Scarlett Johansson Says John Travolta Isn’t Creepy

John Travolta is gay, so when people freaked out over him smelling Scarlett Johansson‘s essence at the Oscars, I didn’t really pay attention to it, because John Travolta is gay. I just want to make that point clear that everyone seems to forget. John Travolta is gay. Anyway, I guess is got so bad that Johansson felt the need to release a statement.

“There is nothing strange, creepy or inappropriate about John Travolta,” Johansson told the Associated Press on Thursday, in an apparently unprompted statement in which she referred to her former co-star as a “class act”. The statement continued: “The image that is circulating is an unfortunate still-frame from a live-action encounter that was very sweet and totally welcome. That still photo does not reflect what preceded and followed if you see the moment live. Yet another way we are misguided, misinformed and sensationalised by the 24-hour news cycle. I haven’t seen John in some years and it is always a pleasure to be greeted by him.”

I really have nothing to add to this story except that dress is white and gold. It’s also ugly as hell. Let’s move on.

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Scarlett Johansson Had A Baby, Didn’t Give It A Dumb Name
Scarlett Johansson Had A Baby, Didn’t Give It A Dumb Name


Good job, Scarlett Johansson.

Scarlett Johansson is a first-time mom. A spokesman for the 29-year-old actress told The Associated Press Thursday that Johansson and her fiance, Romain Dauriac, have welcomed a baby girl, whom they’ve named Rose. Marcel Pariseau says mother and daughter are doing well.

Since she’s a celebrity, it was hit or miss on whether or not this kid was going to be named Helicopter Sage or some other dumb shit, but luckily for the kid, her name is Rose. Despite maybe avoiding passenger liners that claim to be unsinkable, Rose should have a pretty okay life. But ya’ll really need to stop giving your kids these stupid names. Seriously. If I was black, my name would probably be Catoddre, and if I was white, my name would probably be Theongreyjoy . None of these look particularity good on a resume.

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Scarlett Johansson Is 5 Months Pregnant
Scarlett Johansson Is 5 Months Pregnant


"Shit's about to get real, son."  – Scarlett Johansson's boobs


Question: why did this take so long? I mean, dem titties. But yeah, Scarlett Johansson is pregnant by a dude named after a type of lettuce is the point of this post.

Scarlett Johansson is going to be a mom! The 29-year-old Her actress is expecting her first child with fiance Romain Dauriac, a source confirms to Us Weekly. Johansson's pregnancy news comes six months after her rep confirmed to Us back in September that she was engaged to French journalist Dauriac. The couple first went public with their romance in November 2012.

TMZ is reporting that she's five months pregnant, and they seem pretty excited about (YOU CAN READ THE HEADLINE HERE OMG!!!), so congratulations. I really have nothing bad to say about this, but if you're her friend on Facebook, you might want to hide all her posts for a while. Nobody wants to see your ultrasound, Scarlett. I can't even tell what that is. Is that…a tail? That's totally a tail. And are those claws? Looks like claws. Scarlett, I love you, I do, but to be honest, I'm not entirely sure what I'm supposed to be looking at here.


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Scarlett Johansson Is Esquire’s 2013 Sexiest Woman Alive Again
Scarlett Johansson Is Esquire’s 2013 Sexiest Woman Alive Again


Since it should be called Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive Who Is Also Famous Or You Know From That One Thing, Scarlett Johannson has been named the sexiest woman alive for the second time, because Esquire doesn't have the resources to actually see every woman alive to make their decision. So, congrats to Scarlett. Also, she won Sexiest Man Voice for the first time this year since since I refused to be nominated. Six years in a row is enough.


See the video after the jump:


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Scarlett Johansson Wifed Up Some Journalist

She's marrying some French dude who sounds like a type of lettuce. Congrats, boo.

Scarlett Johansson is engaged to her beau, journalist Romain Dauriac, PEOPLE has learned exclusively. "They're engaged and very happy," a source says of the couple. A rep for the actress said, "I can confirm that Scarlett and Romain are engaged. They haven't chosen a date for the wedding." The proposal occurred about a month ago. The ring is a vintage Art Deco style.

Scarlett Johansson is only 28 and is on her second marriage in 5 years, so you really have to wonder how awesome her breasts really are. Do they even awesome, bro? Or if she stops to talk about clean water initiatives in Africa while giving head. Look, I love you, I do, but now is not the best time to discuss the declining state of the world's supply of fresh water. If your jaw needs a break just tell me. No need to bring African children into this.

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Scarlett Johansson Is Not Engaged

Because she was holding hands with her French boyfriend, Romain Dauriac, and she also happened to be wearing a ring, there was speculation yesterday that Scarlett Johansson was engaged. Apparently she's not.

"Scarlett is absolutely not engaged," her rep tells PEOPLE.

There's was also speculation at El Rodeo that I would get the steak fajita quesadillas, but I got the fajita quesadillas with steak AND chicken. Gotta keep people guessing!

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Scarlett Johansson Is In A Play Now

Scarlett Johansson had her first performance playing Maggie in the Richard Rodgers Theatre production of Tennessee Williams' Cat On A Hot Tin Roof last night, and here are some pictures of the curtain call. Good for her. I probably won'r get see it, because I had to read it once, and if I have to sit through a three hour play that takes place in a bedroom, it would be cool if somebody got naked. And do we really want to hear Scarlett with a Southern accent? We've all heard her voice. We could close our eyes and pretend we're watching Matlock.

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Scarlett Johansson Is Single Again

Apparently Bansky was involved. People report:

Sources confirm to PEOPLE that Scarlett Johansson and her boyfriend of about year, Nate Naylor, have gone their separate ways. “She broke up with him last week,” one source who knows both parties tells PEOPLE. “He’s pretty upset but the writing was on the wall. A lot of people were surprised it lasted this long.”

I don’t get the biblical graffiti reference, but this is first time I’ve ever heard of Nate Taylor so I guess I’m surprised, too. Does Nate Taylor even know he was dating Scarlett Johansson? Somebody should check on that.

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