Scout Willis posted topless pictures of herself walking around NYC yesterday (you can see the hi-res NSFW versions here and here) because something about an Instagram policy about nipples or something like that. I don't know. I think it was about nipples, because 22-year old, rich white girls like raging against stuff that doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things like public nipples, gluten free cookies, and dolphins. But she's right. That's why shows like Teen Mom and Girls Gone Wild and porn are so beneficial to our society. They teach women to be empowered and not exploited and not to let their lives be dictated by what the patriachy says, because…no, wait. Let me start over.