Selena Gomez Is Still Fine

13 Reasons Why is about to teen girl who kills herself and nope sorry that’s depressing, but hey, Selena Gomez is one of the executive producers and they had a premiere last night. This thing is 13 hours long, so hopefully she wasn’t in that dress for 13 hours. That’s not enough reasons to be in this dress for that long. She looks hot as hell in the dress though. If that girl hadn’t killed herself she could have seen Selena in the dress. Haha bet she feels dumb now!

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Good Lord, Selena Gomez

I don’t know what they do in that rehab Selena Gomez was in, but she’s been looking fine as hell since she’s been out. Sup? How you doin? What are your thoughts on birth control? Really? Me too. We should get together and discuss this some more. Maybe over some red wine. You like red wine? I have a Costco card, so let me know.

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Selena Gomez Wants You To Forget About Her So Bad Posed For Vogue

 

Selena Gomez is the cover for April’s issue of Vogue, but they couldn’t just leave it there. They had to ask her some hard hitting questions. The third and fourth words of the interview title are “Instagram” and “Fatigue”, so you know where this is going.  But first they had to remind everyone she’s rich but still likes regular Mexican things.

She sets down her Givenchy purse and brings up, in gaudy succession, a frozen package of Giant Eagle Potatoes O’Brien, a can of Campbell’s Cream of Chicken soup, a bag of shredded “Mexican cheese,” and a squat plastic canister of French’s Crispy Fried Onions.

Then over some cheesy potatoes with a writer from Vogue who was there to do a cover story about her, she said this.

“Look, I love what I do, and I’m aware of how lucky I am, but—how can I say this without sounding weird? I just really can’t wait for people to forget about me.”

Not sure understands how making people forget about her works and whatnot, but not being on the cover of Vogue and posing in a bikini would be a huge first step. I could be wrong. I’m not an expert on these things.

 

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Beyonce Broke Selena Gomez’s Most-Liked Instagram Pic Record In 8 Hours
Beyonce Broke Selena Gomez’s Most-Liked Instagram Pic Record In 8 Hours

 

If you didn’t know Beyonce is pregnant with twins , you probably could have figured it out if you walked outside yesterday and heard a million voices cry out, “YASSSSSSS”, then fell silent. Anyway, her Instagram pregnancy announcement is now the most-liked pic in the history of Instagram with 8M and counting.  Hillary Clinton should ask if she can add that total to Wisconsin. The Selena Gomez photo below is what she beat out. I prefer the Selena Gomez pic myself, because she’s demonstrating how not to get pregnant.

 

when your lyrics are on the bottle #ad

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Selena Gomez Got Topless On Instagram
Selena Gomez Got Topless On Instagram

 

So yesterday, Selena Gomez was making out with The Weeknd and last night Bella Hadid unfollowed her on Instagram because people are petty. Today Selena Gomez is topless and in a thong on Instagram. 2017 is looking up, my friends.

 

Beauty and the Beast

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Selena Gomez Is Banging The Weeknd
Selena Gomez Is Banging The Weeknd

 

Remember when The Weeknd was dating Bella Hadid then he realized he was dating Bella Hadid and broke up with her? Then he had to pretend she was hot for money after they broke up? Awesome. He’s banging Selena Gomez now. Good for him. So much for her time in rehab though. She’s young. She can go again.

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Selena Gomez Was Inspirational, Hot As Hell At The 2016 AMAs

Selena Gomez took a break from rehab to attend the 2016 AMAs where she won Favorite Female Artist – Pop/Rock. Maybe Taylor Swift told them to give it her instead coming and making her cry backstage instead. I really don’t understand what she’s saying here besides talking about herself and Instagram-shaming women’s bodies, but she looks pretty hot. That rehab place must have a spa.

 

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Selena Gomez’s Rehab Isn’t Going Well
Selena Gomez’s Rehab Isn’t Going Well

 

Back in August, Selena Gomez canceled the remainder of her Revival Tour and announced she was retiring due to a shit load of problems. The we (I) where all like, “lol yeah ok”, then she disappeared for a while, and when found out that, yes, she’s been in a mental health facility since August. So, how’s she doing in there? Not too good.

Selena keeps saying she feels like hell and wants to leave the facility or go switch to outpatient treatment,” a source revealed to In Touch. “Apparently some of the medicine and treatment she’s receiving [to deal with her anxiety] isn’t working very well.” The source also claims, “A few weeks ago, [Selena] called her friends and family and told them that she felt trapped. Her mom, Mandy [Teefey] came to visit and took her out of the facility to talk. She’s still telling everyone that she wants to go home, and then gets mad because she feels like they aren’t listening,” the source revealed. With Selena’s alleged desire to leave rehab Mandy is said to be hoping for the best but preparing for the worst.

Whats is “the worst” you may ask? Britney Spears 2008.

“She’s been reaching out to find out what it would take to get a conservatorship for Selena,” a source claimed to In Touch. The conservatorship would allegedly resemble when Britney Spears’s father, Jamie Spears, was named custodian of Britney in 2008, taking control of his daughter’s finances and ‘major life decisions.’ The source also revealed, “Mandy believes that a mental breakdown is possible if Selena doesn’t take this rehab stint seriously.”

I feel like we should blame Justin Bieber for this, but you really have to feel sorry for 24-year old adult whose life might be controlled by somebody named “Mandy”.

 

Since 2016 continues to be an alternate universe that is holding us prisoner, here’s King Of Leon covering Selena’s “Hands To Myself” yesterday. I don’t even know what’s happening anymore.

 

 

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Selena Gomez Has Been In A Mental Health Facility Since August
Selena Gomez Has Been In A Mental Health Facility Since August



I was wondering why I haven’t been posting any Selena Gomez stuff in a while. She’s been at at Tennessee mental health place for like two months. I guess she was serious about this. Nobody told me.

Multiple sources confirm in the new issue of Us Weekly that the pop star, 24, has been recovering at a Tennessee treatment facility since announcing August 30 that she was taking a break to manage “anxiety, panic attacks and depression.” The “Kill Em With Kindness” singer canceled 34 remaining dates on her Revival world tour as a result. “Selena is dealing with lupus, but this break is to focus on her mental health,” a source close to the pop star tells Us. “She can go to a very dark place.” The insider describes the facility, just outside of Nashville, as a “private and quiet place,” but “super intense.”

I don’t know how being in Tennessee is supposed to help a person with depression, but I hope she feels better. Anybody know if Taylor Swift has visited her yet? I guess it all depends on if the place allows you to post pics you took there on Instagram. She’s probably waited to hear back about their policy.


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