orlando Bloom
Selena Gomez Says She Never Banged Orlando Bloom

 

Selena Gomez understands that when you pull the pin on a grenade, you don’t hang around to watch it blow up, so she’s now distancing herself from this Bieber/Bloom thing. Also, “Bieber Bloom” sounds like a shitty law firm.

Selena Gomez says she’s never done the nasty with Orlando Bloom … and she has absolutely zero to do with his raging battle against her ex-BF Justin Bieber. Sources directly connected to Selena tell us … the reason she was with Orlando back in March is because their manager organized an event for his clients at We Day in Oakland. As for the widely-circulated photo of Orlando and Selena at a Chelsea Handler show in L.A. a few weeks later … it was nothing more than a smoke break. They were actually with their respective groups of friends and happened to be next to each other when the pic was snapped.

Selena seems really defensive, because the picture in question (here) looks like Selena regrets letting Orlando talk her into anal and letting him wait with her while her Uber driver tries to find an alternate route through traffic. “Your driver will arrive in 4 mins”?! You said that 5 mins ago!

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