Scarlett Johansson Is 5 Months Pregnant
Scarlett Johansson Is 5 Months Pregnant

 

"Shit's about to get real, son."  – Scarlett Johansson's boobs

 

Question: why did this take so long? I mean, dem titties. But yeah, Scarlett Johansson is pregnant by a dude named after a type of lettuce is the point of this post.

Scarlett Johansson is going to be a mom! The 29-year-old Her actress is expecting her first child with fiance Romain Dauriac, a source confirms to Us Weekly. Johansson's pregnancy news comes six months after her rep confirmed to Us back in September that she was engaged to French journalist Dauriac. The couple first went public with their romance in November 2012.

TMZ is reporting that she's five months pregnant, and they seem pretty excited about (YOU CAN READ THE HEADLINE HERE OMG!!!), so congratulations. I really have nothing bad to say about this, but if you're her friend on Facebook, you might want to hide all her posts for a while. Nobody wants to see your ultrasound, Scarlett. I can't even tell what that is. Is that…a tail? That's totally a tail. And are those claws? Looks like claws. Scarlett, I love you, I do, but to be honest, I'm not entirely sure what I'm supposed to be looking at here.

 

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Scarlett Johansson Is Esquire’s 2013 Sexiest Woman Alive Again
Scarlett Johansson Is Esquire’s 2013 Sexiest Woman Alive Again

 

Since it should be called Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive Who Is Also Famous Or You Know From That One Thing, Scarlett Johannson has been named the sexiest woman alive for the second time, because Esquire doesn't have the resources to actually see every woman alive to make their decision. So, congrats to Scarlett. Also, she won Sexiest Man Voice for the first time this year since since I refused to be nominated. Six years in a row is enough.

 

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Scarlett Johansson Wifed Up Some Journalist

She's marrying some French dude who sounds like a type of lettuce. Congrats, boo.

Scarlett Johansson is engaged to her beau, journalist Romain Dauriac, PEOPLE has learned exclusively. "They're engaged and very happy," a source says of the couple. A rep for the actress said, "I can confirm that Scarlett and Romain are engaged. They haven't chosen a date for the wedding." The proposal occurred about a month ago. The ring is a vintage Art Deco style.

Scarlett Johansson is only 28 and is on her second marriage in 5 years, so you really have to wonder how awesome her breasts really are. Do they even awesome, bro? Or if she stops to talk about clean water initiatives in Africa while giving head. Look, I love you, I do, but now is not the best time to discuss the declining state of the world's supply of fresh water. If your jaw needs a break just tell me. No need to bring African children into this.

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Scarlett Johansson Is Not Engaged

Because she was holding hands with her French boyfriend, Romain Dauriac, and she also happened to be wearing a ring, there was speculation yesterday that Scarlett Johansson was engaged. Apparently she's not.

"Scarlett is absolutely not engaged," her rep tells PEOPLE.

There's was also speculation at El Rodeo that I would get the steak fajita quesadillas, but I got the fajita quesadillas with steak AND chicken. Gotta keep people guessing!

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Scarlett Johansson Is In A Play Now

Scarlett Johansson had her first performance playing Maggie in the Richard Rodgers Theatre production of Tennessee Williams' Cat On A Hot Tin Roof last night, and here are some pictures of the curtain call. Good for her. I probably won'r get see it, because I had to read it once, and if I have to sit through a three hour play that takes place in a bedroom, it would be cool if somebody got naked. And do we really want to hear Scarlett with a Southern accent? We've all heard her voice. We could close our eyes and pretend we're watching Matlock.


Photo credit = WENN

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Scarlett Johansson Is Single Again



Apparently Bansky was involved. People report:

Sources confirm to PEOPLE that Scarlett Johansson and her boyfriend of about year, Nate Naylor, have gone their separate ways. “She broke up with him last week,” one source who knows both parties tells PEOPLE. “He’s pretty upset but the writing was on the wall. A lot of people were surprised it lasted this long.”

I don’t get the biblical graffiti reference, but this is first time I’ve ever heard of Nate Taylor so I guess I’m surprised, too. Does Nate Taylor even know he was dating Scarlett Johansson? Somebody should check on that.

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Scarlett Johansson Might Be Banging Jared Leto Again. Maybe.



For some unexplainable reason, Scarlett Johansson spoke at the Democratic National Convention. And for some reason her boyfriend wasn’t there. But that’s cool, because Jared Leto was molesting her while she wasn’t on stage. E! News reports:
While Scarlett Johansson took to the podium during the final night of the Democratic National Convention on Thursday to show her support for President Barack Obama, another famous face appeared to be giving the actress a little support, as well. As seen in these exclusive photos, it’s none other than Jared Leto, who was romantically linked to Johansson a few years back….As they watched the action unfold during the convention, Johansson and Leto could be seen holding hands, leaning against each other, conversing, laughing and taking a moment to snap a few pics of themselves. At one point, the actor even playfully grabs ScarJo’s ankle as she stands up.

You may think that sounds pretty sexy, but apparently Jared Leto is just her gay friend now.

Johansson’s rep tells E! News, “Scarlett is still dating Nate [Naylor]. This is very innocent. Scarlett and Jared have remained friends, nothing more, nothing less. Let’s concentrate on the DNC and her speech, which is exponentially more important.”

So if we’re to understand this correctly, Scarlett and Jared used to fuck a while back, but now they’re just friends who hold hands and dry hump during a nationally televised event. If they’re comfortable enough to do that in public, I wonder what that did when they went back to the hotel. They probably just watched Finding Nemo and played checkers or something I bet.


pic source = Getty

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Todd’s not here right now

I, like you, was tired of seeing that dude on the site so I grabbed some pictures of chicks in bikinis. I know you’ve come to expect tits from this site so in some small way, this is my attempt to help for the time being.

While it’s not the cream of the crop in chic pics, I hope there’s a little something for everybody.

Note: I’m not THAT Dave.

All photos credit to wenn.com

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