Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Whatever Got Back Together
Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Whatever Got Back Together

 

Google: “Did you mean Scott Disick?” Me: “Yes, yes I did. Thank you, Google.”

Yes, it’s time to celebrate, Keeping Up With the Kardashiansfans…Two sources have confirmed to E! News that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are officially back together. We’re told they’ve been back on for a few months, and while they’re not living together, they’ve been spending lots of time together. One insider tells us,  “They are back together and giving their relationship a try again.” So what’s the cause of the rekindling? The source notes, “Scott’s mellowed out a lot and hasn’t been partying.”

I still don’t really know what this Scott dude does, but if I had to pinpoint one skill, it’s not ending up dead or in a hospital against his will like most of the dudes who date a Kardashian. Props. Maybe if their ratings drop anymore, Scott will OD on heroin at the end of an NBA bench while thinking about a whore ranch in Nevada. Find out on the next episode of KUTK!

 

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Kourtney Kardashian Might Have Two Baby Daddy’s

Since Kourtney Kardashian‘s primary role in Kris Jenner’s Ho Army is to provide viable heirs, she gave birth to her third kid (a dude named “Reign”) last December and is reportedly pregnant with her fourth. These are Scott Disick‘s kids, but they split in July. Wait, back up to that Reign kid. That’s probably not Scott’s.

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Kourtney Kardashian Is Single

Man, that didn’t take long at all. He’s only been a raging asshole and alcoholic for what, a few months?

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are calling it quits. The former couple, who have three children together, broke up over the Fourth of July holiday weekend, sources confirm exclusively to E! News. “Kourtney has always taken Scott back and been by his side, but now with three kids it has gotten old,” says a source. “Kourtney has to do what’s best for the kids.” “Scott has been running around saying he’s single,” adds a source. “Kourtney dumped him after she saw the pics [in Monte Carlo] and he hasn’t been home after a month-long party binge.”

Scott Disick is an only child of wealthy parents, so because he thinks that also makes him smart enough to be wealthy, he’s had a bunch of failed businesses while still living off mommy and daddy. In LA, they call them “entrepreneurs”. Anyway, this story would have been cool like five years ago when Kourtney Kardashian was the hottest thing to come out of Kris Jenner’s vagina. Now she’s a distant third. She’s also 36 and has three kids. That would only be a good OK Cupid ad if a virus wiped out most of the Earth and we were looking to repopulate.

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Here’s The Most Terrible Thing You Will See All Day

 

The movie version of American Psycho is the Disney version of the book, and this American Psycho-inspired Yeezus promo starring Scott Disick as Patrick Bateman is Kris Jenner version of the movie meaning it's more horrific and painfully awkward than anything Patrick Bateman hasever done. Holy shit this is terrible. You get the feeling that Scott Disick has never acted on camera before.

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