There has never been, nor will there ever be, a more flawless and perfect female form than Salma Hayek in From Dusk Til Dawn. There’s really no point in arguing this with me. Anyway, Salma Hayek also watched From Dusk Til Dawn and knew she had to quit acting and marry a French billionaire before she started to look like the Salma Hayek in the movie who saw Quentin Tarantino’s blood. So she did. Now she’s 48 and posing topless in the August 2015 issue of Allure. She’s still married to the French billionaire. I’d marry a French billionaire if I looked like Salma Hayek. I’d look in the mirror and swipe left on any profile that didn’t include the words “CEO” and “conglomerate”.