Selena Gomez Has A New Video
Selena Gomez Has A New Video

Selena Gomez Zedd Video

Selena Gomez Zedd Video

 

Selena Gomez is fucking for tracksdating DJ and hillbilly rapist, Zedd, and here is the video for the song they made together. Videos are cool because you can have a girl with her boobs hanging out in slow motion to keep the song from sucking more than it should. This music sounds like it was made on an iPhone app, but if you have $70 a day to pay the people in the background, they’ll pretend to dance and like it. $70 goes a long way for new headshots and/or ramen.

 

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People Say Selena Gomez Topless In V Magazine Is A “Child Prostitute”
People Say Selena Gomez Topless In V Magazine Is A “Child Prostitute”

 

Yesterday, V Magazine dropped some images of their upcoming issue claiming Selena Gomez was topless. That, of course, was bullshit. Selena Gomez was topless in the same way girls are topless when they go use your bathroom. Anyway, the backlash was immediate, with people calling it “Selena Gomez’s child prostitute shoot‘”. Ok, so here’s the thing. If you look really close at these pictures, you won’t see the fascist boot of the patriarchy stomping on her neck. Selena Gomez is a grown ass woman. If she wants to pose without a shirt for a magazine cover, then that’s what she’ll do. I’m sorry the first thing you thought when you saw these was “child prostitute” when you saw these in the town square of your Virginia settlement, but that that probably says more about you than it does about her. Damn. Why y’all gotta get me this mad this early in the morning? This is a holy day. A day where usually normal people starve themselves and draw targets on their foreheads for ISIS.

 

Selena Gomez V Magazine

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Selena Gomez’s Ankle Has Pissed Off The Muslims
Selena Gomez’s Ankle Has Pissed Off The Muslims

 

Her ankle. Selena Gomez showed her ankle. People are upset about this.

When the group and their pals visited the Abu Dhabi Grand Mosque on Dec. 29, they raised some eyebrows by posting goofy Instagram pictures. Gomez, 22, got the brunt of the hate when she posted a now-deleted picture of herself popping her leg out to show off her bare ankle — a sign of impropriety in the Muslim culture.  “I was just thinking, why purposely go to a sacred place and do something considered disrespectful?” one commenter wrote. 

You wanna know why I hate fundamentalist religions and organized religion in general? Because this is the type of shit they get mad about, so the full wrath of god has to come at Selena Gomez through Instagram comments, because if you just look around or flip on the news, you can see the full wrath of god isn’t coming from anywhere else. I mean, it’s stupid. Religion is stupid. Like, Mike and Kenny can’t adopt an orphaned child because you think Mike and Kenny can’t get married? Like you really want to kill a pregnant woman to save the life of her unborn baby then gonna tell me all life is precious? You want to cut off a man’s head and send the video to every news outlet because you’re in a holy war? You want to stone a woman to death for wearing a dress, because god can’t even with chicks wearing dresses? You want me to pray for your 18-year old son who you’re proud to go see die in a war that’s making a lot of people rich,  and if he makes it back, those people might not want to be bothered with giving him the proper healthcare? If there’s a god, none of these are his plans. Let’s just take a minute to all agree on that. And no, tolerance is never going to happen. Sorry to say. Because how can you be tolerant of something that you think god told you wasn’t true? Nobody will ever get along. And if you’re a person who believes in god and you’re mad at me, what religion are you? I’m gonna guess you’re the religion that’s most popular in the country where you live. Ever thought how convenient that is? Man, you really lucked out on that one.

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Selena Gomez Looks Topless Here
Selena Gomez Looks Topless Here

 

This might be hard to believe, but I’ve seen a naked woman before once, so I think I’m qualified to say that Selena Gomez is topless here on Instagram. But what is that glowing thing? I’ve never seen that part of a woman’s body before. Ok, I’ve never seen a woman naked. I’ve only kissed one, ok? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!

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Selena Gomez Wore This To Prevent Sex Slavery

Hey, remember when Selena Gomez wore this dress with her boobs hanging out? Awesome. Good times. Well, this weekend she wore a pant suit type thing with her boobs hanging out at the 3rd Annual Unlikely Heroes Awards Dinner and Gala to Benefit Child Victims of Sex Slavery (3AUHADGAGTBCVOSS for short) . I really like Boobs Hanging Out Selena. I feel like we would be great friends. Friends who occasionally bang and go furniture shopping together. And maybe go to a music festival or to the park. Or maybe take a brewery tour or something like that. But mostly the occasionally banging stuff. Hey, she said sex slavery not me. I wasn’t even invited.

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Sorry I Missed You, Selena

I hoped it seemed like I was busy looking for Halloween pics to post this week, and if it did, that’s awesome. Because I forgot to post these pics of Selena Gomez in this dress at the 2014 LACMA Art + Film Gala on November 1st, so I’m posting them now. I’m not gonna lie to you, it’s just 23 pics of her standing still with her rack hanging out. Some of the pics are or her walking with her rack hanging out, but mostly she’s standing still with her rack hanging out. I don’t think it’s ever too late to see something like that.

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Selena Gomez Walks Around Naked, Avoids Taylor Swift’s Calls

 Bruh. Today is really boring. So boring that I’m posting a video of Selena Gomez on Ellen talking about walking around naked her in new house and politely telling Taylor Swift to stop calling her. Maybe Ellen could give her some scissoring tips and Selena can go visit Taylor and just see what happens. No pressure. Just see what comes naturally. I could really use the post if it’s not too much trouble.

 

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Uh, Hey, Selena

I guess Selena Gomez is in a movie called Rudderless or something, because the VIP screening was in LA last night. The movie is probably not about boats, but that doesn’t really matter because Selena Gomez looked so good that even Taylor Swift wants to bang her. And Taylor Swift doesn’t really bang anybody. Her vagina is cold and desolate. And smells like cotton candy. At least that’s who I’ve always envisioned it. Anyway, here’s some pictures of Selena with her rack hanging out. Let’s focus on what’s really important.

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Good Morning, Selena Gomez
Good Morning, Selena Gomez

 

While Selena Gomez slowly morphs into a Kardashian, she’s still pretty hot, and like most women, she’ll wake up on her 30th birthday and realize she wasted her 20s on a random string of douches who she thought she could change because the oxytocin clouded her judgment and she’ll find out too late that she wasn’t in love she was just dickmatized. Then she’ll have her own reality show where she looks for love from a “real man”, because she’ll suddenly have super high standards and would “rather be alone than settle”. That will probably be the first chapter in her self-help book for single women in their 30s who find themselves having to bring their money to bars and scrolling cat adoption agencies for the first time. Because they’ll convince themselves that they’re strong women who don’t need a man at that point, but most of their friends are guys because they just can’t deal with “girl drama”, and they don’t get along with people at their job, because she’s a “boss bitch who tells it like it is” and people just can’t handle a strong woman who knows what she wants. Except what she really wants is to go home and pin stuff to her Pintrest dream wedding board and watch Scandal.

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Please Keep Selena Gomez In Your Thoughts
Please Keep Selena Gomez In Your Thoughts

 

When a woman has gone temporarily insane due to a bad relationship or a break up or just standard women stuff, there is always one visual cue they provide: bangs. Since only preschoolers and Asian girls should have bangs, you don’t need a psychology degree to know if a woman is about to drown her kids or cut off a penis and throw it on a field, because the recent bangs will tell you. So please keep Selena Gomez in your prayers during this difficult time.

 

 

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